℗ 1972 Mercury Records Nashville
(Extracted From the Mercury Lp ''LEAVIN' AND SAYIN' GOODBYE'' SR-61354)

(Courtesy of Mercury Records Nashville, under license from Universal Music Enterprises)

So, rather than any of the fics I meant to work on because i promised updates, I'm playing with a random Discord story that continues an old one-shot of mine.

And I'm tending towards an omniscient narration, and trying to settle what, exactly, that narrative voice should be, and something makes me think, "I can kind of picture this coming from Professor Quadwrangle from Quantum Conundrum."

And then I remember that Quadwrangle was John de Lancie.

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It is at this point that I notice I have surpassed Review #75, which was supposed to be this milestone where I did something special. As such, I will be holding a Q -and-A right HERE.

EDIT: I just realized, this here is the day where I reach 100 total blog posts!

Anyway, promotions:

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Scotch Tape had divested Psychoshy of Marmalade’s PipBuck and placed it on Glory’s hoof; she was still occasionally trying to reach out and touch the E.F.S. bars in her vision.

Say what you will about Project Horizons, that was just too cute not to make a small little animation out of...
http://fav.me/daoiotc

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Summer is here once more, and as usual I had to take some time to prepare for the many trips I will be taking. Apologies for the lack of updates, but rest assured I am working on the next chapter of Morning Meir Case 3, and it will be up very soon. I should have it done by Wednesday at the earliest!

Thanks so much for your patience, and I hope you all have an amazing summer!

Kind of funny thing, that probably no one than me would care about. My "search statistics" point to a total of 16.011 words to read. My stories got exactly 16.000 words (5k and 11k) as I spend half an hour finding the missing 100 to even the length. Now Iˋm sad that I got no flawless score so far.

...or I shouldnˋt be still awake at 2:45 in the morning, that could also be the reason

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"Now seems like a perfect time to write!"
-My Brain

F U brain...

Stay classy
-Fuzz

Courtesy of Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal:

So I was editing my chapter for Student of Friendship when I came across a video about ducks. And I'm thinking they're ducks who cares. So I watched it cause I was curious now I think I love ducks. Here's the video I saw. It's a bit long so take your potty breaks before hand!

This morning... Twilight was in the best mood her friends had seen her in since her coronation
She practically sang her way through their morning meeting around the Friendship Table
She had helped Spike bake cookies
She was glowing!
Twilight: "And that concludes our report on the Bugbear incident-Great job, Dash!"
Frankly it was a little creepy to some of them
Her being that cheerful and happy
Rainbow Dash: "... Okay, what happened?"

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Nekkoala

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Imagine if we could import videos! Could you imagine if FimFiction had its own section and made a PonyTube, or something?

I had an honestly strange morning today. I woke up feeling like utter crap. Not the sick kind, but the depressed kind. Considering how my day went yesterday, that didn't really surprise me. Anyways, I woke up at about 4:50, and lay in bed just staring at my clock until around 6:40. Got up and loaded up my computer and put on my headphones. I was hoping some music would help, and Black Gryph0n usually lifted my mood.

That didn't really help.

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You: ...you really don't want to know.

You: And we both know just how stubborn she can be.

~Few Months Later~

Mom: I'm really worried about your sister, she's been waking up with nausea for about a week now.
You: ...

*Awkward Silence*

~Some Time Later~

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Happy Labor Day, everypony! Here's to not doing anything productive for the next 24 hours!

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Real talk here: how many of you people would actually care if I tried rewriting Twin Madness or if I should just leave it dead as it is? I haven't updated in over a year and tbh I haven't written in that time either. So which of the like seven or so people who still read my crappy writing want this to continue.

I'll probably regret asking this in the morning.

If you want to be a good poonslayer, you have to know how to cook. Pancakes are pretty good, but I suck at making them they're a bit cliché. Some good (and easy!) alternatives include apples fried in butter, sugar, and/or cinnamon,

eggs (try adding bacon or vegetables),

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If anyone...ANYONE...remembers

this,

this,

or any of these titles,

I will love you. I'll even put it in a comment! X3 MUH CHILDHOOD!!!!!