I'm sorry, everyone, but I have again lost my will to write. I'm sorry for everything. Cheers for now.

April Fools! I'm gonna finish this time, I swear.

This link is rated Not Safe for Sane People: Danny Ruxton creates Lucky Unicorn Nipples

There's an accompanying Fark.com thread with plenty of pony pics if you'd like to join that madness.

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Welp... this sucks. I can't after all this time of working on it, I have lost all that interest in it.

To those of you who follow me for The True Nightmare, I am afraid it is going to be cancelled. I just can't get into it anymore. It was fun while it lasted... but sadly it must be put down like Old Yeller. Oh well. I'll just replace it with some good old fashion Requiem crossover. Who knows how that will go. But yeah. I'll see you all later.

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Due to me apparently not knowing how to insert pictures right on this site for blog posts, I'm just gonna have to write this incredibleness down. (Don't think that's a word... welp, it's one now)

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Happy April First!
I have my story I wrote a year ago tagged to this. And no, I don't want to fool anyone. Also, please say your favorite pony. Have a great day (or night).

Came up with some ideas for the next chapter. Might not start immediately since it's both April Fools and Easter.

It's April Feaster Day.

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This is the one and only My Little Pony TM. I used to be My Sister Tia. Happy April First.

Oh, and look at that. Now, I have 100 blog posts.

So, this is my april update my angels. This will be a short little one actually. I changed my NanoWriMo Project to being "The Life of a Songbird" instead of the novel I want to do because quite frankly I want to get this finished. So without further delays this is the status of the sequel to Makings of a songbird as of today:

Prologue: 2,551 / 2,500 words
Chapter 1: 4,537 / 7,000 Words
Chapter 2: 1,010 /11,000 words
Chapter 3: 5,028 / 5,000 words
Chapter 4: 0 / 5,000 words

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After intensive legal processing last week, Hasbro Inc. announced it was making a theatrical adaptation of the FIMFiction story SPECTRUM for release in 202X. Here is what viewers can expect in the Hasbro-produced adaptation:

• A score and soundtrack composed by Daniel Ingram
• Blood, violence and gore to be cut down significantly.
• A very condensed storyline that leaves out most of the extended cast.
• Music numbers that can be hit or miss.

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I managed to complete part one of the "Relic Hunt" section of chapters.

... It was too short.

So I decided to combine the next two (maybe even P.O.V.) chapters, but sadly, with school work and me trying to find a job, that means that it will take even longer for the combined chapter to be made.

Thank you for staying long enough with me though.

I have discovered the secret to eternal happiness. However, it is a code that I have difficulty deciphering. So I ask for everyone to decipher this code for me. And since that it's a super secret code, I will be covering it up:

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Okay, it's actually been snowing here today. Not much. Not enough for it to settle on the ground, but… it's April… late April.

But anyway, it reminded me of a song, which I thought would be appropriate given Prince's recent death.

Or whatever you want to call this holiday combination.

Watched yesterday's episode. A nice combination of chuckles and cringe. And, entertaining as always, shipping torpedoes.

Today is quite a fun day to be on the Internet if you keep your wits about you. More than a handful of my subscribed subreddits have pulled out their own shenanigans.

Nothing from me, I have work in a half hour.

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I've been lying this whole time. My name isn't Robert nor am I human. I am Laiflorpo, eater of worlds. I was supposed to eat Earth a long time ago and almost did, until... I discovered this fandom.

Friendship truly is magic.

When eldritch horrors are concerned, I am a cosmic failure. I couldn't even consume my first planet. I'M A FAILURE!!!

I don't deserve you love, praise or adoration.

I hope you all have a good day.

For some reason, when you tell Princess Celestia they named a superheavy mech after her, she gets really mad about it.

(Actually now I kind of want to write a pony mecha story now. Shoot).

What the title says...

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Hi everyone,

I’m still here, somehow. Anyway, it’s come to my attention that I have not published anything on this account since January of last year, when I released “Chill” for the More Most Dangerous Game. This comes as somewhat of a surprise to me, but I guess it really shouldn’t. I’ve been extraordinarily busy as of late, which is why you haven’t heard from me in a while.

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I find today to be one of the most dumb holidays on the planet

Regrettably, i am also easy gullible

Comedy Gold here!

I regret to inform you that Sketcha-Holic has succumbed to a case of Explosive Blood Disease. It all happened so suddenly in the past fifteen minutes, and all of her OCs are in shock of this tragic event. It took us a bit to realize that she caught this disease by way of not studying for her blood test. You know what happens when we don't study.

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