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Jul
23rd
2020

He Just Needs Advice · 12:31am Jul 23rd, 2020

"I just... I just don't know how to react to him without turning into that. He hates me for the one thing I can't control..."

"Don't worry about him. Oculus is just difficult like that. Besides, you're not alone. I have trouble controlling my, um.... eating habits."

"What do you mean?"

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Sep
21st
2021

This idea I had · 9:22pm September 21st

Oculus and Umbra watched with quizzical gazes as their lovers tackled each other around the aisle.

”What in the actual—“

”They’re fighting over last pair of Lululemons. Does Babochka want takeout while we wait? Umbra craves hibachi.”

”Ugh, you read my mind, babe.” Oculus grinned as he walked off with Umbra, a smile on his face.

”It’s mine!!”

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Jul
23rd
2020

Trapped · 6:51pm Jul 23rd, 2020

(Somewhere in the woods, Passion Fruit is bound tightly by chains...)

”Relax, you loud bastard...”

(Passion has found it difficult to escape. And as the mysterious unicorn pointed the gun to his head...)

“I should’ve killed you years ago...”

*snarling as his fangs start to appear* ”Argh... I should’ve torn you APART!!!

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Aug
8th
2020

Primary Colors · 10:43pm Aug 8th, 2020

”What I am trying to say is that you are creeping everyone out with your... Damien and Demitri.”

(Oculus gasps, but not the kind of surprised gasp. It sounds irritatingly smug...)

”Whaaat? I see no harm in my Damien and Demitri, mind you. They aren’t hurting anyone.”

”Except for you.”

“Your mental health is not good, Oculus.”

Shut... up.

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Jul
28th
2020

He Comes From The Shadows · 1:16am Jul 28th, 2020

(Passion Fruit came running hurriedly through the living room of his current living space, feeling bad for roughing up the area...)

”You cannot hide from the shadow, old friend...”

(Passion Fruit only hid behind the couch, but as at least three, dark, sharp blades were thrown into the floor next to him, he knew that his spot was no longer fit to hide...)

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Jul
24th
2020

Bound · 6:59pm Jul 24th, 2020

”So... you’re not going to hurt anyone, are you?”

”No. If I did, Passion Fruit would just get more emotional. Dear Luna, it’s like the guy has his period on.”

”So... you’re not hurting us because Passion might cry?”

”No, it’s because he might explode. On me, you, your friends, your boyfriend—”

”Okay, okay, I get it.”

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Jul
27th
2020

New Magic · 9:35pm Jul 27th, 2020

”Your hormones are terrible.”

(Starfruit turns on a big machine after hooking up a few more wires to Passion Fruit’s chest...)

”But after a while, you’ll be stronger... you won’t have to worry about emotional backlash, or get held back by the ones you care about... soon, you’ll be free to do whatever you want to, son...”

(Passion’s body twitches as the wires begin to spark...)

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Aug
2nd
2020

Side Effect · 3:20pm Aug 2nd, 2020

“...So if the bombs I throw are like blueberries, would I be called ‘Blueberry Bomb’ or...?”

”How about... ‘Captain Blue Balls’?”

”Passion, no...”

”Oooh, I like it!”

*face hoof* “Как мне позволить себе торчать вокруг этих идиотов?”

Aug
3rd
2020

Square One · 3:36pm Aug 3rd, 2020

"Sooo... you guyyyys?~ What went on the other night?"

"Shut up... I don't wanna talk about it..."

"Well, did anything out of the ordinary happen...?"

"I said I don't wanna talk about it."

"Oh... uh.."

(All three turn to look at the just arriving Umbra...)

"Heeeeey! Umbra the big player, huh?"

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Aug
12th
2020

Camping Trip 3 · 3:17am Aug 12th, 2020

”Passion. Passion Fruit, wait.”

“What? Oh yeah, you only want me when it’s not in front of everyone else, right?”

”That’s ridiculous. Look, it’s just...”

”It’s just what? You don’t think everyone likes the thought of us being together?”

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Sep
27th
2020

Nose Bleed 2 (Anthro) · 4:12pm Sep 27th, 2020

*Umbra, upon seeing the bloody streak under Bezier’s nostril, bursts out laughing*

“...What? Why’s it funny?”

“Ahahaha! Oh man, Bez, what have you seen?”

“What have I seen? What’s that supposed to—?” *Her eyes went wide.* “Oh...”

*Now some of the others were snickering.* “Don’t you even—”

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Aug
10th
2020

Cherry Bomb · 11:58pm Aug 10th, 2020

”Wait... she... she did what?!

”Pentagon, we know what she did, but... I’ve forgiven her.”

”No! Why the hell would you do that, I mean... I mean, she... she...”

”Pentagon...”

”Look, as much as I hate it, Ocellus has forgiven her or whatever, and she’s moving in.”

”I’ve... kind of forgiven her. Not a lot, but...”

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Aug
12th
2020

Camping Trip 5 · 5:05pm Aug 12th, 2020

”Alright, um... we might as well get moving on finding that spare tire so we can get back home.”

”Right. I’ll try to see if I can spot the nearest gas station...”

(Hikari takes off...)

”Well... anyone seen Oculus? We need to see if he’s feeling well enough to help.”

“Oculus insisted he was okay. Though none of us exactly believed him.”

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Aug
11th
2020

Camping Trip · 11:19pm Aug 11th, 2020

(The gang stand at the side of a large van, each looking equally as dumbfounded...)

“...So we’re stranded.”

”Gasp! You don’t say!

(Hikari rolls her eyes...)

”I don’t like your attitude right now, Pentagon.”

”Well, actually, I don’t like your face right now, Hikari.”

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Aug
8th
2020

Visage(s) · 2:35am Aug 8th, 2020

(The gang had been traveling down the same corridor, all ready to face the figure standing calmly at the end...)

”Oculus...”

”Why, hello there. Funny seeing you lot here.”

”Am I just seeing things? Or are there three of you...?”

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Aug
12th
2020

Camping Trip 4 · 2:47pm Aug 12th, 2020

(After the gang had settled down and set up camp near the van, Pentagon was sitting with Oculus in the back of the van...)

”...How’re you feeling?”

”I told you I was fine.”

”Yeah, you didn’t look fine when you were literally breaking your own antlers off.”

”...Whatever.”

(Oculus looks away...)

”Hey, hey, look at me...”

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Aug
12th
2020

Camping Trip 2 · 12:44am Aug 12th, 2020

“Ugh! I am going to die out here!”

”Just keep walking, you will be fine.”

“I’d be better if my boyfriend would carry me!”

(Umbra grunts...)

”Passion Fruit...”

”Oh, quit your griping. We’ll get there.”

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Nov
21st
2020

Twister II · 8:37pm Nov 21st, 2020

“So Passion and Umbra are playing Twister again?”

“Mhm. They’ve been playing it since they were kids.”

“Look how adorable they look.”

Bezier looked over to the pair; Passion and Umbra were both in twisted poses, but most noticeable thing about it was Passion’s large, plump butt right in Umbra’s face.

She snickered. “Enjoying the view, Umbra?”

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Dec
6th
2020

Lashing Out · 4:43pm Dec 6th, 2020

Passion and Umbra smiled as they watched their son comfort their daughter.

Bezier, however, had mixed emotions over the matter. “I... I don’t understand. Paul, I... you said you hated your sister...”

Paul looked over. “I ...it’s just common courtesy, alright?! I can’t hate her right now...she’s scared, and she doesn’t need me to add anymore bullshit to make the situation worse!”

“But... but...”

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