I just came up with this, and imagining Peter Sellers delivering the line had me laughing for 5 minutes straight.

Clouseau, "For you see, the murderer was... the bullet!"

Guy in room, "The bullet?"

Clouseau, "Of course, no one would suspect the bullet of firing itself!"

Woman in room, "But that... that's madness!"

Clouseau, "Yes, I am certain the bullet was quite insane. But we shall never know, for in killing (the name of the victim), it also managed to commit suicide."

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I've been told, namely here in the last month or so by people I know that Impurities is much to descriptive in terms of gore. While I can understand where they're coming from with this, at the very same time I cannot comprehend it. I've read and seen what descriptive gore is and this isn't it.

I don't know, maybe I'm just so used to such things that I readily assume everyone is as well.

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For some reason I have been gaining followers like crazy the last few days!

I've gone up 7 followers in the last 5 days!

*edit*
Two followers in the last 30 minutes!

AAAHHHHHHHHH!

What is this!?

I UPDATED RETURN AGAIN!
Twice... in one week...

[url=Return: Tales of the Lost]http://www.fimfiction.net/story/258184/return-tales-of-the-lost

Yup. At the rate I've been writing and considering all the free time I currently have, I've decided to just cane the writing for Non-Entity. If all goes well the story should be finished before the end of the month.

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Some idiot in my school stole my wallet! Like wtf?! I don't know who it was, but they didn't take it to the lost and found. How selfish. There needs to be less people like that in the world. I know they're not reading this but I like to talk in second person when I'm mad, so I'm just gonna pretend they're reading this.

Hello selfish asshole whom I hate! I just wanted to say that I sincerely hope you get robbed.

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EXPLODING BUNNY! I think it's safe to say we now have a way to deal with Angel! Just feed him a ton of pancakes! If he acts up again, we can force feed him the pancakes!

Exploding Bunny

Good news: I've finally finished my site-mandated "The Cutie Re-Mark"-based story. As the story tag indicates, it's the long-planned sequel to A Mad Glimmer.

Bad news: I forgot to hit Submit for an hour, and then I apparently hit approval queue rush hour. To summarize my current mood in a thousand words:

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My writing productivity has been on the low end for January and February. Don't know why, but don't have any rsolid ideas and the couple stories I'm working on feel meh. So its time to break the stride and do something like the live-stream event I did once upon a time.

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The Mad-Lib writing proved to be a lot of fun for me, so hopefully we can have some similar events in the future. Something to fill in the gaps that tend to occur between my larger, more involved story submissions.

For this first Mad-Lib event there were 42 entries. Also, because I couldn't pick just one, I decided to go beyond my original promise and select four submissions.

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I have to write this quick and post it 'cause I now have this:

and when I post this, it will turn into this weird configuration of numbers:

Cool, eh?

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I was playing Minecraft and I got accused of hacking

WHY

I would never hack

Edit: Ok i didn't get banned yay

Just been involved in my first traffic accident. Some f*cker decided to swing into my car as I waited for green light!...