Another random comedy.
Eh.
"I haz da problem."
Problem is that the story really doesn't come across as all that funny to me anymore. Still brings a smile, but it's not really funny anymore.
"Did you try turning it off and back on again?"
Slippin' back into some good ol' insanity now, are we?
"But why?" Celestia had asked, "Why dost thou hearken to the days of depravity?"
And with that, Luna had returned, "Because I'm fed up with that fake accent of yours, sister. STOP MAKING FUN OF MY SPEECH IMPEDIMENTS!"
To be fair, however, she did fumble with the pronunciation of "impediment".
Story rewrite time!
“On the Structure of Hats: A Retrospective”
It's another game of "what's Twilight reading"!
Oof, ouch, a failed reboot.
Not much else to say, let's get started. I wanna spotlight some OCs and get back to writing horsewords.
“Go back to sleep, Pinkie.” I groaned. It was a Saturday, and on days like these, sleep was golden.
I stand by this as fact.
I cracked an eye ope--
You know what pain is? Force-feeding yourself MLP Gen 1 for the sole purpose of mocking it in a fanfic!
Yeah, this is where the spirit of I Think I Summoned a Ponk went for a while.
Anyway, let's start because my hands are cold.
Four words: Well that didn't work.
Wait hol up this was published at the end of 2016? It honestly felt like I published that thing quite a bit later than that. Oh well.
You thought you escaped the insanity? Ho ho, just you wait. You ain't seen nothin' yet if ya haven't read this fic.
This story centers on Butter Knife, the titular fake-edgy OC who hardly ever is referred to by her real name!
I'm not sure if I should be sorry for this.
Don't be.
Serious story incoming. Kinda forgot that I was doing these reviews. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Don't really have any quips about this one, so let's just get on with it.
Unwrapping the foil, Scootaloo scrunched her muzzle at the putrid smell that wafted from the moldy mess before her. WIth a gag, she scooped up the mess and dumped it in the trash can. She stared back at the refrigerator.
AKA the story in which the game I used to play constantly ever since elementary school says hi and is subsequently murdered. Yup, we're doin' these again. It's ya boi, Tonkus, back at it again with the SPICY Smokin' Toasted Self-Roasted Reviews! Someone remind me that I'm doing these again if I forget that these reviews exist.
So anyway.
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