Hivehunter laid in an infirmary bed, Stinger and Blue standing over him.

“Will he be okay, Sting?”

“There’s only one way to wake him up from his coma...”

Blue’s eyes widened. “No...”

“Yes...”

Blue held Hive’s tongue out while Stinger held his jaws. “Ready?” Sting asked. Blue nodded. “Okay.”

Clamp!

Hive’s eyes shot open.

“FU—!“

Stinger has seen many cases, some weirder than others. A changeling with an entire watermelon lodged in their jaws was the weirdest thin he'd ever seen. He blinked, staring at the reformed changeling who had the watermelon in their mouth.

"Argh ug ah!" they said

Stinger blinked, before dropping his medical bag. "I quit." With that, he walked off.

"Guahhg! Hoowahh!"

“Thorax! The other changelings are embarrassing me!”

“Aw, Venom. I’m sure if you talk to them—”

“THERE WILL BE NO TALKING, ONLY DEATH!”

“Bet you guys I can speak in only one language for an entire day.”

“You’re gonna go with Romaneian, aren’t you?”

“Mhm. Starting now.”

“…Knock knock.”

“Who’s there?”

“But wait!”

“But what who?”

“But wait! You said five words that weren’t in Romaneian!”

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Venom leaned against a large stone pillar, clearly minding his own business as he casually watched the other changelings go about their day.

Meanwhile in a bush, Ramirez hid as she watched him from a distance. Right beside her is ponyville's best prankster: Rainbow Dash. 

“Okay, so uh… who is this guy again?”

“He’s a friend, well I consider him a friend though I don't know if he thinks the same way with me” she replied as she zoomed onto him through her binoculars.

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Pharynx took another sip of his espresso, savoring the taste of the comforting drink. Not bad, actually.

It wasn’t everyday he got a taste of coffee. He hasn’t really checked out the place that his dad was working until now. He was already thinking of coming back next week.

“There you are, ya sick little freak…”

Oh, brother…

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Both Artworks done by CitrineSkys

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“Alright guys, I’m the teacher,” Stinger said. Blue, Dagger, and Mantis looked up. “Any questions?”

Blue raised a hoof. “Why does being over weight, cause blue hair in some females?”

Then Mantis raised his hoof. “If video games make kids more violent, why are they still so easy to beat the crap out of?”

Then Dagger raised his hoof. “If your wife dies from child birth, can you press charges on the baby?”

The other Fangs laughed.

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Blue, Sting, Mantis and Dagger sat down, just talking. The Mantis said something that they all agreed with.

“Yeah, the bees knees,” Blue said

“The cat’s pajamas,” Stinger followed up.

“It’s the... chickens trousers?”

“...”

“...”

“...”

“What the buck was that, Dagger?” Stinger asked.

“You guys took mine!”

So, I decided to turn a couple of comments into a skit. I’m bored, okay? Also, for context, it takes place after this. Also, please, no hate. This is only for entertainment purposes. If I hear you giving hate to this user, I will find you and personally show you the ninth circle of hell.

“Sooo have you apologized to Ocellus yet?“

“Doubt it.”

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During the Canterlot Invasion...

Stinger and Blue trotted through the back alleys. As they walked, a guard turned the corner and grabbed Stinger’s head and pushed it down onto a brick, chipping his fangs.

Blue immediately took down the guard and grabbed Stinger. “Oh shoot... you’re bleeding!”

“Y-Yeah! No shi—”

Stinger walked down the road, muttering to himself. “I can’t believe it... they just don’t understand...” he looked around. Then, he passed by a house with an open window. He didn’t think too much of it until...

“Heh, nice job,” a male voice chuckled.

“Thanks. I swindled that bucker like a con-pony,” a familiar sounding female voice said.

Stinger blinked and peered in. His eyes widened.

Silver was sitting on a bed, holding bits and checks, and a stallion was right beside her.

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Blue, Dagger, Mantis, and Stinger walked off of the stage or their next show.

“That was awesome!” Dagger chirped.

Stinger nodded. “I know!” He smiled and looked over to see Silver looking over. He smiled and ran over. “Hey Silver! The show was amazing! Did you—”

“Yeah, yeah, where’s the check?” she asked.

“Oh... here it is.” He held his cut out. “I was thinking we could split it even—”

She snatched it. “Thaaank you.”

“B-But...”

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Blue, Mantis, Dagger, and Stinger were in the academy, teaching some of the nymphs while Thorax watched.

Dagger walked over to a couple posters. “At our school, numbers are fun!” he said, reading off of the poster. He then walked over to a poster of the solar system. “And this is the sun. If you touch it, tssc, ooh that hurts.”

The others couldn’t help but laugh.

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“Okay, so... you guys want us to play this song right here?”

“Yeah! We chose it ourselves! Five of us are the background vocals, and I’m the lead singer!”

“Pleeeease guys?”

“Um...“ Blue Fang, Stinger, Mantis, and Dagger picked up their instruments, preparing to play. “Okay, if you insist. Hit it, boys.”

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“Hey, Cornalis?”

Upon hearing the general’s voice, the corporal looked up, his eyes widening. “S-Scarab! Heheh... long time no see!”

“No kidding. I see you haven’t changed a bit.”

“Heh... same with you. Honestly... I wouldn’t have you any other way.”

“Eheheh...”

Suddenly, two all-too familiar changelings popped out and leaned into the scene;

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Blue Fang and Dagger walked through Ponyville. "Why are we here?" Dagger asked.

Blue looked over. "Well, today is some kinda Spring holiday for these ponies, and I thought we should check it out."

Dagger rolled his eyes. "So what do they do on this 'holiday'?"

Blue thought for a bit. "Well, I heard they search for eggs brought by some giant bunny."

"Whaaat?"

"Yeah, I don't know either."

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Stinger stared at the bowl in front of him while Dagger, Blue, Pharynx and Tempest sat beside him. “I must do this,” Stinger said, looking at the milk and then get the cereal box. “I have to put milk before cereal.”

The others except Blue gasped.

“But there has to be another way!” Dagger said.

“No... I must...”

Blue groaned. “Just eat it and stop with that medical drama bullcrap!”

“Shut up Blue!” they all shouted in unison.

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“There you are, Rami. How was your job?”

“It went well, not many ponies showed up but atleast I get longer breaks,” Ramirez said as she approached Bezier and Pharynx, stretching her legs. “How about you Bez? How are…” noticing Pharynx she tried her best to hide her blush “P-Pharynx! H-how are you?”

“Eh, could be better, could be worse. I’m average.”

“A-Alright!” turning to Bez, still blushing lightly “c-can I talk to you for a moment? i-in private?”

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“Now how does this rock axe thingy work again?”

“It’s pickaxe, Cricket.”

“Er... right. Which is more fit for beginners, though? Mouth hold or hoof hold?”

“Hoof hold I guess. Wouldn’t want a mouthful of splinters or anything.”

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