I was pretty salty about most of the day, but something kind of funny, kind of embarrassing happened!

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Hello, hello! It's been snowing like mad here in Minnesota, so much that my hometown had to work extra hard to keep the ski trails groomed for their annual cross-country ski race. It's even snowing again today, and if we get a few more inches, we'll have set the record for the most snowfall in February. Crazy, huh?

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Now that school is over I can post this! Listen up, folks; you'll need some floral wire, floral tape, enough flowers, and some wire cutters. Use actual wire cutters don't use scissors like I did.

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An excerpt from "Earnest Hemingway on Writing."
pg. 135

Mice (E.H.'s nickname for young writers): "That isn't the way they teach you to write in college."
Y.C.: "I don't know about that. I never went to college. If any sonofabitch could write he wouldn't have to teach writing in college."

100 stories!

Wow. This really such an incredible feeling. One hundred tales for me to tell, and plenty more who enjoyed them.

Thank you guys. It's such an honor to post my work for you all to read, and it means so much to me when you tell me you enjoy it. It really makes all my efforts feel worth it. By no means has this journey been an easy one, but if I hadn't taken it, I wouldn't have met some of my best friends.

I have a long list of thank you's to make.

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“So I’m standing there, right? Everypony is smiling and looking at me, and I have my lucky bowtie with me. Everything was going exactly as planned, down to the last detail.” Pinkie Pie took a bite out of the cupcake in her hoof and swallowed without chewing. “So I get the microphone, yes? And I take a deep breath? And nothing comes out!”

Lyra gasped and covered her mouth with a hoof.

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Continuing my string of non-MLP stories, here's some more Zootopia smut. This time featuring the lovely Shakira fursona Gazelle, getting some sexual therapy from her buff and scantily clad backup dancers.
I know Gazelle was barely in the movie at all, but I loved every minute she was on screen. Loved her accent, loved her attitude, loved the song for the movie, everything about her I just loved. Really hope she comes back in the sequel, and maybe gets to play a more active role.

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On the 6th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... 6 reasons not to live...

Hiya. Goodness, my last update was back in October? Sorry for the silence, I've been busy with work and stuff, and since December I've been stuck playing Satisfactory, which uh, I got a little addicted too. Only 500 hours, nothin major... Right?

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Do you know Nobody? He’s my best friend,
Once befriended, we'll be friends 'till the end.
He’s right there when I wake up in my bed.
“Hey, have a nice day, Ben,” Nobody said.
Nobody and I, going out to town,
Don’t feel lonely ‘cause Nobody’s around.
We go to the shops to try some new clothes.
“Looks good,” says Nobody, keeping me close.

Night-time: the club with Nobody and I,
Nobody watches me, keeps a close eye.
Nobody helps when I dance and I drink.

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Two characters that, in the process of writing about them, inspired me to pursue my dreams and write in the only way I know how. Authentically. It may sound dramatic, though I’m sure Rarity would approve, but my stories are my soul, and you now hold it in your hands.

I did promise I’d write a retrospective on Bronycon, didn’t I?

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Hey there everyone, time for another blog post!

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Fresh off the presses from the same author who brought you dysfunctional train destination boards featuring the S1L7ER METPOR -T (my favorite train) comes another story of New York City back in the day:

ELuna and Bon Bon's Day Out

• MLP: FiM
• Slice of Life

Princess Luna takes Bon Bon out for a day of sightseeing and shopping.

• Human
• Luna
• Bon-Bon

jz1 · 7.5k words  ·  71  2 · 1.1k views

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Hello everyone, I'm here to announce another story. Particularly a sequel I know a lot of people have been waiting for. The follow up to Love Sickness , Dream Sickness, is hot on the horizon and will be out very soon, however, after the rough start that was My Life as an Interdimensional Insect, I have decided to call out for pre-readers for

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I'm sort of working through it tonight. Thank you, the Power of Clop, to motivate me with a complex string of mildly negative emotions into writing horse words! This is literally the most words in one sitting I've managed in 2+ weeks.

Stay frustrated.
-Fuzz

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