I really need to fix that XD.

Sooooooo.....As you may have noticed I have really been unactive here lately It's just that so much is happening, that I have enough to do irl But good news is I will get a new phone soon!
But it's only this week and next, and after that things should be back to normal craziness

Also skype is one of the things that keeps me busy lately, so I blame everything on that

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Hi. Whats going on, lads and lasses?

Well? What would you say?

Anyway...

If the Princesses (Celestia, Luna, Cadence, and Twilight) wielded physical weapons, what would they use?

Yep. The emoticons were there the whole time. I just needed to look.

My projects are important to me, they're what I'm constantly thinking about but for you readers, I say pay it no mind. Most of the time I want to make random stories that don't take long to make. I'm an idealist that constantly thinks, so from time to time I may bust out a story that's not even on the Projects list. Because, why the hell not, I don't really have schedules. I write when I feel and write when I want.

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And a bonus one too!

A continuation of this blog.

What weapons would Shining Armor, Flash Sentry, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Rarity, and Pinkie Pie use?

That moment when the titles of two stories next to each other on the featured list inadvertantly make a sentence and you just have to take a screenshot and make a random blog post about at almost 10 PM...

Voila.
EDIT: Image is currently not here because lunapic is a gluestick. :/

Exquisite.

Nerd Mode Activated

Tyrannosaurus rex was supposed to be named Dynamosaurus imperiosus, but outcries from the general public when the information came out peer pressured paleontologists to keeping the dinosaur as the former.

Godzilla's Japanese name, Gojira, is a portmanteau of the Japanese words for gorilla and whale, gorira and kujira respectively.

I had a third fact but now I forgot.

Nerd Mode Deactivated

My Little Nephew: *Trying to attack me*

Me: “No more autism attack, go!”

Also Me: *Throws paper towel that I used to dry my hands with at him*

(Okay, that was offensive)

Baby Sister: *Wants milk*

Me: Spell 'milk'

Baby Sister: *Begins counting to five*

I frickin' love my sister

Yes I have! Whoo!

Random Kid: Hey, guess what.

Me: What?

Random Kid: I f**ked your mom last night.

Me: So you f**ked a dead corpse?

Random Kid: o_o

What would you call those that the Elements of Harmony have chosen to be their wielders?

Also, if you wanna do this it’s:
[rught][/rught].

just spell 'right' right

I apologize in advance.

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I'm removing the Random tag from most of my comedy stories. Having reviewed the guidelines, it's occurred to me that while most of my stories are weird and off-the-wall, they're not quite random. Who's Your Daddy? and Alicornication will retain the random tag because they're the ones for which the tag actually fits.