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Apr
13th
2018

In Which I Suffer Through New Moon: Chapter 22 -- Flight · 2:50pm Apr 13th, 2018

As Bella, Edward, and Alice leave behind the vampire blood orgy (that’d be a great name for a death metal band), Bella slowly freaks out at what’s going on in the room she just departed. One of the Volturi’s human servants asks if they need anything, but Edward sends her away. According to Edward, she’s aware of what’s going on and is fully aware she could end up as a vampire’s dinner, but goes through with it in the hopes that the Volturi will turn her.

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Mar
3rd
2018

In Which I Suffer Through New Moon: Chapter 1 -- Party · 3:30pm Mar 3rd, 2018

Before we begin New Moon, I’m happy to announce a new staple to this series, the Clinginess Meter! Whenever Bella — just Bella — says or does something that’s horrifically obsessive about Edward, rather than comment on it, I’ll simply put the quote down and add 1 to the Clinginess Meter. And it needs to be obsessive; simply “I love you” doesn’t count, but “I could never live without you” does.

That settled, on we go!

Clinginess Meter: 0


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Mar
5th
2018

In Which I Suffer Through New Moon: Chapter 2 -- Stitches · 4:37pm Mar 5th, 2018

In spite of having a human bleeding in front of him, Carlisle immediately takes control of the situation, telling Emmett and Rosalie to get Jasper out of the room. He’s perfected his self-control as a surgeon, after all. Carlisle and Edward take Bella to the kitchen to get her fixed up. Slowly, all the other vampires file away to avoid temptation, leaving Carlisle and Bella alone while he picks out the glass and stitches her up. And the next scene, aside from Carlisle putting antiseptic on the

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Apr
2nd
2018

In Which I Suffer Through New Moon: Chapter 16 -- Paris · 3:11pm Apr 2nd, 2018

Bella wakes up on the beach, Jacob thumping her in the back to get the water out of her lungs. She gradually comes to her senses and puts together that Jacob rescued her. The other werewolves are nearby, asking if she’s okay. She says she’ll live, but Jacob still decides to take her to a hospital. He’d come back because Victoria had slipped past the werewolves and into the ocean. Jacob was scared because he thought she might swim to the beach, where Bella spends a lot of her time, so he raced

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Aug
1st
2021

I'm not typically a Eurobeat guy... · 5:04pm Aug 1st, 2021

...But this is really good.

Makes me want to go drifting, and I don't even know how!

Sep
17th
2016

Author's Intuition: The Learning Writer ~ Alien · 11:56pm Sep 17th, 2016

Welcome everyone to another round of, Author’s Intuition: The Learning Writer. What we have for you today is a subject that I believe most of you will enjoy. A monster that’s so terrifying that it sends chills down the spines of most fearless people. It can tear you apart without a shred of hesitation and harvest your body in use of creating more of itself. What we’ll be discussing today is how this creature was made, what are its strengths, weaknesses, and how it can be used in literature.

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Mar
7th
2016

New Part Right Now! · 1:54am Mar 7th, 2016

As you read the next part, you might learn something new--namely that porcelain print dresses exist. Coco only brings them up as a way to avoid talking about the events of the night before, but they're actually something I really like. I have a blue one myself.

Enjoy the new part, everyone! I think this is the better of the two released this week, IMO. :twilightsmile:

Apr
21st
2018

In Which I Suffer Through New Moon: Epilogue -- Treaty · 2:42pm Apr 21st, 2018

There’s a brief description on how, several weeks later, everything’s back to the way it was before the Cullens left. Charlie’s set visiting hours for Edward and basically put Bella under house arrest, which I find hard to argue with. Bella’s looking at colleges to keep that option open and, apparently, Edward’s already gone to Harvard. If you’ve ever gone to Harvard, why the fuck would you go back to high school, you stupid son of a bitch?!

