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Oct
11th
2020

He a Snarky Boi · 3:48pm Oct 11th, 2020

“Hey Papa Pharynx! Why did the chicken cross the road?”

“Why?”

“To get to the idiot’s house. Knock knock.”

“Who’s there?”

“The chicken.”

“...” *Blinks* “Now listen up you motherf—”

Report MlpHero · 104 views · #Hero #Pharynx
Mar
15th
2021

Stupid · 6:55pm Mar 15th, 2021

“Pharynx, do you ever feel like an idiot whenever something stupid comes out of your mouth because you keep missing certain details?”

“Well, it sums up my brother perfectly to be honest. As well as literally everyone else I interact with on a daily basis. Pfft, idiots.”

“...I wonder why we’re friends then.”

Report BezierBallad · 115 views · #Bezier #Pharynx
Sep
23rd
2020

Blackmailed! (Pharynx Edition) · 2:10am Sep 23rd, 2020

*Smirks and walks up to Pharynx* “Oh Papa Pharynx~ look what I found~”

“Hm? Oh, what the?!”

“Heheh, so, how to tell Tempest about this?” *holds up Tempest body pillow* “Heh, you are one sad bug. Tempest flashing her marehood? Such imagery. I bet Tempest or maybe Venom would love to hear about this.”

“K-Kid, you better put that back...”

“Fine.” *breathes in* “HEY VE—”

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Report MlpHero · 115 views · #Hero #Pharynx
Aug
10th
2020

He Ran Away (Again) · 10:19pm Aug 10th, 2020

Pharynx growled, trekking through the woods. He was sent to find a certain nymph who’d snuck out of the hive. Again. “Hero! Come out! I don’t have time for this!”

Hero wasn’t too hard to find. He set up camp in the exact same spot everytime.

He eventually found said camp, where Hero was camping. He peeked into the tent, finding him sleeping (as usually) under the blankets. Completely under the blankets.

“Ugh... Hero.”

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Report MlpHero · 100 views · #Hero #Pharynx
Jul
15th
2020

Enough is enough. · 7:46pm Jul 15th, 2020

“So... what are you going to do?”

“I dunno, man... but I can’t stand seeing my best friend suffer like this. I mean, he’s been fired, homeless, his girlfriend’s also homeless, and now Starlight’s kicked him of the School of Friendship for a crime he didn’t commit...”

“I swear, I’m going to have a serious talk with Starlight about it.”

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Report BezierBallad · 197 views · #Bezier #Pharynx
Apr
24th
2021

Bezier... Again · 7:05pm Apr 24th, 2021

“Is that acrylic paint you’re using right now?”

“I was gonna use watercolor, but yeah, this is what I went with.”

“I’m honestly glad you didn’t choose watercolor. I mean, don’t get me wrong, it looks nice, but it can be harder to get a professional grasp on, especially when it comes to controlling the water itself, since it is incredibly runny and—”

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Report BezierBallad · 74 views · #Bezier #Pharynx
Mar
13th
2021

Us Time · 4:53pm Mar 13th, 2021

“Say, Pharynx. We haven’t spoken to the others in quite a while. You think we should finally go talk to them?”

“...” *giggling*

*snicker*

*insert both laughing here.*

Report BezierBallad · 93 views · #Bezier #Pharynx
Sep
30th
2020

He a Dark Comedy Boi · 12:35am Sep 30th, 2020

“Hey, Hero. Tell me a joke or something.”

“Sure. Do you wanna know my best friend’s last words?”

“What?”

“'Are you still holding the ladder?'.”

“W-What?! Dude, what kinda comedy is that?!”

“The type so dark, it picks cotton.”

0-0

Report MlpHero · 137 views · #Hero #Pharynx
Mar
26th
2021

Piper · 9:51pm Mar 26th, 2021

“Ugh! Stupid mice!” Pharynx groaned loudly, constantly swinging a broom at the many rodents that scurried around the throne room.

“Still haven’t caught them?”

“Not even a rat tail. I kept telling my brother not give Ocellus permission to complete that one project for ‘Professor Fluttershy’.”

“Well, I might have an idea.” Flutterwings took out a small recorder.

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Dec
20th
2020

Decision · 5:52pm Dec 20th, 2020

It was only a day before he would be released from the hospital; Pharynx obviously wasn’t too happy at the moment to even think about it.

Not in the slightest.

He kept his head buried in his pillow when he heard the door opening.

“Pharynx? It’s me, Bez... again.“ The changeling walked up to him. “...Pharynx?”

After a few moments, the male changeling turned to face her; he had obviously looked like he had been crying for a while... not that he still wasn’t crying now.

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Report BezierBallad · 101 views · #Pharynx #Bezier
Mar
12th
2021

“Friends Are like Trees...” · 3:43am Mar 12th, 2021

“They fall if you hit them with an axe.”

Oct
10th
2021

Legally Blind · 3:56am Oct 10th, 2021

*seductively takes off glasses* “Wow... “

.//////. “...what?”

“You're really blurry.”

Oct
16th
2021

Hey I made an animatic (?) · 11:09pm Oct 16th, 2021

It’s very short, but still-

Aug
27th
2021

(EqG) Transmuto Family Funniest Moments; Short 3: Epic Fail · 12:40am Aug 27th, 2021

Chrysalis was pacing in front of Pharynx, Thorax, and Ocellus, who were lined up in front of her.

"Okay you three, first we'll start with a basic flip-"

"We know how to do those, Chrysalis."

"This is a review, Pharynx. As I was saying, we'll start with a basic flip, then work our way up to the defense moves I taught you-"

"You know, you're really bad at this."

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Report Melody Song · 167 views · #EqG #Pharynx #Fail #Funny
Mar
15th
2021

1v1 · 12:12am Mar 15th, 2021

Apr
15th
2021

Worry · 11:12pm Apr 15th, 2021

“...Pharynx?”

Pharynx opened an eye, before sitting up in bed. “...What’s up, shrimpbug?”

Venom huffed quietly, ignoring the nickname. “I uh... heard what happened with you and that... guy uh... what’s his name?”

“What? My dad? Psh, come on Venom, that stuff was nothing. I’m over it.”

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May
30th
2021

Bonfire · 4:19pm May 30th, 2021

“Phaaaaryyynx!”

“Sheesh, calm down, Venom. What do you want?”

“You’re a meateater, right?”

“Uh... yes?”

“Good, then you could help us with the bonfire!”

“Bonfire?”

“Yeah, our cousin’s gonna be there!”

“You have a cousin?”

“Yeah, Kevin! You met him, right?”

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Aug
8th
2021

If I die then so be it! · 3:52am Aug 8th, 2021

Pharynx: *coughing violently*

Thorax: Please don’t die.

Pharynx: Don’t tell me what to do.

Aug
8th
2021

Short · 2:50am Aug 8th, 2021

“So, Ramirez, you haven’t met Pharynx yet?”

“Honestly, no, I haven’t.”

“Ramirez is your name, eh? Heh, Dad told me about you a few times. Though I honestly expected you to be… taller.” *he snickered.*

“…Seriously?” -.-‘

“You’re certainly one to talk, Pharynx, considering how you’re at least a foot shorter than your own younger brother.”

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Jun
18th
2021

More changelings as humans because…reasons · 12:09am Jun 18th, 2021

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