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This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for my 150th film analysis, I'm gonna give you guys my take of "Kung Fu Panda 2".

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Po is now living the high life as the Dragon Warrior, protecting the Valley of Peace alongside the Furious Five and being a master of kung fu.

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Greetings, my friends.

This is your top-of-the-line film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, I'm gonna give you guys my take of "Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade".

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This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for my 285th film analysis, and the very first to be made and posted in 2023, I'm gonna give you guys my take of "Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom".

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My bout of productivity continues. It's starting to feel 'normal' at this point. Which is great, because it means I can churn out material so much faster than I was before. Which makes me wonder if I shouldn't adjust my release schedule, which is currently shared among all my stories. At the moment it's set on a weekend basis, but that puts me a month ahead of schedule. Eh, nah. I think I'll keep it as is and just release early when I feel like it. The only story that's going to be releasing

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Greetings and salutations, my friends.

This is your top-of-the-line film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, following my previous analysis, I'm gonna give you guys my take of the fifth and final Transformers movie to be directed by Michael Bay: "Transformers: The Last Knight".

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This is your top-of-the-line film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for the 1st (and only) installment of this year's "Christmas Craze", I'm gonna give you guys my take of Disney's "WISH".

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Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film

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Yo, what's up, Kemosabes?

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for my 295th film analysis, I'm gonna give you guys my take of "Jurassic World: Dominion". The extended version, to be exact.

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Short Film Rating Scale:

💜: Lovely! Absolutely beautiful!
🩷: Pretty cute.
❤️: That’s adorable. But I’ve seen better.
💙: Decent.
🩵: Um, that’s kinda weird.
🩶: Not good-looking.
🖤: The ugliest thing I’ve ever seen!

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What’s up, Kemosabes?

This is your top-of-the-line film, TV show, and episode Reporter here with another review.

And today, for my 102nd film analysis, I’m gonna give you guys my take of “The Lion King”. The CGI remake from 2019 to be precise.

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Greetings and salutations, my friends.

This is your top-of-the-line film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for the 1st installment of this year's February Festivity, I'm gonna give you guys my take of the third and final collaboration between Dreamworks and Aardman: "Flushed Away".

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Greetings and salutations, my friends.

This is your top-of-the-line film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for the first installment of this year’s “Christmas Craze”, I’m gonna give you guys my analysis of “Chicken Run: Dawn of the Nugget”.

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Yo, what's up, Kemosabes?

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for my third analysis on an installment of the SpongeBob SquarePants franchise, I'm gonna give you guys my take of "The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water".

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1984 song

One of the few mainstream Christmas songs I like... Because it's just funny.

Day 7 of Cage's 25 Days of Christmas Songs

I think I have next year's pfp.

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The Cutie Map - 5/5
A strong opener with a unique antagonist and a somewhat more complex story than the prior premieres and finales, and does a good job introducing the new mechanic of the Cutie Map.

Castle Sweet Castle - 5/5
An impressive episode with genuine emotion, that goes a long way toward helping me not hate the new castle.

Bloom And Doom - 4/5

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Attack on Titan—Shingeki no Kyojin if we’re being Like That, and we’re not—is a manga written and illustrated by Hajime Isayama, which ran from September 2009 to April 2021, and it’s bad. It’s so fucking bad.
  
And it's fascinating.

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Yo, what's up, Kemosabes?

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for the 3rd analysis of my "Spook Spectacular", I'm gonna give you guys my take of Disney's "Raya and the Last Dragon".

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Aloha, my friends.

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, I'm gonna be giving you guys my take of "Space Jam".

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Yo, what's up, Kemosabes?

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, I'm gonna give you guys my take of the very first movie by Sony Pictures Animation: "Open Season".

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Greetings and salutations, my friends.

This is your top-of-the-line film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for my 310th film analysis, I'm gonna give you guys my take on "Kung Fu Panda 4".

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