Jewel tested negative for COVID, which is good enough for me to justify attending Trotcon. I don't know if I'll have time tomorrow so I hope I can meet up with everypony while I'm available.

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Fear me, if you dare!

New Puss in Boots: The Last Wish crossover story coming in hot!

It's out! Finally am publishing. All the chapters are complete, and current plan is to drop one a day until the entire book is released.

The entire story will be covered in three volumes, each volume covering two acts. This first one includes the prologue, Act 1 - Worlds of Magic, and Act 2 - Academy City.

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This fic is about vengeance, a lad who joined late into the last year of school has been driven into a blind sense of rage, his motive find and eliminate the source of his ever-growing flame his fuel to keep moving forward. But this boy, he was not just any ordinary human boy.

Follow Joel into the night of Canterlot where the monsters come to play, and the weak get preyed on.

Welcome to The Slash Of Truth where Friendship is condemned.

Whelp, I suppose I'm cursed! A few days ago I made the foolish choice to listen to the story of Kashima Reiko, a Japanese girl who died and is said to wonder the world in search of her legs. Now the story goes to say in the end, whoever listens or learns of the story will be cursed and Kashima will visit you in about a month. She'll ask me two questions, 1) Where are my legs? and 2) What's my name? And dammit I know I'll die from this but if I can't remember her name I'll be all like,

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GetRekt's Submission:

The last of the contestants had made it back to the mansion, they were unsurprisingly quiet on the ride back. The loss of the other two contestants had stung hard on all of them. Even Reneighah, who was usually talkative and positive, stayed in silence for the majority of the evening, too shocked to form words.

Coalstone looked about ready to erupt in anger taking a glance back at the bus, before kicking the doors to the mansion open.

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This is going to be long but bear with me, please. I have a lot of things I want to say, some serious and some not, and I’m probably going to talk about this… rather openly. Especially open for me. There’s a lot of things I need to address, and I hope HOPE most of them are good. So, let’s begin, shall we?

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I'll tell you what, that Aggretsuko anime is actually pretty good. You should probably check it out. Yes I think you should.

In that case, acid spewing penises are banned.

My mind is a fucked up place.

hey guys, long time no see. just wanted to tell everyone that this is my last log in to fimfiction.net. i know my previous posts talked about deleting stories and whatnot but im going to leave them here. the reason though behind me saying this is my last log in though is that i was recently diagnosed with a brain tumor. in order to take it out it has an 80% chance to reduce my mental capacity, and possibly kill me. so i just wanted to say goodbye and say thank you to all of my fans and friends

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Yes, it's true.

While I never watched either presidential debates, I have heard and seen clips where President Trump referring to coyotes at the border bringing people illegally into the US.

Some of you may know what I'm talking about.

Well, this is proof that President Trump is, at the very least, more informed and knowledgeable about the tropic than most on the left.

Coyote... that's what a person who brings people across the border illegally is called.

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Bringing the pain, no remains
Here to reign (Who want more?)
Fight to death, final breath
I beat you best! (Break you down!)
Bringing the pain, no remains 
Here to reign (Who want more?)
Fight to death, final breath
I beat you best! (Break you down!)

Make a move, you met your match
Face to face, who gonna react?
Ready, attack! Watch your back
Body parts are getting detached!
...Battle for glory

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0thly, my girlfriend is not a QAnonDeathCultist. She is simply a wuss afraid of medical procedures. This has already cost her many teeth in her 40s because she is too afraid to go to the dentist for maintenance and repair (her fear of the dentist causes her much more pain and suffering than the dentist ever could (at this point, her teeth are to bad from neglect that the dentist would probably have to pull all of her teeth and fit her for dentures)).

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That wasn't even Angel's final form.

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