(This was maybe an hour or so ago)

Me: *laid out on the couch with heated blanket on*
Bellatrix (cat): *launches self directly onto my midsection*
Me: Damnit Bella! Be careful. No pouncing there. *rubs sore tum*
Bellatrix: *blank stares at me and sits on my stomach.*
Me: Get off my stomach lil jerk. *moves her onto my legs*
Bella: Mrrooww! *sniffs my tum*
Me: Do you know?
Bella: *looks at me with an 'of course I know' look.*

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Hello everyone and welcome back to the question of the week, the blog I keep on posting despite the fact that there seems to be less and less replies to it. Ha! Ha! Ha!

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Anyway...

So, one of the things I've kind of thinking about is the strange lack of house cats in MLP G5, which has made me wonder... What happened to them?

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With its trailer receiving a total of 132,000 likes and 342,000 dislikes, it does not surprise me at all. The CGI effects came off as horrid, unsettling, and off-putting and Universal Pictures just gave it a go signal without giving a damn about the overwhelming negativity from the public. I obviously will not watch this piece of shit film, sorry not sorry.

*Disclaimer: Can't show picture of her. Phone's acting stupid.*
Guys! I got the CUTEST little black kitten yesterday! My brother surprised me with her last night. Now I know a lot of people say "Black Cats are Bad Luck" All I have to say is NO! THEY are just super cute and mysterious.....................sorry! "Moonlight" (her name) just jumped on my lap as I was typing this. Anyways, she's about 2 months old and I'll GO pick up more stuff for her a little later with my friend.

So, I recently started thinking about how cats have places in our lore and mythologies. And I have a few questions regarding that, the biggest one being, “What is with our fascinations over cats?” And by that, I mean humans, as a collective species, seem to have this amazing enamourment with cats on some level. If they aren’t mystical in mysterious or potentially awe-inspiring ways then they’re the entities that are demonized and treated as a force of evil. Think about it, they say if a black

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Hey guys,

Just bought a super cool headband from the Hidden Leaf village and it's toats cool!
Bet you're all Jelly xxx but ain't no thang, you got any cool Naruto stuffs you wants to talks over?

Love you guys

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Sorry that my update took a while. There were a lot of personal experiences that got in the way. I'll mention those last.

I had a chance to meet so many lovely and interesting people. I know I'm going to forget a few, but I'll try.

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Okay, so, it’s come to my attention that Crazy Cat-Hating Ladies has broken my personal record for lowest-rated story. I can see why. It’s definitely not my best work. In fact, I only wrote it to try to get a song out of my head. Not only did it fail in getting the song out, but it also got me super mad at my sisters’ cats even though they didn’t do anything (this time 😒). Furthermore, I may have unintentionally alienated a whole lot of cat people. Sorry about that.

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I cried a lot. She was a nice cat.

1) Name? AJ
2) Height? 5'11"
3) Weight? 230 lbs
4) Age? [redacted]
5) Birthday? May 16th
6) Girl Bestfriend? Captain Lewd Hustler.
7) Guy Bestfriend? Knight Gear.
8) Crush? Yes hehe.
9) Ever fell in love? Yes.
10) Favorite Food? Pizza.
11) Last Text? I told my friend BronyHeadbanger "Doc said Tear on the tibial spine."
12) Longest relationship? 1 year.
13) Battery Percentage? 89%
14) Eye Color? Hazel.
15) Addiction? Gaming.
16) Favorite Song? Inmate 4859 by Sabaton.

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She came sprinting across our lawn and practically jumped into my mom's arms. It was too cold to leave her outside, so we brought her in. Our dog was excited and I think poor Pepper still wants to kill it. Idk though. But, my parents are seriously considering keeping her because even though me and my sister are allergic to cats, we aren't really having any issues with it. So, we may have a cat now. But idk. I almost lost the poor cat, she ran outside when we were trying to bring pumpkins in to

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Howdy-li-doe, yo(s)! About midway through August, with the eclipse ten days away. I finished reading The Guns of August a few days ago (damn good informative read; an utter s***show of f***ery that first month of war), so that's off my list. And today I struck off yet another minor and somewhat silly goal. So this pertains to the video game The Cat Lady, which you may have deduced from this blog's title. For those not in the know, it's a brutal adventure game about dealing with

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I decided to release chapter 2 early. It's really short. I promise that future chapters won't be this small. Chapter 1 and 2 used to be one chapter, but I decided that it might work better as two. I am not quite sure this is the case anymore. Oh well.

Chapter 2

This was originally posted in the Purrverse group, a group about cat ponies. I'm not sure why they have it as "NSFW", it's just a group about cats/ponies.

Now I know this isn't quite MLP related, but it is cat related and it could be potentially used for a cat pony themed DnD 5e game, so I thought I would present this cat race I've been working on and ask for your thoughts.

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