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Mar
18th
2018

In Which I Suffer Through New Moon: Chapter 8 -- Adrenaline · 12:36pm Mar 18th, 2018

Bella and Jacob start trying out the motorcycles. It doesn’t go so well, mainly because Bella has no clue as to what she’s doing. It’s kind of endearing; it reminds me of when I was learning a manual transmission. Eventually, Bella manages to put it in gear, learns how to change gears, and tries driving it. But as soon as she starts moving, she hears Edward’s voice again, telling her how stupid she’s being. She loses control of the bike, but since she’s barely moving, she’s not too badly

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Mar
22nd
2018

In Which I Suffer Through New Moon: Chapter 10 -- The Meadow · 2:09pm Mar 22nd, 2018

Jacob’s sickness gets worse; according to Billy, he has mono and shouldn’t have visitors for more than a month. To make matters worse for Bella, the phone lines around La Push are acting up, so she can’t call him. Bella, however, is suspicious after looking the disease up online; mono isn’t very infectious and a lot of the symptoms don’t match what Jacob was like before he got sick. Besides, the main way you get mono is by kissing someone else with the virus, and they haven’t been kissing.

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Mar
28th
2018

In Which I Suffer Through New Moon: Chapter 13 -- Killer · 3:40pm Mar 28th, 2018

When we last left Bella, she was thinking about whether or not to tell Jacob about the hunting parties out looking for wolves. He’s her best friend, but she thinks he could be a killer. She’s come to a compromise: warn him about the hunters, but also try to convince him to stop eating hikers. She drives over to Jacob’s house, but Billy says Jacob’s still sleeping. So Bella just bangs open the door as loudly as possible without knocking. However, she changes her tune once she sees Jacob asleep

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Apr
5th
2018

In Which I Suffer Through New Moon: Chapter 18 -- The Funeral · 2:21pm Apr 5th, 2018

Jacob’s come to visit Bella — with Jared and Embry waiting in his car, in case the vampire he smells proves to be hostile. He’s angry even as Bella invites him in, and Bella doesn’t like that.

I locked gazes with first Jared and then Embry — I didn’t like the hard way they eyed me; did they really think I would let anything hurt Jacob? — before I shut the door on them.

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Jan
9th
2018

What Writers Should Learn From Dan Harmon · 5:44pm Jan 9th, 2018

Nov
3rd
2021

Learning with Pibby · 1:10am Nov 3rd, 2021

This series looks promising. Old and recent characters being corrupted by a glitch is something I never would've expected in Adult Swim.

This is like the hybrid of edutainment and creepypasta and it's totally right up my alley.

Dec
31st
2015

Eesh · 2:42am Dec 31st, 2015

Well, that didn't go over so well.

I wonder what went wrong? Maybe I'm just the victim of a flood of people who hate vore.

Ah well, analyze what I did wrong and maybe do better next time, yeah?

Apr
7th
2018

In Which I Suffer Through New Moon: Chapter 19 -- Race · 2:10pm Apr 7th, 2018

The first sentence of the chapter is this:

We made our flight with seconds to spare, and then the true torture began.

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Mar
26th
2018

In Which I Suffer Through New Moon: Chapter 12 -- Intruder · 2:05pm Mar 26th, 2018

Hearing something scratching at her window, Bella freaks out, thinking it’s Victoria. No, it’s actually Jacob, climbing a tree to try to get into her room. Bella opens her window to let Jacob in, which brings up lots of bad emotions.

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Apr
11th
2018

In Which I Suffer Through New Moon: Chapter 21 -- Verdict · 3:58pm Apr 11th, 2018

So, what’s the reason for the cliffhanger last chapter? What’s beyond that door that’s so surprising?

A hallway. Lame.

Three more pages of walking through halls, and then the group emerges into a castle turret, populated by both humans and vampires. They’re greeted by Aro, who…

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Mar
7th
2018

In Which I Suffer Through New Moon: Chapter 3 -- The End · 4:10pm Mar 7th, 2018

Really?! (looks at table of contents) …Nope. Dammit.

Anyway, during Bella’s day at school, Edward’s distant, and the rest of the Cullens and Hales who still go to school aren’t there. Naturally, this is terrible for Bella, and her job after school at a sporting goods store drags on and on and on. She thinks it’s nothing, even though your boyfriend’s family almost eating you on instinct shouldn’t be nothing.

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Mar
16th
2018

In Which I Suffer Through New Moon: Chapter 7 -- Repetition · 3:15pm Mar 16th, 2018

Bella drives out to the Cullens’ house, trying to get a glimpse of it. Actually, she’s wanting to hear Edward’s voice again, hoping deja vu will trigger it, but she doesn’t want to admit it. Think that’s unhealthy? So does Bella:

I didn’t want to admit the strongest motivation. Because it was mentally unsound.

She admits it’s mentally unsound and does it anyway. CM + 1

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