"What are you, a dictionary?"

The first step towards fixing a problem is admitting you have a problem.

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Caption these out-of-context freeze frames from MLP! The set of captions with the most upvotes is the winner!!! (no prize sorry just bragging privileges)

Bonus points if you can figure out which episode each frame is from!!!

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When your mom wants you to eat the food you don't like.

Me: "What law, in the constitution, forces me to eat this?"

Mom: "Mine."

Meme taken from a video of Youtuber Auronplay. Here's the link of the video in the exact minute in which appears (Warning: It's in Spanish);
Link: https://youtu.be/EJwKVIaDZsQ?t=386

The story will be uploaded chapter by chapter, and totals at just over 18k words. Of course, the story is also on my Patreon in full if you don't want to wait that long. ;)

shitposting is harder than people think

In fact, I've just spent the last four hours brainstorming on various ends, looking for cover art that could inspire me, or reading dozens of episode transcripts to see which I could twist to write out a funny comedy.

Guess what? I've got nothing but three half-formed ideas. Two break my comedy rules, and the third doesn't even have enough basis to hit a thousand words.

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So, I was reading a like 5 month old blog by Ghost of Heraclitus, and Oliver mentioned a little story called The Magic World in an incidental comment. You can dig it up if you really wish, but I recommend not because it is slightly spoiler-ey for this...

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I'm thinking of starting a new comedy story. It's a crossover wherein I think the type of humor is pretty compatible. I don't want to give it away, But I would like to exercise some different tones. I know I can do action, dark, comedic relief, saga, drama; but to write a story that is designed to be a comedy is a little different animal.

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Hey, do you know that bundle of stupidity that is the Idiocyverse?

No? You're probably lucky.

But for those who do, me and Skijarama have written a brand new addition! Kinda, since it also serves as part of the backstory to one of the more serious stories Skijarama have made, Little Glimpses.

Find it here:
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/395145/the-time-twilight-pranked-celestia

Hello To All The People That Know I Exist! It Is Currently, Uh.. Let Me Check... 4:30 InThe Morning. That's Early. Now, What I'm About to Talk About Is Serious. I'm Leaving Foe Delaware. Expect That 2-3 Stories To Be Delayed Even Further. Hoo-Rah. See Ya In A Couple Weeks. PS: Have My Favorite! Just While I'm Gone, Though.My

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I've got a few Zecora story ideas I've been fiddling around with, consider this one a prequel to what's about to happen to her on the way to Twilight's. I've had the unponified version of that story on the shelf for awhile, and decided to dust it off.
Hope ya'll like it.

A new comedy story all about Twilight writing fanfiction is out. If you haven't seen it yet, go check it out. It's worth a laugh or two. XD

Twilight Sparkle and the Chamber of Shipping

TPress Start to Die

• MLP: FiM
• Dark
• Comedy

Button Mash finds a video game that kills him in real life if he dies in the game. He can't stop playing it.

• Death
• Twilight
• Other
• CMCs
• Button Mash

JackRipper · 2.7k words  ·  398  16 · 4.6k views

I read: Completed at 1 chapter, 2.7k words
I rate: 8/10
I recommend: Read it.

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I love great slapstick. It's one of my favorite forms of comedy overall.

Okay so I'm thinking more than likely, this new story is a manifestation of my anxieties about my special somepony. See, he lives in Missouri just a state away and we began video chatting. He has a Pinkie Pie toy to be me while I'm away and he actually had a custom handmade toy of his pony (Derpy Hooves) delivered to me at my house in Oklahoma! I mean, before that point, he just lived in my computer. It never got real until this toy came and then I had some serious thinking to do...

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I'm tickled PINK that Scribbler did a reading of From Princess Twilight Sparkle - President of the Twinkle-Nebula-Frie-Neutron Family Reunion! See it here:

Hey! For those that are enjoying Staying Put and want to read a side story that I couldn't squeeze into the main narrative, I've got you covered! I really wanted to find a way to share this one, so it ended up getting its own story made!

[Adult story embed hidden]

Give it a read! Staying Put will have another update soon, but enjoy this in the meantime!

The early morning quiet is the perfect time for Fluttershy to go out and feed the chickens... Which is then shattered by the loud roar of an engine. Fluttershy jumps and hides under a bush, as Shepherd pulls up on a motorcycle.

Shepherd: "Damnit, I hit the gas again by mistake... Fluttershy?"

Fluttershy: "Ah... y-Y-Yes?"

Shepherd: "I'm sorry about that, still trying to figure out how to ride this beautiful girl."

Fluttershy: "This... This... Th-Girl?!"

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Title says it all with this one.

TI'm Not a Freakin' Mute!

• MLP: FiM
• Comedy
• Random
• Slice of Life

Or a vampire, for that matter!

• DJ P0N-3

All Art Is Quite Useless · 2k words  ·  434  22 · 5.7k views

Enjoy!

AAIQU

Alright everyone! I just submitted my newest story for approval. In not too long, you'll be able to read all about everypony's favorite set of brothers trying to prove their bond at the Sisterhooves Social. I hope you all enjoy!

Secret Sisters

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