My basic opinion of 'Triple Threat' is that it was a pretty good Ember episode shoved inside of a crummy Spike episode.

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[Disclaimer: While this blog post discusses Rule 34 statistics, it doesn't contain explicit imagery, embedded links to pornographic material or excessive coarse language.]

I've returned after a brief break, and you know what that means. That's right! It's time for another in-depth analysis of clop!

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During the publishing of "Growing Pains", one particular comment has come up time and again; my decision to refer to Discord as "they". I would like to address my reasons for this here and now, so as to avoid repeating myself further.

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Sorry I haven't posted in a while. Ironic how I was going to update a couple chapters to my stories this month when my laptop suddenly decided to die on me. So unless I want to risk exposing my interests while doing my work on my parents' computer, I'm stuck until I get enough money for a desktop. Not just any, though. I'm getting this customized for me to play games on and not lag/slow down. Hopefully then I'll have something that will last longer than my laptop that had for about

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Now... Down to the matter at hand! As you can tell, papa HeartBeat has been away for quite some time. College life isn't as glamorous as they claim! My grammar has gotten better, atleast a decent bit in my opinion. I feel the need to continue my stories. It's almost becoming a tradition! Each summer brings new heat: so new stories damnit! But I need YOU! Yes, YOU!

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I have mostly good news about Equestria Mystery Dungeon. It did better than expected, not only featuring but for a short time reaching first place on the strength of its ratio. Not quite the dominant triumph of Dibs on My Sister last year but for an incomplete story about Pokémon, I take what I can get. I'm glad that people really seemed to enjoy my story.

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Merry Christmas, everyone! Happy holidays, if you'd prefer, or if even that puts you off, just a general merry hello. Here's the next chapter of the story: Double, Double, Tea and Trouble. Actual discussion with spoilers and such for the chapter after the page break.

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Well last night my car battery died, on a backroad in a creepy location, right in front of a tree that looked like it had eyes and was staring at me. When someone helped jump start it I ended up taking another creepy road through a mist coated area that I really should have taken pictures of.

It was eerily like Terminus's back roads can be.

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So, things are changing a bit.

Some of you may know that waaaay back last June I ran into some serious financial trouble and that one of my patrons rode to the rescue and saved my ass.  In exchange for the ass saving I had to pay them back in words. 100,000 words to be exact. So since then I have been labouring under that lash while at the same time working to meet my other writing commitments.

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Life's taken me to many places this year and as of late, the places it's taken me have been nothing but the best. However, these past few days, I've diverged to an area I've not been to with any level of genuine enthusiasm in several years: the world of Pokémon.

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* coverart pending

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It seemed to be better at first when I got it back, but it keeps turning off on me again. Since the guy couldn't make a proper diagnostic last time, it's about time I look into getting a desktop. Might make some adjustments when I get the tower to let me play some good games.

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Not Asking For Trouble

Well, I do applaud the Yak's stubbornness, and the way they refuse to accept help. In many types of characters that's a trait I like... depending on the situation of course.

And much as I'm not too fond of overly optimistic friendship, that IS a good life lesson about HELPING others, giving what they NEED WHEN THEY NEED it (Unlike the people I grew up with who don't help at all)

I'll give this 6/10 (the ep was still rather boring)

I think it's about time I see where I stand. Come take a look with me?

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I've received complaints on my upload schedule, and trust me, I know it's terrible! This will be fixed with the upload of the next chapter; what I've done is taken my vacation time I had off, put away all games, and locked myself away with nothing but inspiration (mostly music), and have typed the next few chapters that will be uploaded. So now, I will always be ahead in case I "fall behind" like this again and take a whole month to upload. With having the next few chapters laid out,

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*sigh* I'm having a bit more trouble with the fics that I'm working on than I anticipated at the moment. If any of you are interested in helping me out, just give me a PM and mention which one you want to help me with. The Fics that I need help with are:

The sequel to End of Days, End of Nights- Janice Adjusts To Ponyville;

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I lied; I won't be updating The Third Duel every 7-10 days, as I've just realized. But, on the bright side, I will provide new content every 7-10 days. Toodles, and enjoy my latest story.

Hello, everyone! Once again, I'm uploading a short oneshot because... Well, to be honest, I couldn't sleep and I was inspired~ This is my first attempt at making a horror story, so I hope everyone will check it out and maybe tell me what you think! I really liked this idea and I think it turned out alright~

https://www.fimfiction.net/story/522448/joyrides-and-dilemmas
https://archiveofourown.org/works/41353119
https://www.wattpad.com/1263841010-joyrides-and-dilemmas

And so we reach the end of the Canadamantic prophecy. Well, this Canadamantic prophecy, anyway. We’ll see what else the sibyls in their Treehouse have to say later this year.

For now, though, it’s not just our northern neighbors that concern me. Time to return to Yakyakistan.

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