One night, while Shepherd is reading at home... He hears some bells ringing, and then his walls turn purple. He sighs, and closes his eyes tightly.

Discord: "Guess who?"

Shepherd: "Not in the mood."

Discord: "Aw, why must you be so hurtful, Shepherd? After all, I am reformed! Fluttershy said so herself!"

Shepherd: "Yeah, and I'm still checking her for mind control magic or body swapping or literally anything else you may have done to her."

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Let's just get this out in the open.

I love clop and romance stories. The more carnal the better. In the last few months that I've been reading I've come across the same trope in writing over and over again. Horn jobs, sloppy blow jobs, mare tits, etc. Maybe I'm missing something but I want to bring in something fresh something...

Naughty

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My brand-new OC, Colvia Juliet Ivy is having nymphs on the 27th of October! And, of course, new profile pic!

Today, I wrote my first serious story in a long while. An hour of that was spent on the second-to-last paragraph. But I came up with the concept and landscape picture about a year and a half ago. I'd appreciate if you could tell me you think I did. Thanks, and have a great day!

Feeling That Way

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Alright, so this has nothing to do with ponies. *watches half of you turn away* Wait please! It *is* important I promise. Give me a chance? I'll even include pony pictures.

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Look. I did put out a warning a little bit ago that I was writing something feelsy. Well, 10K words later, it's done. And it's on its way to being posted on the site.

Please understand something about this story: I usually don't put a lot of work into what I post here. I'm here to entertain you, be a clown, be a jerk. I'm really just here to have fun. And this story? It was work. It's...not fun. At least I don't think it is.

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Financial straits, that is. His family is very much in debt, amongst other things so even if you can only do a little, anything counts. Read through all of this blog, and you'll see what I mean. Look, I don't like dumping other people's problems onto others and basic human kindness barely counts for anything anymore these days I sometimes feel but in this case I stood up and took notice.

https://www.fimfiction.net/blog/844008/the-blog-i-wish-i-didnt-need-to-write

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You may have seen this earlier today, but it bears repeating. Horizon's blog on attempted date rape at a Bronycon room party is a serious matter. While it's good to see that the people there were able to help the sedated women to safety, the fact that it happened is both distressing and unacceptable. We can and should be better than this, and I'm glad to see a lot of us are.

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Life update. Sharing this sort of thing on here seems strange to me. Not that I haven’t shared this sort of thing before, but I’ve been away from the site and writing for this fandom for so long and generally not writing blogs that it just surprises me. But here I am, drafting it. Whether I post it, I haven’t decided.

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So, somebody recently pm'ed me with this. I honestly don't know what to do, so any encouragement you can send his way would be helpful.

I have been very consistent in terms of avatars on this site. I've only changed it once in my nearly four years here, and that was an unsolicited art upgrade explicitly provided to me by the original artist.

And yet...

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Here's a free, slightly absurd story prompt for anybody so inclined! Sound off in the comments if you're going to do something with it, or even if it just gave you a laugh:

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It has come to my attention that there’s this Momo thing going around. From what I’ve heard, it convinces people to kill themselves, and pops up on random YouTube videos even when you’re not seeking it out.

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Geez, it's starting to seem like I only write apologies for delays. Blame it on being overly-Fluttershy, I guess.

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Yes you clicked this, hi. I probably should have done this a long time ago but since I'm gonna take this seriously, I'll pause my Bon Jovi playlist on loop and introduce myself.

I am Darth Pinkie, obviously. I do mostly crossovers and I have an upcoming story that will be WWII based, as I am an avid war studier. To anyone who actually thought I left, as Fluttershy would say it "I'm sorry"

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I didn't really realize the scale of the whole censorship issue on Derpibooru that spread to here as well. I suppose I have a bad habit of staying out of things like that until they personally affect me because I avoid drama where possible.

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Just recently found out about this interesting survey about pony headcanon. So even though it's over a year old, I figure I might as well give some COMPLETELY SERIOUS answers, so everyone knows where I'm coming from.

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Step 1:
Find every single track from Persona 5 and put them in a playlist.

Step 2:

Step 3:
Start dancing and forget to do your chores.

Recently, horizon made a post about the likely attempted rape at Bronycon. Everypony has been signal boosting this thing except for me. I needed time to think.

This is an actual nonconsentual alcohol reference from the show.

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So, i'm currently typing up a mini chapter that details what happened to Trixie from chapter 3 of 'The Witches of Everfree Manor', and it's basically a "Bad End" for the magician. I'm debating on whether or not I should even post it at all. It'll effectively be the only time I do this kind of thing, since it doesn't make me too comfortable, and I do genuinely like Trixie. For the most part, it's just me stepping out of my comfort zone so that I may grow as a writer, and, hopefully, become a

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