So back around June 20, I wrecked my car.

Then back on August 28, the tires on my wife's car got torn up hitting something on the road, and we wound up needing all new tires.

Then yesterday it was 100 degrees out and we discovered there was an oil leak. Unfortunately we found that out because the engine blew on the highway and we checked to find a bone-dry dipstick.

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What's that about publishing all those stories?

Yeah, about that. Do you hear that sound?

Um... no? What is it?

Oh not much, it's just the sound of my dreams dying in a fire.

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I think yes.

Sorry I haven't been updating anything. I've been working on some non-MLP stories, and they take up a lot of my time.
It's been brought to my attention (my friend read old stories and shouted at me) that some of my older stories are, quite frankly, shit. I'm going to work on revising them, maybe re-write them if needed. Thank you all for sticking with me through all of this!

Holy Shit what am I doing with my life?!?!?

I haven't made anything for a long time.....

Me: *drawing Thorax*

My dad's girlfriend's daughter: What is that?

Me: A changeling

Her: He looks like a donkey

Me: ._. *thinking of Cranky and Matilda* Oh yes, ------- *pulls up picture of Thorax on computer* This totally looks like a donkey

Her: it does!

Me: What kind of donkey has antlers and is lime green?!

Her: A pinata donkey

Me: Oh whatever, his name is Thorax

Her: Lorax. You mean Lorax

Me: No, Thorax

Her: Lorax

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I'm not allowed to do shit. My classmates are going out having fun every weekend. My siblings got to do more things than when they were my age. It's all because of the fucking car accident. My school has this thing called senior privilege. I don't get to enjoy it because of the accident. I can't drive with friends because I get too excited in the car. Now I don't have a fucking car. It doesn't help that I rarely get to see them. I really want to run away but if I do that I'll

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Hey everyone, sorry for being inactive for a long time, I just wanted to say happy late anniversary to In The Wake of Anon-A-Miss.

I can't believe it's already been a year, it just flew by didn't it? I also can't believe just how much attention the story's gotten, I hadn't imagined it'd be this successful in only a year nor that my first story would immediately be featured on the main page.

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Four years have gone already? I've been on this site for four years!?

Where has the time gone? It feels like only yesterday I was writting crappy fanfiction and annoying countless of authors by commenting on everything. I have a favourites library overfilled with fics, some i still haven't gotten around to reading.
My followers count is over 200 for basically doing nothing but talk, so that ain't bad is it?

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Quote from the Book of Swag:
"In his youth, infamous mafia head Swagsire was the leader of a notorious street gang which included: DMXatu, the Natu; Snoop Digg, the Rhydon; EmineMonkey, the Aipom; Eazy M, the Machamp; and Kanye North, the Teddiursa."

Disclaimer:

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The Strange and Mystical Journey Through Celestia's Nostrils

Hopefully 2017 will be happy and meme filled. 2016 was sucky and meme filled.

So it turns out, I have a great uncle who served in the Vietnam war. From what my grandad has told me he was probably a green beret or ranger, I'm not sure because of the lack of information on him. He, unfortunately, died 27 years ago due to agent orange poisoning but this is a surprising discovery.

Hey everyone. It's been a very long time since I've made a post as serious as this. I suppose I'll start when the shit starting happening in my life.

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OKAY!

THIS TIME I FREAKING DID IT RIGHT. SO NOW IT SHOULD APPEAR UPDATED ON THE PROPER DAY.

Anyway, yeah, thing is updated. Please read thing. Kthxilubaifuckingoffagain.

WHY GOD WHY I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS YOU SICK SEGA FUCKS WHEN WILL YOU LEARN THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES I DIDN"T ASK FOR CANON SONIC OCS (I realize the irony of me breaking down about this on a site dedicated to a fanbase just as bad but still) SOMEONE PLEASE KILL ME IT"S TIME TO STOP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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It will probably be less painful than these cramps. I took 2 aleves, but they didn't kick in. I look and feel like complete shit. My cramps have never been this bad. I started crying, and I shit till I couldn't shit anymore. My dad saw me crying and gave me a hardcore painkiller that trashy drug seekers at the hospital can only dream of getting. I'm waiting for it to kick in. I just want someone cute to rub my belly It really hurts. I'm glad I'm not pregnant but THIS

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A little over a year, actually. I missed the exact date because of course I did. I don’t think very many people know this, but my first story on this site, Peephole, was my first story of any kind ever. I did it as a meme because I didn’t see anyone else with a story that had the punchline I wanted to use. And considering how many one-liner Anon shitfics there are, that was a surprise to me. Most of those stories (Peephole included) are 95% fluff written solely for setting up the punchline. I

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I'm nervouscited about graduating in 2 months, 15 days, 5 hours, and 20 minutes (I checked the clock before I started typing and it was 1:10). I'm gonna start bawling in front of a crowd of seniors and teachers when Elements of Harmony goes up to sing this year's graduation song because: one, it's a Hannah Montana song, two: I can't even hear that song without bursting into tears, let alone SING it.

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For all of my followers out there, you get to see the first mlp-related comic dub i’ve ever made. Maybe when you finish watching it, you kind folks might be willing to give it a like? Whatever you decide, I only hope you all enjoy it.:)