"Hurry, they put Spike in a railroad!"

This was originally destined to be Read It Now Reviews #93, and was mostly written all the way back in September.

Then I kept on putting off finishing reading A Confederacy of Dunce Caps for no good reason.

Today, I found the time to finally finish it off… but by this point, now is really later.

Still, that’s no excuse not to post reviews!

Today’s stories:

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But please don't actually die anywhere else, just give the song a Like and go support Aurora Rose on YouTube, because I've spoke to the guy and he's a really cool person. Very polite. Probably uses deodorant daily. Shampoos his hair and all that. Give him some love and make him feel awesome for being a decent singer. If you feel like subbing to his channel, follow the link below.

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There are a few reasons why i cancelled it, here are all the reasons:

-Ran out of ideas for the story
-Stupid story
-No way i could have finished it before MLP:FIM ends so i cancelled it.

If you are wondering what my plans for the future of the story was, here were my ideas, in order of when they would have happened if i would have completed the story:

-Scootaloo views SCP-096's face
-Scootaloo runs
-SCP-096 Kills Scootaloo

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Got to 3400 words for next chapter. Would have written more if my night didn't turn into a mess.

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To anyone out there, waiting in the void, I have good news.

Go find yourself a calendar or diary, or use the calendar on your phone. Count the days and weeks until June 16th.

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Okay, it might just be me and what I've noticed, but it's actually bothering me.

People disliking without saying why.

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So something silly tonight in the hopes there are other players of Gameloft's My Little Pony out there who would enjoy this or would like to hook up on the game.

I haven't played for a while, then I saw they finally got King Sombra in the Gameloft game.

I was like

So guess I gotta pony up, as it were, and get the Mane Six to get my Sombra. Well, every King needs a harem, right? 'kay, why not?

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So, I was going back through one of the previous chapters of "The Iron Horse" and came across the following:

Just then, Pinkie, still in her Fluttershy costume, suddenly bounced over, waving her hooves to get Twilight’s attention. “Twilight, omigosh, here come Lyra and Bon Bon!” Pinkie pointed and Twilight followed until she spotted the pair.

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So, after the utterly gorgeous Glim-Glam before I thought I'd offer some love to another magical unicorn I think we all know and love. So here
she is...

Find all the great and powerful, adorably sexy art below the break!

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Warner Brothers is being sued over The Conjuring, a series of movies loosely based on the "true story" of Ed and Lorraine Warren and the haunting of a certain house, in what is possibly one of the most amusing lawsuits I've heard about this week.

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So yesterday i and my family went to Universal Studios and went on the Transformers / Harry Potters and the Escape from Gringotts / Men In Black Alien Attack / Simpson rides, which were all FREAKING AWESOME!

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Previously, on The Hat Man's blog posts...

Hats: You guys want an Applejack chapter or a shipping chapter?

Readers: Applejack!

Hats: Okay.

A few Readers: And later on, more shipping! Twilight x Gadget is yummy!

Hats: Twilight x what now?

A few Readers: Doooo eeeeeet!

Hats: No! Look, you want it so bad, if one of you write a Twilight x Gadget fic, then I'll put it on my blog post, okay?

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Heya, reader! I was hoping for some clever word-play or character accent I could take from my latest Patreon reward read, but mostly all I got was vulgarity so erm… Let’s get started, you sex… nozzles.

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For some reason, one thing I absolutely love to death is JRPG tropes. I’m talking stuff like Dragon Quest and Final Fantasy, stuff concerning party composition, storyline tropes, and all that jazz.

It’s apparently gone so far that I want to write some MLP JRPG thing. It includes all this party composition, enemy tropes, and stuff like that. This may be because I’m playing through Dragon Quest VI and I honestly love it a lot.

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What everyone else is thinking: I really hope Twilight can stop Starlight Glimmer, so that she can stop these dystopian futures!

What I'm thinking:
MY BABY IS BACK!!!!

I'M SO PROUD!!!!!

LOOK AT HOW REGAL HE IS!!!!!!

HE'S SO ADORABLE!!!!!!

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It's that time again! That magical time when TD publishes a story and then goes on a reading spree to see what he missed while he was editing his work.

The review set is only a day late. Shhh.

But yes, I did publish a story earlier this week, and I'm rather proud of it:

The Fated Hour

Comedy, Romance

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