Holidays and really random life has made the "fourteen days between updates" be kind of untenable so I'm going to the whenever its out and I feel at least like I touched on everything I wanted to model. This might make some updates rarer but this is kind of an arc end chapter for example. I feel getting the right balance of life and this takes precedence first and also this already had a lot of things running around in my head.

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Hi I love this story but I'm terrible at self promotion. Okay. So. FIRST. This chapter has almost all the sex in the story in it. All of it happens off stage, but if you like flirting, crude jokes, and sexual negotiation as much as I do (basically more than sex actually) you'll like that.

Anyway, though, horror, OCs, college campus stuff, blah blah blah how do I even self promote?

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Hey all been a while.

A quick update, I ended up losing my first chapter when it was almost done and kept getting discouraged when trying to rewrite. So I instead decided to make it into a quest, since the shorter updates will allow me to get more done by only writing a bit at a time. As a sacrifice though, other OCs given to me have been adapted out in order to not betray who they were. You can freely vote in the thread I made for it on SV here:

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The title isn't a bitchy remark, by the way.

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Please excuse the horrificly archaic grammar.

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I just noticed I have 152 followers.

And there was much rejoicing. (Monty Python RULES!)

Anyway, two chapters published today. One more still being worked on.

So, yeah.

Ciao!

Mkchief34.

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You know, I was thinking of announcing something, but between the Sunflower contest, the Optimalverse contest, and this thing, we're a bit oversaturated right now. (Not the Godhead Shimmer kind.)

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good morni~ except its 2:30 in the afternoon.

conclusion: I need to get my shit together

help me do that on my discord

discord.gg/ZppbUMS

(in case you couldnt tell im really desperate for friends, please join my discord)

Hey readers! It’s time for an update! So let’s start with the biggest thing on everyone’s mines: Covid-19, AKA the Coronavirus.

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IN WHICH I WORK THROUGH THE ITIS
I had a big ol' Southern style lunch, so I'm gonna try not to fall asleep. No promises. Enjoy this insanity:

I think many of my readers are too young to remember Saint Ronald of Reagan and/or Genesis. Oh well…

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Here's a special behind-the-scenes look at my writing process! This episode, we're covering the latest chapter of How two Worthless Genetic Freaks Founded a Nation.

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Yup! Part 4 of Elements Change the Dark Hearts has now been finally published. I hope you guys like it.

And with the closing of Monsoon's main arc in this story, I will now take a small break from Elements in order to work on some other stories and other projects for the time being. I'm VERY excited to do some of the things that'll be coming up this October, and I truly hope you're all excited too.

If you have ANY comments or critiques, do let me know. I'm ALWAYS open ears, after all...

Hey readers!

I know. Content has been light the last few weeks. Thankfully enough, that’s about to change, starting with today!

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...further proof that bronies are absolutely mad in all the best ways.
(Follow the link to the GoFundMe to see what I mean)

P.S.: Now I know what those Swiss bronies do all year when they aren't raiding the charity auction at Galacon.

I was recently diagnosised with Autism. Which is a thing I have suspected for a while now but you know nice to have official diagnosis and what not. I also have had a cold, well bronchitis which is basically cold plus, and so I have been in a funk but thankfully it hasn't been much of an emotional thing. That is till today. I feel so off. Like there is something wrong and that I fucked up somehow. I don't really know how I did that but I can't seem to get in any writing because of it. Which is

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Two things, the more important one first. A band I genuinely love lost their youtube channel, someone hijacked it and started posting a shit load of strange videos. The channel is now deleted, so they have lost all their videos and subscribers. They have a new channel up, but it hasn't gotten many views or anything. I do not have a wide audience, but I think they deserve more than they currently have. They have two videos right now, some songs, and an explanation of what happened. Here's the

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I mean, do I really need to say anything else? It’s almost here! Two weeks from today, you’ll finally be able to get your hands on this sweeping Fantasy-Western adventure! If you haven’t pre-ordered your copy yet so that you can have it in your hands for the first weekend of June, click the cover there to get cracking!

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So a little while back, I made a joke about "The Ecstasy of Golden Harvest" as the title of a story I'd never write. Which got me listening to a bunch of Morricone ... which started giving me ideas.

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Anyone here like Revels?

In nearly every shop I've been in that isn't Poundland, I hardly find them anywhere. Always got to be the good stuff that's hidden away somewhere. But I'm sat here with a bag right now, and life is better.

Nothing is better than the coffee flavoured one; nothing. It has to be the best one besides chocolate raisins or the minstrels. I absolutely hate the orange one. Least favourite flavour of anything.

Anyone else vote as coffee for being the best flavour ever?