You know what that means!

Person: *says something rude about their friend's OTP*
Their friend: *waits until the person's OTP comes up* *says something rude about it*
Person: Just because you don't like it doesn't you have to be rude about it
Their friend: *gives them the are-you-serious?-face* REALLY

Yes, I decided to just copy&paste these here instead of linking to the original DeviantArt post(s)
And I'll probably post most, just not some that weren't so... Awe inspiring.

WARNING: Dissecting live jokes is really not as fun as hearing them.

In comedy they have this wonderful little thing they always like to tell you that sounds like its totally full of shit and 1000% arbitrary. Comedy comes in threes. Its a tried and true method that some people believe with their heart and soul, and while it doesn't always work, it can be a really effective method for some.

Why is that? Is three just a funny number?

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I remembered this one recently, probably because I went back to work at the store where someone once got angry with me for sharing it. I guess because it went over his head and that offended him? Or maybe he just didn't like philosophers, or French people. Anyway, here you go.

French philosopher René Descartes went to a pub and sat down at the bar.

"Bonjour, René!" the bartender said. "Will you be having your usual?"

"No, I think not," Descartes replied, and vanished.

Writing Fallout: Equestria is like:

Places gun over fireplace. "Perfect!"

"Now, this will needto go off by the third act, so..."

Gun: BANG

"Oh! You startled me!"

Gun: BANG BANG BANG

"Setup/payoff is a bit more satisfying if you delay it a bit, darling."

Gun: BANG

"It's good that you're trying. That's what's really important."

Gun: BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

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Just noticed it's been a year since I opened my channel here.

Thanks to all my followers and readers! Hopefully I can keep on my writing streak for another year too.

Also please check out my latest story!

I'm taking a class on literary theory from a local university. It turned to say a very little about how to write (one short essay by Poe), a bit more about theories of how art works (Aristotle, Addison, Burke, and the New Critics), and still more about post-modern linguistics and theory. But half of the course is about politics which literary theorists today oppose (capitalism, patriarchy, and white hegemony).

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I was inspired looking at Chuck Norris facts. So I thought to myself, who would be the pony equivalent?

So here's what I came up with. Sorry if they're not any good (I'm tired), feel free to add your own in the comments below!

1: Rainbow Dash gets calls from Iron Will when he needs motivation.
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Why did Maud put Limestone on the window sill?

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I wanna write a comedy story based on this year's United States' presidential election.

Before you get mad, let me explain this; it's not going to let any of the pony candidates get away unscathed, and it won't be for president, more like prime minister.

It's gonna be told from the perspective of the reader in pony form, watching television, more specifically; The Later Show with Righteous Rhetoric, featuring Princess Luna's son as the guest star for the night.

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Source

... i.e., noodles and Horizon-brand cheese.

MrNumbers: What? I like pumice. How many other rocks float?
MrNumbers: If it doesn't rock your world, it certainly floats your boat
horizon: I once wrote a pumice pony OC
horizon: named Kay
MrNumbers: Que?
horizon: Tom tried to make her fall in love with him
horizon: but it didn't work ...

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Hey guys! Working on Chapter 4, and thought I'd share what I had so far. :3

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I hope you all like reading about science-horses, because the latest chapter is fully written out at around 13,000 words. Just gimme a chance to read it over from beginning to end to make sure it's all a coherent stream without gaping errors, and I should have it for you in a day or so. If you want an idea of what happens in this chapter, the recent blog post about all the characters and the fact that I do intend this fic to be useful as an example for other authors should be a clue that,

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New chapter incoming soon!

Me and Lord of Dorkness write a dark satire of 5score, where we rant about how the process of the curse has a butt-ton of horrible implications nobody seems to notice, and also annoyed at how nobody gives a shit (besides like, 2) about the 25 years they've spent as humans.

Plus, where the hell did all the scientists go? Is there no one interested in scienceing the shit out of magic?

This is the one, people! The author has promised that this is the chapter where it hits the fan and something finally happens!

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I GIVE YOU...K-POP!

NOW I SHALL USE ITS MUSIC TO DRIVE NORTH KOREA INSANE, STEAL THEIR NUKES, AND TAKE OVER CLEVELAND!

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