It's not funny anymore. It's not. Not at all. Tempest Shadow defeat all the princesses in less than a minute (sans Twilight who saved by Muffins). And no, I'm not exaggerating. She really defeats Celestia, Luna and Cadence in less than a minute. WHAT THE F... HECK? And where the freaking Guards? Keep in mind, people, that same Tempest Shadow said that combined strength of all four princesses is equivalent to a "hundreds of armies". So they insanely strong but in the same time they insanely

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Though we're ten years apart, we've both concluded that the universe is ruled by groundhogs. Somehow.

Here is a spreadsheet of Aurora.

And just for the extra coolness, this is the actual way that the data is stored (and displayed) in a digital photo.

Okay, if you want the actual spreadsheet, here it is.

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Dont mind the mask. It was a left over from last Halloween and I wanted to conceal my identity. But, look at the sword!

It really spoke to me. Like literally.

Okay, maybe not literally. But I really like it. Not sure why, it's just so...colorful

EDIT: And omg, this one, so adorable! This artist is incredible!

Why do I post? Cause I am bored, and not the time to sleep yet while the laptop is in front of me with FIM fiction open, A perfect set up for me to type in my second language and make a post. Nobody is going to read it; so I can write whatever I want.

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Luna burst into her sister's bedchamber. "Sister, what is't? Truly, I am not to blame for any nightmares that afflict thee."

Celestia clutched her sweat-covered sheets to her barrel. She shook her head, breathless. "No, dear Luna, this was no mere nightmare."

"Another premonition?" Celestia nodded. "Was't bad?"

"One of the worst. I don't know how she's going to get through this one."

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Source

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Random Kid: Hey, guess what.

Me: What?

Random Kid: I f**ked your mom last night.

Me: So you f**ked a dead corpse?

Random Kid: o_o

Yes I have! Whoo!

Nothing special. Just some random stuff I've been thinking about.

"I clean the buildings in the camp."
The Janitor of Death
"I serve drinks in the bar."
The Bartender of Death
"I sweep the floors in the camp."
The Sweeper of Death
"I'm the Prime Minister's secretary."
The Secretary of Death
"I'm a clown in the camp's circus."
The Clown of Death
"I'm a professional athlete in the camp."
The Athlete of Death
"I hold doors open for people in the camp."

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*Hoists anchor aggressively.*

Random Person: “So, who do you vent your anger? Do you talk to friends or family or do you—”

Me: “I massacre hundreds of people in video games.”

RP: “Oh...”

Also, if you wanna do this it’s:
[rught][/rught].

just spell 'right' right

A. Stupid things my nephew says

B. Me pointing out the obvious

The weekend is tomorrow.

Baby Sister: *Wants milk*

Me: Spell 'milk'

Baby Sister: *Begins counting to five*

I frickin' love my sister