So... for a reason unknown, I found myself browsing through the clopfics section of Fimfiction... (definitely not trying to find one to read...)

And all I see is this...

Pinkie Pie Masturbates
Rarity Masturbates
Fluttershy Masturbates
Twilight Masturbates
"x" Masturbates where x=pony and y=why the hell are there suddenly so many fics that REPEAT THE SAME, BLOODY STORYLINE!!!!

WHY!?!?!? Abyss, what have you done?

Brohoof/)

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Hey my dearies, I hope everyone is being awesome and having a good time and doing well of course.

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Sorry if this is short, I've just got a lot going on at the moment. Trying to pull myself out of a rut. One thing that I wanted to say, and I'll be sure to go into greater detail soon, is that I'm working on a Patreon for the Wayfarers. I don't know. It's just something I'm messing with. We'll talk later.

Here ya go: https://www.fimfiction.net/chapter/1237269

k bye

Oh my God, its been almost 10 years since I last updated my stories! With over 1k views on KoE and 400 on 'I guess This is Alright' brings me so much joy. Wow you guys rock! Well from the 8 years I have been gone (12 years old to 20) I have done so much. Its been an amazing ride in life and I barely thought of this website having a conversation with a friend of mine recently. To anyone waiting at all on the stories I am offcially canceling them, and will probably never sign on again anymore,

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I heard y'all like buggos from, lets say, some author's previous work. Let's just say, and this comes as a surprise from me too, said author is gonna release another fic featuring said buggo in the morning pacific time.

With love.

~ Not Enough Coffee

THIS WILL CONTAIN SPOILERS FOR AN UPCOMING EPISODE THAT WILL COME UP LATER THIS SEASON. I'M SORRY, BUT I HAVE TO SAY SOMETHING OR I WILL FREAK OUT.

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...but I'll never be the same guy I was a month and a half ago. I'm very grateful for my friendship with all of you... especially the ones on my "Pretend Lovers" list. I love you all, and I'm glad to have met each and every one of you... and I hope to one day meet you in person. I've been blessed with a miraculous gift... the gift of love and friendship. I know this is a bit premature, for two reasons: A) I'm not close to any of you guys by distance... and B) I like to make my dedications on

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So, my story Buck Me Harder was only approved about 4.5 hours ago, and when I refreshed the home screen, I saw this:

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I find this picture to be very amusing. I don't know why, but it just does.

halp plez

kall nein juan juan

Deleting a bunch of old painfully awkward crap

When you stop writing, fuck you chemistry

I can’t breeeaathe

Hoo boy, Zytharrians, that was a close one.

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Chapter one has been edited and (hopefully) rid of it's mistakes from the old one. Thanks to Accordant Author and DemonBrightSpirit for really helping me out with the story. If it weren't for them, I would have never been close to being finished. Now news about the other chapters is they are currently in getting worked on so that might take a while.

Sorry.

So I hope you're scared excited as I am!

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But it's probably ponies ;P

It's here!

The first chapter of the unabridged version of my Sunset Shipping Contest story is now live!

Sunset Shimmer lived a perfect life. Nightmare Moon destroyed it.

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Hey everpony! Today I have something that I need you guys to join so bad!

https://www.fimfiction.net/group/213049/pixelmoons-sketchy-clouds-contest

A contest to see if any of you guys can write about Sketchy! Everyone of you better join! Please, this group means a lot to me. I asked The Abyss to judge, and haven't got an answer. But that doesn't mean no!

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[10:43:30 PM] Kohl: it jsut puts it all in one place thats really easy
[10:43:37 PM] Kohl: omg i should draw them all meeting each other
[10:43:46 PM] Chaotic Noote: kohl please
[10:43:51 PM] Chaotic Noote: whyyyy
[10:44:18 PM] Chaotic Noote: honestly that'd be a fan fiction i'll write if you ever draw that

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Yup. It's been a busy weekend.

First... a new, tender short story starring my favorite couple, Sunny and Twi!

TThe Kind Regard of Quiet Things

• MLP: FiM
• Romance
• Slice of Life

In the middle of the night, sometimes waking up to a whimper is worse than waking up to a scream.

• Twilight
• Sunset Shimmer

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Second, the new chapter of How Not to Use Your Royal Prerogative is up!

EHow Not To Use Your Royal Prerogative

• MLP: FiM
• Comedy
• Mystery

After going to Coloratura's concert, Sunset gets both good news and bad news. Somepony stole her identity and is running around with her face. That's the good news.

• Alt. Universe
• Minuette
• Sunset Shimmer
• Coco Pommel
• Moondancer
• Coloratura

Amber Spark · 67k words  ·  323  7 · 4.3k views

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YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
So I ordered a new power inverter board and installed it, and it worked. :D