1. I thought I just heard someone say 'We're blasting off again,' but we copyrighted that! —James from Pokémon

2. Q: I just want to talk to you woman to woman if that’s possible?
A: it is possible as we’re both women!
—Brennan from tv series Bones

3. The more successful the villain, the more successful the picture.” -Alfred Hitchcock

4. I’m wearing tights instead of pants —James from Pokémon

5. Azula: I don't have tragic sobs stories like all of you.

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Well, it’s been a long road, hasn’t it? As of this week, One Drink, the first title I ever published, is ten years old. It released ten years ago, on February 20th, 2013. The first step in what would become a much wider, larger writing career.

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TMy Little Pony : Bloopers are Magic

• MLP: FiM
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• Slice of Life
• Anthology

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Aka, first story I’ve actually sworn in!

Hello everyone!

My apologies for my long absence. I do have a good reason for it beyond writer's block this time.

As I may have mentioned in the past, I have started a Patreon for my original writing.

Most recently, I have been posting a story I have been thinking about for years, called Happy Vale.

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Greetings, my friends.

Today, I'm gonna be sharing with you guys another funny treat that I like to watch on YouTube every now and then. The post and video in question being what I'd classify as a return to sharing videos of one of my favorite comedians of all time: Tim Conway. Paired once again with Harvey Korman in a sketch on "The Carol Burnett Show".

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Sweetie Belle gains a soul —by Bad Dragon

CHAPTER 9:

Four shackles reached out from the metallic circle and snapped at my hooves, replacing the magic bubbles. “Try not to move too much, hehe.”

Again the way she talks and acts sounds like a pedo.

“Psst!” Twilight pressed a hoof to my muzzle. “Who wants to get tested for mana potential?” Her head leaned close to mine, gracing me with a terrifying grin. “You do!” She bumped me on the snout.

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Hello my lovely readers. I'm sure you've been waiting for the next Phoenix, as well as other things from me.

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Drag your mouse to the right slowly, starting from the square. ⬛This is very strange, and very weird, but cool.
I just thought that this might be a thing you could do, and I'm elated that you actually can.

Further test: A sentence is a collection of words, most often with both a subject and a verb, that are put together to form a complete statement or idea.

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I had so hoped to begin this with an 'up' pun after such a stellar title to this blog post, but alas...
I'm all dried up.

yeeeaaaahhhh...
I'm not proud of that either.

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I can't believe it, Mlp has a good episode this season.

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Sure it's cute to hear all the interesting stories about people playing Pokemon Go. I myself prefer the old fashion way to catch em all. It is this old technology that once revolutionized the gaming industry...

The gameboy! Or rather the Nintendo DSXL. I'm so hyped for sun and moon and the aloha versions of pokemon! Ice ninetails is awesome!

Sorry for my recent absence; just been feeling a bit burnt out on Pony in the wake of the JJJ event spam.
On the upside, I've been focusing a bit more on my original stories as a result, which I personally consider a good thing.
So yeah
I'll probably be more active again in a few weeks, give or take, but right now I'm just going to drop by on occasion
I haven't even watched the new episode yet. RIP

Just wondering, out of y’all, what do you like the most from me?

Comedy?
Slice of life?
Adventure/SciFi?

Do you like longer chapters with more worldbuilding, or do you like the cutesy short ones that are mostly laughs and fluff?

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Again a few months passed since my last blog (not counting Wubcake's unexpected bomb shell) and so I wanted to tell you why I basically did nothing.

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i gotta say

everyone else was asleep and couldn't comfort me about my dog, so to the people who commented on the last post, you really did help me through those first rough 24 hours (i was up all night crying or trying not to cry, i was feeling pretty rough in the morning)

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Adán: Real men don't molest little kids that they're babysitting. Real men forget all about the kids, that they're supposed to be babysitting...

*Crash*

Adán: Uh oh...

Adán: Well, just calmly explain to your sister about why her child is stuck where ever it is they've gotten themselves stuck this time around.

Bro: Oh God, she's going to be upset... again.

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Before I show you guys the stuff I’ve got in store for ya, I’d like to say...that I’ve been acknowledging the fact that I was going to be reaching my 260th blog post every time I looked at the posts that represented the numbers before it. And so, I wanted to use this post to show this video below to celebrate reaching 260, as well as the fact that I’ve recently got up to 110 followers!

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Alright so this week was waaayyyyy busier than I initially anticipated, and next week is even more so. So bad news first: Departures Chapter 14 is being delayed back at least a week. That said, Chapter 13 is slated to drop on it's usual 8AM PST Friday slot this week. As for content after? Well there's going to be a delay while I sort out some more IRL stuff and work on getting the final handful of chapters all wrapped up.

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So, just a quick question for my followers. Given how I would like to get back into doing my own art, is there a scene from any part of my story you would like to request be illustrated?

In my (hopefully more common) downtime, I would like to try and get back into drawing, now that I have a tablet. Keeping that in mind, if there was a part of the story you would have liked to see drawn out, let me know. I'm hoping that will help generate some inspiration and help me get focused on it.

Greetings, all.

So, I'll get straight to the point. I am working on the next installment, CTTB: Life in the Crystal Empire. I've got some progress made into it, though it is not an easy go of things as of yet. Primarily, work has gotten more involved, taking me away for weeks at a time.

I still do what I can when I can, but to say I'm busier than usual is grossly underselling my situation.

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