Can't sleep. Nope. Not much sleep for this Draconequus! Not a wink!

Stomach still won't calm down but that's my fault, can't complain about that one. Much. Let's see... Got work in about less than four hours, so it'll be another long...LONG day.

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The alternative title for the message I got regarding my new story. Oh, and I submitted a new story. Huzzah~

Let's mark July 4 with something from the Master of Chaos...

“How doth the little crocodile
Improve his shining tail,
And pour the waters of the Nile
On every golden scale!

How cheerfully he seems to grin,
How neatly spreads his claws,
And welcomes little fishes in
With gently smiling jaws!”

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Hey readers,

With this patreon reward for A.P.O.N.I. I’ll be all caught up with my rewards from last month and get to start the mad scramble to get things done before I’m late again! Wheeeeee!

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So, I'm wanting to do a Headcanon Nonsense about our favorite teenage magical horse girls, but I'm stuck for a topic. I've done cursing, kinks, looks, movie preferences, and general overviews.

I figured if I was stuck, maybe you out there have some ideas of what you'd like me to Headcanon about. There's just a couple of rules.

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Got my Xenoblade Chronicles X copy the other day, so I'm pretty much set for the hiatus. You guys?

If you don't have anything else to do, see what's behind the door break.

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Occasionally, I find myself having friends whom it would be easier to describe as fans. One or two of them have been so impressed by the half-dazed nonsense I say that they have immediately written it down for later. They seem to think I'm funny, or something. Typically, I later have no recollection of saying them. Anyway, here are some of my favourites:
- I'm not an actor, I'm a real person.
- Spats are pretty cool. Everyone knows that, because... [trails off]
- German marzipan... Nazipan?

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So, just a quick blog.

I've been thinking about it for a few months now, and after a significant amount of soul-searching I've decided gender is bullshit and I don't like 'em. Not one bit. They're fine for other people but like olives on pizza I just tolerate it without complaining instead of enjoying them the way other people do.

Pineapple on pizza is valid, by the way. Anyone who believes otherwise is not welcome in Flavortown.

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You don't need a physical sex drive to write porn. That's all I'm saying.

(source)

Or have a physical sex drive to have wonderful romance but that's secret. Well. Not very secret.

A few minutes ago, I posted chapter 30 of Solstice. This is an achievement in and of itself for me, because I don't think I've ever written anything with that many chapters before. But it also marks three weeks of actual, daily updates to Solstice—something I promised myself I would do as a New Year's Resolution and never actually expected to succeed in.

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First lesson (on good dialogue). Ask away.

So, as has been hinted, the girls like movies. They seem to go to the movies pretty frequently and, of course, got walk on roles in the Daring Do movie in "Movie Magic." But what kind of movies do they like? I've seen several fics where suggestions are made, but they're all fairly obvious and if there's anything I know about people and their taste in movies, sometimes the obvious isn't actually what's the truth. (For a given value of "truth," this is of course, all head canon for a kids series,

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Crank up the bull***t detector, guys and gals. I'm about to vomit.

Interesting opinion test:
"I think the world would be a better place if Adolf Hitler had never been born." - Not respected, as it disrespects Ol' Hitler's existence.
"I think every man should have his genitals placed in a blender and thereby ripped off." - Respected, as the men will be allowed to continue to exist.

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So to those who enjoyed the story "Met Your Match", I have news for you: I do have a sequel plan. Notice how I didn't say "planned", since this is mostly going to be a long continuation for this verse... If I ever get to writing it, of course. Heh.

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Communism Role Play

*Grabs little sister by the waist*
Bro: I've finally seized the means of reproduction!

~Three Months Later~

Bro: ...okay. But are you sure?
Sis: After three whole months, I'm pretty sure that I'm sure.
Bro: Communism sucks...
Sis: Yup...

Okay, I ran out of time while composing the previous blog so let's wrap this up.

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And now more random bits of headcanon I have for various characters in Equestria Girls.

• Principal Celestia is as much of a gamer as her sister. However, while Luna sticks to PC, Celestia is an avid console gamer and has kept every console she's ever had since she was a kid. She has everything from (the equivalent of) an Atari 2600 to all the major current gen consoles. They are kept meticulously clean and all still work.

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>Play a DnD session after work
>Make new character sheet
>Name him Humpty Dumpty
>Be ruler's right hand man
>Sleep with his wife
>He walks in
>Thrown in cell
>Pulled from cell
>Be dragged by horsemen till death

Humpty Dumpty laid with king's wife
Humpty Dumpty ruined his life
Humpty Dumpty thrown in cell
"Humpty Dumpty, rot in hell"
Of all king's men, t'were death by horses
Humpty Dumpty had ran his courses

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Welcome Readers! Tonight we continue our journey through the wonderful planet of… wherever this book takes place! Again, our journey into less trope heavy RPG World Land is a Patreon reward for A.P.O.N.I.

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