From the Writeoff Skype last night:

Titanium Dragon: God
Titanium Dragon: Why is there no ponies tommorrow?
foxy.e.: Because there is no god 0.0
Titanium Dragon: Are you saying you don't believe in me?
Quill Scratch: I do believe in Titanium Dragon! I do, I do!
foxy.e.: If you are God, TD, then where is the episode?
foxy.e.: Huh?
foxy.e.: HUH?

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Interesting things keep happening these days. I got a message the other day from a fellow named SPANIARD KIWI asking to make a Spanish translation of Hot Cocoa is Illegal in Yakyakistan.

So yeah, now you can go read about yaks snorting Swiss Miss in Español!

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You know who else loves hot chocolate? Fluttershy does, and especially with marshmallows!

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Not gonna drag this out. Just have yourselves some happy holidays!

Hey, wanna see me cause my friends pain?

The Barcast eats 900,000 scoville hotsauce that I made:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeH32hX0NeA

Enjoy.

-pencil

hahahaha. it's very weird and funny and... uh... suggestive... a-a-aaand, uhhhh, c-con-fusing...
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Oh yeah baby!

In celebration of my 100th blogpost and almost 2 years on FimFiction, I bring you an opportunity to weigh in on the important questions of the day.

Now, Lord knows I'm old and married enough that it's downright unbecoming to go anywhere near this, and I don't want to objectify anyone or imply that that's cool. But seriously, look at these character designs:

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It was 33 Celsius during the middle of the day. It was so hot, the breeze warmed me up.

And, a couple weeks ago, there was enough smoke in the sky that I could look straight at the sun. Apparently B.C. was on fire. Literally, most of the province was on fire.

Oh, and just a couple more days (I think) until the last Chapter of Option 2 is out.

Zipp is secretly a tailor.
Zipp gets wasted without any waves around.
Lol, Izzy made her own cellphone and her own operating system. She's approaching technological singularity.
I guess this is the last episode. Everybody died and this is the epilogue.
Oh, my bad, some are still dying.
It's way too hot to go near the water.  Wait, what?
Way to go, Zipp, making fillies cry.

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Everyone is familiar with the ham sandwich:

But in Fall Weather Friends, Pinkie Pie mentions a hot dog eating contest while announcing for the race.

Clearly, that song and dance for the buffalo was just a way of luring them into a false sense of complacency.

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Since I didn't get to this morning, was busy seeing Inside Out And Rarity flushes Gummy down the toilet. Shenanigans as usual.

I spent half of today with family at a tourist trap 30 miles away for my mom's birthday, where I spent $28 on some very, very bad ideas.

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Hello my lovelies!

Stay hydrated in the summer heat! Or if it's raining where you are, then... use a coat! LOL

Sorry that it took so long this time, but I have another story up for you guys and I do hope you enjoy it! It's nothing fantastic, but something to keep you guys entertained I hope!

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Current Votes for Next Crossover Fanfiction:

Kingdom Hearts x My Little Pony x Pokémon (takes place in Zeusdemigod131's "A New World, A New Way" universe and after Kingdom Hearts 3) - 8 votes

Hot Wheels Acceleracers x Zelda: Twilight Princess (takes place after Zant attacks Link and Midna after the Water Temple and after the Water Realm) - 1 vote

To vote, just simply leave a comment on this post or my profile page.

Thank you

Yes.

I was randomly chatting with my good friend, Kodeake (you may have heard of him), and we randomly came up with this...

Twilight rapidly thrusted her horn in and out one of Rainbow Dash's many gorey holes, causing the zombie pony to moan and groan in pleasure.

Just that one line. ENJOY!

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Hi,

Here is the full, official synopsis of the Make Your Mark special:

Months after magic has returned to Equestria, Sunny Starscout and her new pony friends are excited to celebrate their new lives on Maretime Bay Day! But while their group may have adjusted to magic's return, plenty of Unicorns and Pegasi are still having trouble mastering their powers, frustrating the non-magical Earth Ponies who wish to return to how things were before.

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Paralyzed by perfectionism and worn out by summer.

This is me.

So, I finished watching Uncle from Another World on Netflix last night and I've come to two conclusions.

1. Elves wearing glasses are hot.
2. We need more anime with elves wearing glasses.

Now for the proof.

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I'm still working on new chapters of Into the Black, Sledgehammer, and the weird SpikexChrysalis wedding fic with a too-long title.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I found a super-dope musician you should check out; the name's Jeff Burgess & the Bad Mares and they make smokin' qual stuff like this and this and this and it's buxom and beautiful.

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