Got to 3400 words for next chapter. Would have written more if my night didn't turn into a mess.

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To anyone out there, waiting in the void, I have good news.

Go find yourself a calendar or diary, or use the calendar on your phone. Count the days and weeks until June 16th.

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Alright, let's set the stage.

Hearts and Hooves Day, known to the majority of the human world as Valentine's Day, is looming on the horizon.

In addition to the plethora of broken hearts, drunken single people, and paper hearts, there will in all probability be many shipfics put out on that day.

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I'm committing to finish a chapter of White Lie's story today (within the next 24 hours). Hold me to it, y'all!

I haven't written anything in a VERY long time, and I really need to start starting things again. Always the most difficult part.

Also, I want to get back to White Lie and Angel ASAP because that's a story that needs told.

Anyway, motivation start!

Estee has written a lot of stories, and I’ve ended up reviewing a lot of things they’ve written. As I was writing this, I believed that I was down to the last five (finished) stories in the Triptych verse, and so I decided to devote a review set to finishing out Estee’s stories.

Turns out I miscounted, and there’s still one more left.

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Just a few humble entries I've had hanging around that I decided were ready to see the light of day. One is a rare foray into 2nd-person perspective with some comedic flashes, and the other is a cross-cultural story with some lovely scenery and possible romantic hints.

Just a few tidbits to tide y'all over. I've got more stuff waiting in the wings, so don't go anywhere.

Okay, it might just be me and what I've noticed, but it's actually bothering me.

People disliking without saying why.

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So something silly tonight in the hopes there are other players of Gameloft's My Little Pony out there who would enjoy this or would like to hook up on the game.

I haven't played for a while, then I saw they finally got King Sombra in the Gameloft game.

I was like

So guess I gotta pony up, as it were, and get the Mane Six to get my Sombra. Well, every King needs a harem, right? 'kay, why not?

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So, I was going back through one of the previous chapters of "The Iron Horse" and came across the following:

Just then, Pinkie, still in her Fluttershy costume, suddenly bounced over, waving her hooves to get Twilight’s attention. “Twilight, omigosh, here come Lyra and Bon Bon!” Pinkie pointed and Twilight followed until she spotted the pair.

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So, after the utterly gorgeous Glim-Glam before I thought I'd offer some love to another magical unicorn I think we all know and love. So here
she is...

Find all the great and powerful, adorably sexy art below the break!

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Warner Brothers is being sued over The Conjuring, a series of movies loosely based on the "true story" of Ed and Lorraine Warren and the haunting of a certain house, in what is possibly one of the most amusing lawsuits I've heard about this week.

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So yesterday i and my family went to Universal Studios and went on the Transformers / Harry Potters and the Escape from Gringotts / Men In Black Alien Attack / Simpson rides, which were all FREAKING AWESOME!

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Previously, on The Hat Man's blog posts...

Hats: You guys want an Applejack chapter or a shipping chapter?

Readers: Applejack!

Hats: Okay.

A few Readers: And later on, more shipping! Twilight x Gadget is yummy!

Hats: Twilight x what now?

A few Readers: Doooo eeeeeet!

Hats: No! Look, you want it so bad, if one of you write a Twilight x Gadget fic, then I'll put it on my blog post, okay?

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Heya, reader! I was hoping for some clever word-play or character accent I could take from my latest Patreon reward read, but mostly all I got was vulgarity so erm… Let’s get started, you sex… nozzles.

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For some reason, one thing I absolutely love to death is JRPG tropes. I’m talking stuff like Dragon Quest and Final Fantasy, stuff concerning party composition, storyline tropes, and all that jazz.

It’s apparently gone so far that I want to write some MLP JRPG thing. It includes all this party composition, enemy tropes, and stuff like that. This may be because I’m playing through Dragon Quest VI and I honestly love it a lot.

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What everyone else is thinking: I really hope Twilight can stop Starlight Glimmer, so that she can stop these dystopian futures!

What I'm thinking:
MY BABY IS BACK!!!!

I'M SO PROUD!!!!!

LOOK AT HOW REGAL HE IS!!!!!!

HE'S SO ADORABLE!!!!!!

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It's that time again! That magical time when TD publishes a story and then goes on a reading spree to see what he missed while he was editing his work.

The review set is only a day late. Shhh.

But yes, I did publish a story earlier this week, and I'm rather proud of it:

The Fated Hour

Comedy, Romance

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