... and because I am a latecomer to the fandom, I have absolutely no idea how EQD works. I got an email saying they received my submission, so I'm assuming their acceptance/rejection message will come through the same medium, but I really have no idea. Does anybody have any experience with submitting content to EQD? If so, how long can I expect to wait to hear back from them?

Hey guys, guess what Rhealm finished for Rules of Hospitality.

I took a nap and woke up to emails asking me about commissions/requests.

Truth be told, I've only turned down one request for commissions based on the fact that I wasn't familiar enough with the crossover series to make a good story...and that is my goal overall, I want it to be of some sort of quality. White Day was a commission if you count requests.

So I've got to come up with some sort of a policy, I guess, starting to what I will and won't write.

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So, I think from now on I'm gonna start giving myself some concrete deadlines. Beginning with the most recent chapter of The Pros and Cons of Working Over Time (Wednesday, October 16th), I'm giving myself a 2 week deadline, so at least by every other Wednesday people can expect a new chapter from me. What I mean by this is not that I'm always going to post a chapter on those days specifically, I may end up posting a chapter or two within those 2 weeks, just that I'm setting up a rule that I

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When you come up with multiple scenarios for these genderbent mares and you just have to commit, lest you make a liar out of yourself!

Pseudo spin off to my previous story, A Stallion Among Mares, where in this universe, all of the mane six have been born as dudes instead of just Twilight.

(Try and humor me by guessing what the scenario for each of these duders are. )

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1. In order for your guess to be counted, you must post said guess here.

2. You only get four guesses. If none of them were correct, you are more than welcome to keep guessing, but I will no longer tell you if you are right or wrong.

3. If you have guessed correctly, you may no longer make guesses irregardless of how many tries you have left.

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The Follow-up story to Where Dragons Rule, Adventures in Eroquestria, is now up. I’m hoping the Sexy RPG story, which does its best to have a bit of an RPG feel for the readers, is fun enough for most of those that read.

Follow-up to Bezier's Blog

You've met Melody Song (me)...

Now here's her counterpart Symphony Chorus (plus her for comparison)

Toxin Pierce sighed heavily. “I don’t really get what’s up with Heroine...”

Buzzwings looked up at his older sister. “What about her?”

“It’s been at least a couple of days and her strength still doesn’t match her male counterpart. I mean, what is she so afraid of? A wooden sword? When is she gonna toughen up? We could actually use her sometime.”

“Use her?”

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I—The Inapplicability of Rules for Writers

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1. Never use a metaphor, simile or other figure of speech which you are used to seeing in print.
2. Never use a long word where a short one will do.
3. If it is possible to cut a word out, always cut it out.
4. Never use the passive where you can use the active.
5. Never use a foreign phrase, a scientific word or a jargon word if you can think of an everyday English equivalent.
6. Break any of these rules sooner than say anything barbarous.

Here we are guys, a new story to give you guys some content while I write the ending to Featherfall.

I will say that every chapter has some sexual content, the first one is the only one that does not have an actual sex scene, but all of the rest will. The story will update twice a week until it's full posted, and the chapters aren't the monster ones I write for Featherfall, so they're a little more consumable.

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Yes I'm open up to story Commissions. Why you might ask? Because I want to give back to my fans.

Rules for it are simple.

PM me your request.

It must be a One Shot.

Political Pieces are a no, no.

Keep at around teen.

Can't wait to see what I' asked.

Thank you all.

...Go up to the HarmonyCon booth in the vendor hall and tell them "Raccoon said she will be there" but don't tell them I told you to say this.

That is my request to you, my loyal fans.

PS: No, I couldn't afford to go to BronyCon, so I'm not there.

If I were to make a fic that was written entirely in anagrams, or even backwards, I wouldn’t be breaking any site rules, right?

..just one of many ways in which the RCL is like parsley.

RCL is celebrating its second anniversary and in honor of that they are bending the rules a bit: they are going to feature a second story from an author (something they never do). It goes without saying that this author will be, henceforth, famed in story and song, and a little bird tells me their face will be on a rebuilt Colossus of Rhodes.

Okay, here's where it gets complicated.

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Did you know that we only use 10% of our brains??? Imagine our potential abilities if we could use 100% of our brains!!!

Well, 100% brain activity is a seizure. Everyone would be incapacitated, but that's the price you pay for marvelous mental powers.

EDIT: (let's begin with random unimportant observations of MLP so I don't bore everyone!)

Why is Twilight Sparkle so good at magic? What makes her the best in her world?

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This has actually happened! More than once!
Me being asked for advice on writing. Who would've thought?

So a new chapter, and as of the moment of writing this: twenty one upvotes, three downvotes. It's better than when I got up this morning, but still, tut tut. Seven to one? Can’t have that. Gotta step up my game for the next chapter

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IN WHICH I PIMP MY OWN WORK
Have you read this yet? Please do. That folks haven't makes me feel like:

I apologize for linking the music of a known Scientologist, but he was really the best option. Anyway…

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Part one of what I consider a two-part chapter has been posted. This chapter is pretty laid back as we finally reach our destination of Roam and start to explore the peoples and the culture of the Roaman Empire. Stay tuned for more in the next couple of days.