I wonder what would happen if Princess Cadence's pregnancy turned out to just be a really bad case of gas after eating brussel sprouts. I mean think about it, it could happen. What would happen if Danny DeVito got in on this show? I mean he's done it before. He was the Grundle King years ago. I think Danny would bring a lot to Friendship is Magic, I mean he could literally sit there and talk about how horny he is and be a unicorn with an amazingly long horn. He could laugh in that laugh

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I think my cat has a urinary tract infection. It's either that or his anal glands are acting up. Either way he's been very annoying for the past week. Following me around and meowing and wanting stuff. What for? Nothing. Oh he shows up and all but he doesn't do anything. Just wants me to do everything for him. I could tolerate it more if it weren't for the fact that I sat through the Zephyr Breeze and the pushovers episode. What a waste.

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Changelings. They can turn into all sorts of ponies. I often wonder though why it is we never see them transform into anything else. I mean I think it would be hilarious to see one look like the last box of cereal on the shelf and when some kid goes to grab it it transforms last second into Flim who then tips his hat and slowly walks away.

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Well, apparently Twilight Sparkle will be an aunt here fairly shortly. You know as one's extended family grows you kind of have to look back at your life and wonder about a few things. What sort of a relative will you be? Will the new niece or nephew have some of the interests that you had? While it's not as overt as those parental relations there are times when you can see traces of you in your extended family.

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I thought I had too many stories going at once. I was popping along doing seven stories. I'd hop between them making a little headway every day. Then I finally finished one. I came back to my story pit and found out that instead of six I now have eleven. How the heck did this happen? Are they breeding? Why are they doing this to me? Am I going to have to neuter them or something?

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Yesterday I saw someone get plowed into by a semi-truck. Now in this case I mean it was only a partial truck I'm not quite sure what the rest of it was. I'm going to say a vw bug. Anyway I think the guy's soul entered my body and I think he had jock itch and a penchant for curry.

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Is it just me or should they have not reformed Diamond Tiara? I know it's something that was done awhile ago but when you look at Cozy Glow it's really just Diamond Tiara who's playing a bit more of the long game. I think it would have worked out better.

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I know what you're thinking. Where the heck have you been? I mean this is the time for vacations and cutting loose! Well fear not my intrepid readers I've been quite busy. Living it up as it were and spending money as if it were a finely crafted box of Thunderbird. Until this week, I've been seeing doctors of one variety or another.

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Today I was at a thrift store. I'm not quite sure why I was there. It just seemed to be that I ended up there. Anyway, I was going through the pants looking for loose change when all of a sudden I saw a man. He was wearing a shirt that said Nantucket's Finest.

I asked him if he was the man from Nantucket. He told me he was. I asked him if what I'd heard about him was true. It was then he looked down sighed a little sadly and walked away.

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So Love Dependence Day is just around the corner. For those of you who have are in relationships enjoy it for what it's worth. Personally I think you should express such things more than one day a year but, what do I know. For those out there who aren't with someone don't worry about it. There's no reason to be jealous. Have fun with it. I know I will.

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You know Equestria must be one of the slimiest places to ever exist. Way too many of the residents there use their mouths to do things. Seriously, it's pretty gross when you think about it.

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I remember the first time I drank King Cobra malt liquor. I was somewhere off of fourteenth street when the idea of renting a movie or two and eating chili with some friends came to mind. These friends were the sort of friends who were into making their own wall paper out of the pictures in such classic periodicals as Juggs and Hustler. There was a naked dude there too to which I asked why there was a naked dude there and the short one with the star tattoo on his elbow immediately screamed,

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So, I was staring out into the void of space recently and a few things occurred to me. What? The void is lovely this time of year. Though if you really want to see it in all it's splendor you have to check it out during that period between Iceland's Whit Sunday and Monday. Obviously it doesn't last very long but you do come away with some insights none-the-less.

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Today I had a rather odd moment. I received a text from a political group that informed me that I was a black woman and that my vote counted now more than ever. I was shocked. I didn't know I was a black woman. All these years wandering this planet of ours and I wasn't informed of this. There was only one recourse ... run home strip down and check.

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So, it's been a few months since I've posted or really said anything here. How's it going? Hopefully you're doing well and life hasn't been too much of a booger. If it has, well, in the most general of ways I hope that you are able to see your way through whatever it is.

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Well, it's October. That means it's the "official" time for the horror stuff to come out. Frankly, I think anytime of the year is a good time to watch a horror movie or at least a thriller. I mean, July is just as good of a time to walk around town in a clown outfit as any other time. Heck, I guarantee more folks will be interested in your costume in April than in October. That's a fact.

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So, I went to a wedding recently. It's the one time I can show up at a party and not feel obligated to apologize for the choices I make in drink preferences. Steel Reserve you say? Well if it's got reserve in it, it has to be good. Lord knows I needed it to get through this thing.

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Tis the season for all sorts of stuff. Whether it's shopping, shipping or heading to church there's something that you're going to be doing. I can't offer much in the way of advice as to what to do at church though if I followed the rules set forth for me it was, "Sing when they sing, don't talk or fidget and drink what they give you."

"But dad," I'd say, "It's blood!"

"You're a vampire now son! Drink up!'

"And the cracker?"

"That's his flesh."

"How BIG was this guy?"

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When I look back on my life there are a few things I regret. There are certain girls I've dated that I wish I hadn't, things I've said that I'd prefer that I hadn't said and certain movies I've seen that I can't watch again due to certain things that happened while they were playing (including the fact that they sucked).

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Well, Party Fouls has been out for a couple of weeks and has chugged along at the pace I'd expected. It's a lengthy extension of a much shorter story I'd written for a competition. So, if you're interested a link to it is in that first sentence there. There will be other stories popping up here as I try to clear out my cache of stuff that needs finishing so, keep an eye out for those as well. Speaking of finishing apparently

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