Dragon Quest "The Hero" in Smash? All Of Them? Crazy! Dragon Quest 11S... Nah. Luigi's Mansion 3! Link's Awakening Remaster... Maybe. Trials of Mana? Collection of Mana? What? Wicher 3... Nah. Fire Emblem Three Houses! Resident Evil... Not for me. Travis?! TRAVIS?! No More Heroes 3?! Maybe. Contra Rouge Corps? Conta Collection? Nah. Daemon X Machina? Not sure. Panzer Dragoon? Nah. Pokémon! Pokéball Plus functionality! Gym Leader Nessa! Astral Chain! With MORGAN FREEMAN? I might just buy it.

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Grading Scale:

A (fantastic episode)
A- (an excellent episode with at least one flaw)
B+ (a great episode with a couple of flaws)
B (a good episode which still could have been better)
B- (a good episode with numerous flaws but still rewatchable)

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I missed the latest episode. If someone could post a link or EqD post with links to it that would be very nice.

The next chapter (10) of TOM will be coming out in a week or so. I just came back from the worst vacation I've had in my life so far so I might take a little longer then normal to finish typing it.

In this sprawling, three hour recounting of the final years of the reign (and life) of Tsar Nicholas II, the final Tsar of Russia.

And suffice to say, I liked it.

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Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws
8/10–a great film with numerous flaws but not enough to ruin it

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Yep, you're reading this correctly, folks. Starting from today, I'll be watching every single Spider-Man movie that's ever been released, including the bad ones. I've already watched the first two Sam Raimi films today (which surprisingly hold up really well after all these years) and tomorrow, I'll be watching both Spider-Man 3 and The Amazing Spider-Man duology.

Oh, boy. That's gonna be fun.

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Scene Rating Scale:

9/9: Flawless! Outstanding scene!
8/9: Great scene! Totally Rewatchable!
7/9: Pretty good. Not as perfect as I expected though.
6/9: Decent. Doesn’t ruin the movie/episode.
5/9: Mid.
4/9: Pretty bad. One of the weakest scenes of the movie/episode.

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All these short videos, each of which were screen recorded from the feature cartoons showcasing the moments, were uploaded to YouTube by Yours Truly:

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Welcome, everyone! These are the author's notes for Vinyl Scratch Tries Her Hoof at Dentistry. They are intended to be read after the story.

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Okay, I'll admit it. I cheated. I watched the DVD Screener of The Revenant that got leaked, and I don't feel guilty at all.

The Revenant is Mexican auteur Alejandro González Iñárritu's sprawling, intense, uncompromising and mysterious meditation on revenge and what lengths people will go to achieve it, and the costs it heaps upon those who allow it to consume them.

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So guys... as you know, this past Sunday, this year's Super Bowl has been decided. This year, it's the New England Cheat-I mean, Patriots and...my team...THE PHILADELPHIA EAGLES!!!! HOLY CRAP I'M HYPE AS HELL!! We haven't been to a Super Bowl in 13 years!

Literally everyone has been doubting us ever since Carson Wentz went down, saying Foles won't be able to get us far. Let me tell you this, look how Big Duck Nick played against the Vikings. He was playing crazy good!

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Alright, I'm sure most of the people who have seen my whopping two stories have caught a glance at Rocky Romance, whether you've read it or not.

Well, many people think that my horrible beast of a story beautiful, heartwarming romantic comedy is hilarious. Well, I've begrudgingly gladly started work on a sequel!

Expect some more romance between our favorite two rocks in the near future!

If you need a little bit of inspiration, check this video out:

It reminded me of why I do this. Not for the feature box, but because you all enjoy what I do. So from me, I want to thank all of you for supporting me and my writing. It's not the greatest work of literature by far, but I appreciate your support nonetheless.

See you all soon,
Backslasherton.

Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws
8/10–a great film with numerous flaws but not enough to ruin it

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Music for snowflakes
While I tend to not like this kind of music, but the message is good and I can understand the lyrics.

Four years ago today, Peter Parker reels from the events of Avengers: Endgame when he gets recruited by Nick Fury and SHIELD to help them deal with a new enemy… all on his European school vacation. But are things what they seem?

Six years ago today, Peter Parker of Earth-199999 is fresh off of his debut during Captain America: Civil War and is preparing for his school's homecoming. Sadly for him (and luckily for us), his duties as the wall-crawling, web-slinging, friendly neighborhood Spider-Man become complicated when he goes up against his first major bad guy: Batman the Vulture!

Yo, what's up, Kemosabes?

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, I'm gonna be giving you guys my take of "Turner and Hooch". The film from 1989 that stars Tom Hanks to be precise.

Here's the rundown of it:

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