Not only did I have a Red entrance and Blue exit teleporter, but everyone was bouncing all over the room when we tried to move. And taking 3-4 tries to swap weapons kinda kills Engineer.

Also, yes, that's our spawn exit locked in front of us in the middle of the game.

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I keep finding these things.

And I amuse myself sometimes.

*DEAD*(TEAM) The Dark Lord Cthulhu : Took out the sentries
Noob Teamates : wtf (no, really, that was his name. not me inserting commentary.)
*DEAD*(TEAM) Rinnaul : Two out of three, Dark.
(TEAM) The Dark Lord Cthulhu : There's three? I only saw two. I can't handle everything. Pull your own weight people.
(TEAM) Rinnaul : I am but a taunting bird scout. I can only do so much. And it's mostly dying.

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Hey guys, if you aren't aware of it yet, I have set up the token for our favorite team of Displaced mercs! It is a Mann Co. Crate Key, like this one:

The message is exactly as follows:

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When I complain about lag and glitches, this is the sort of shit happening to me.

It's happening almost every game at this point.

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Stay on the safe side and don't ask why he went literally on the middle of the battlefield and dropped his pants...or how he went that long.

Fun fact: apparently, from what I hear, Saxton Hale sold Sniper a pill that enlarged his kidneys by three times their regular size!

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I have chapter two of Legacy to edit, and chapter three to finish.

I have a Pinkie Pie one-shot to finish.

I have an I'm-A-Real-Author-Now short story to write for publishing, and the deadline is just days away.

What do I do?

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Oh come all yee, people, bored and lacking purpose, oh come oh cooooome, to write horsewords with me! COME AND BE HELPFUL, IN MY QUEST TO FINISHISH, at least one bloody fanfic, AT LEAST ONE BLOODY FANFIC, JUST ONE BLOODY FIIIIIIIIIC!

(It's 'Oh come all yee Faithful', the Christmas song)

Also, once again, too lazy to twitch/picarto/other streaming services are available so have a G-Doc link and we shall suffice with comments and Chat.

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Grey Mann himself:Chaotic Neutral.

his character:he was forced go to a comic con because of his best friend birthday

his ideas:Chaotic Neutral. "hey I am a dick but I am a Good guy. but I am bored as hell... so maybe why not try to take over the world or something.

(hey he got a lot of robots and lot of money what else he supposes to do?)"

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