I made this song because I have no life. I will be making some music to along with it, similar to Wash Dat Bass. :')

P.S. If you are a Logan Paul or Jake Paul, don't read too much into this. I was high on orange soda again when I wrote it. <_<

Bon Voyage

By Emma Lee Downs (AKA Lyra Alluse)

Bon, bon voyage,
Jake and Logan it's time to go-oh,

Bon, bon voyage,

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My favorite part was the Dragonball Z bit.

I was running super behind on MLP, and I'm almost caught up (I still need to watch The Parent Map). However, I had a feeling this episode was going to be my favorite of the season, and so far, it definitely fits that role. It's basically a mixture of a lot of what I've wanted from MLP: or, to be more precise, basically just a fun Celestia episode and more stuff about Equestrian theatre. But more importantly, I knew there was a reason Celestia was my best princess.

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I'm A Professional Dumpster Diver

Yep, you heard that right. I now dig in random dumpsters to earn a living. :')

Don't judge me. <_<

I've already found fishing poles, tons of antique furniture, aquariums, DVD players, Direct TV boxes, desktop computers, laptops, jewelry making kits, craft supplies. PlayStation consuls, MP3 players, craft scissors, jewelry, money, and more!

I estimate that I've found about $100.00 in cash/ change the last month I have been dumpster diving.

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You can join in on the orgy too if you what.

Females ages 18 to 25 mostly preferred.

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I seen some weird things on YouTube. Here's a few of the strange things that have popped up in my feed for some strange reason.

If you have any weird videos you would like to share, feel free to post them in the comment section below.

Octopus Walks on Land at Fitzgerald Marine Reserve:

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Sites Where You Can Post Your Writing

There are many sites on the internet where you can post your writing besides just FanFiction.Net and the various Wiki pages. Here is a list of some of the writing sites that I have found to work the best for me.

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Tabletop RPG Books To Purchase When You Are First Starting Out

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So... my mom needed me to help her with work. I thought that I would be able to make it anyway, but I'll have to delay the chapter probably. Unless I get a burst of inspiration, I just ain't gonna make it... I hope I do, but I'm just informing you lovely readers not to... hold your horses XD
Sorry for the delay, and have a good day :)

It's the sabbath and today I got another VHS tape from that huge box and one double LP-set.

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This was kind of an interesting article that was found from back in the day about cities built in elaborate cave systems in The Grand Canyon which supposedly had mummies and other Egyptian artifacts in them.

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One time when I went grocery shopping at Walmart, I started to get this weird feeling like something was slipping down from my waist. It took me a minute to realize that my underwear was starting to slide down by back side, slowly but surely. Like it was meticulously plotting its revenge for all of the times I stuck it in the dryer without the cottony dryer sheet, to save money by conserving the amount I used weekly. Oh it would have its revenge for not being extra fluffy like the towels that

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Fandoms are usually a good thing because they allow people to come together and find common ground in things they mutually like. But on the other hand are pretty bloody toxic sometimes.

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I was browsing through one of my apps and found weird stuff listed for sale.

An empty fry box which is apparently, 'So cool to eat'.

One worn flip flip. I guess it would make a good doorstop.

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I trolled the YouTube comment section again. <_<

Someone left this comment on YouTube: Women shouldn't go outside alone, may as well never leave the house. Specifically the kitchen.

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Not posted anything today so here is something random...

Go on give it a try.

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In the future I see that you will all walk outside and find a penny.

I know this for I am the great psychic known as du du the wise.

Don't spend that penny in one place.

Remember, a penny saved is a penny earned.

The great du du has spoken!

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