I would like anyone who manages to find this Blog post to read the following review:
https://www.fimfiction.net/blog/633686/review-the-azure-flower
I want anyone who reads this to take in a few facts:
Hey readers! It’s time for a dose of site news! And while there was an order to things in the title above, the first thing I’m going to do is toss that aside, because the very first thing I have to talk about, that I want to talk about is that there’s a new episode of Fireteam Freelance tomorrow!
I tried doing this all the way back in 2019, but apparently the psychiatrist I visited before I had to be shipped out recommended I spend some time alone and by myself to prove I can handle living on my own. Because, you know, I'm an autistic retard. Got that autistic energy! Plus, I was still addicted to porn way back then, making me far less suitable to teach others about the Gospel of Jesus Christ.
Possibly the strangest of the various solar cults on Equus is the cult of Celestia Clementia, i.e., "the Merciful".
This dude was depressed as fuck when they wrote Where Blood and Fire bring Rest. I relate so hard to that because of all the shit that's happened to me.
I got behind, not least of all because my daughter is a weirdo -- she finds the show too scary, and would rather watch terrifying documentaries on the Weather Channel. Anyway, there's a lot of good stuff in there -- especially Hearthbreakers. Let's see -- unpacking holiday traditions in different regions of Equestria. That's priceless, fanfic-wise. The Pies are a strange lot, as well -- their thees and thous and odd rock rituals could be easily spun into them being part of some kind of
You know, sometimes, my atheist friends are all "Dude, how can you be friends with Christians?"
So I say to them, "Well... You know what Christian Minecraft Servers are like, right?"
And they go "Haha, yeah. You get warned for swearing even a little or saying anything mean about their religion and if you do it enough they ban you and-"
And I interrupt and say "Compare that to an Islamic Country."
I have a friend. I have known her for 2 decades. She always had fussy thinking. I tried to teach her skepticism, but she always refused because she did not want to lose the magic in the world. She now believes that the Illuminati who are lizard-people run the world but Trump will save us.
This is just something I wanted to get off my chest. Normally I wouldn't post a blog to express myself, but this is something that I want to throw out there. Just to let you all know, I will make references to religion and even this beautiful fandom. I apologize in advance if I offend anyone.
What if when you die you forget everything and move to the next person, such that every single person who ever lived is just a single person who keeps forgetting all their previous lives. If so, what number would you or I be?
Somepony knocks on Shepherd's door at 6 in the morning. The human groans, rolls out of bed, and pulls on his robe. He pads in his slippers to the door, and opens it on...
Shepherd: "... Mister Waddles?"
Waddles: "Aha! Priest Waddles right now! I've got the collar on!"
Shepherd: "Okay, Priest... What can I do for you?"
Before I get to the story, I first want to announce a decision. I am going to continue with the other two stories included in the book, but I'm going to take a break. Maybe October? Sooner, later. Not entirely sure. So for those who want to know, yes, you will be able to find out the rest without having to look for the book yourself.
Okay. So, let's get to it.
I'm starting to doubt the idea of reviewing the entire book. I may just finish the first story, then give single post summaries of the other two.
Anyway, last time, we were actually given some backstory for are killer angel, learning he was once a human child that had been forced to fight in a war at the age of six.
Our quest for coherent plot continues!
Hello hello people! Yes, I know we had a post Wednesday and yesterday, but there are still a few things to say heading into this weekend. So, diving right in …
In my timeline, Lucifer is the older brother to Michael, Azazel, and my second OC Atmospheric. None of them ever rebelled, so he's more of a prankster who plays dumb jokes on God. I thought it might be a funnier, more lighthearted portrayal than most other media these days. Hope you guys find it interesting.
And so we reach, the final chapter. The one where everything is supposed to culminate and wrap up. In this case, both the climax, and the denouement.
A lot of pressure for FOUR PAGES, don't you think?
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> "I don't think so. Cards on the table; I think any informed, sober adult should be able to hack off bits of themselves as they choose, but doing it to a child who has no say in the matter is evil."
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Shepherd: "Princess Celestia, I need to ask you a question."
Celestia: "By all means, my knight. Ask away."
Shepherd: "It... Seems kind of weird that a lot of mares find me... You know... Attractive. As in sexually. I am a completely different species, after all."
Celestia: "Well, outside of the fact you are brave and a hero of Equestria."
Shepherd: "Yes, outside of that."
Celestia: "And your hands are delightful to be touched with."
Shepherd: "Okay, sure-"
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