After intensive legal processing last week, Hasbro Inc. announced it was making a theatrical adaptation of the FIMFiction story SPECTRUM for release in 202X. Here is what viewers can expect in the Hasbro-produced adaptation:

• A score and soundtrack composed by Daniel Ingram
• Blood, violence and gore to be cut down significantly.
• A very condensed storyline that leaves out most of the extended cast.
• Music numbers that can be hit or miss.

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I apologize for any concerns you may have or troubling thoughts this may bring up, but I shall no longer be writing on Fimfiction. Why? Well, I've lost inspiration entirely and have taken up the brilliant hobby of making lasagna.

Yes, lasagna. I learned how to make it and it's SO GOOOOOOOOOOD. Instead of writing, I've been baking and now my thoughts are all lasagna related. Lasagna. Lasagna. Freakin' Lasagna.

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The day everyone manages to piss me off so easily with their oh so fucking clever joke threads or fucking joke chapters.

Oh shit, I didn't see that coming.

And the shit smeared monogoloids irl that think their fucking cute with their excuses to say April fools when I fucking take them seriously for a second.

#triggered
#imstayinginbed
#fuku

I've been crying for about five minutes over a feelsy comic involving Smarty Pants and growing up...

Still haven't stopped crying...

Must be something pretty broken in me if a comic can do this...

http://www.equestriadaily.com/2016/06/comic-growing-pains.html

Tires make amazing donuts. Try one next time with a swig of bleach!

If you chant the Derp Song around a flaming pentagram surrounding a Derpy plushie, then you will summon Derpy.

Ketchup runs in our veins.

It's actually March 32. It's just that no one wants to acknowledge it.

Discord makes Nokia phones.

Obviously, this is my April Fool's joke.

It's the dreaded day

And by that, I mean that this time, I'm writing a --redacted--.

"Shiiiii-nyyyyyy," Cadance's voice drifted through the air as she searched the apartment that served as her summer home away from the Crystal Empire. "I got some new furniture and clothing that fits your current predicamentttttt!"

"Mmfph!"

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I've been lying this whole time. My name isn't Robert nor am I human. I am Laiflorpo, eater of worlds. I was supposed to eat Earth a long time ago and almost did, until... I discovered this fandom.

Friendship truly is magic.

When eldritch horrors are concerned, I am a cosmic failure. I couldn't even consume my first planet. I'M A FAILURE!!!

I don't deserve you love, praise or adoration.

I hope you all have a good day.

For some reason, when you tell Princess Celestia they named a superheavy mech after her, she gets really mad about it.

(Actually now I kind of want to write a pony mecha story now. Shoot).

Hey folks! MagicalPony2099 here!

Well... sorry about doing this blog late at night less than 30 minutes until April 2nd. Happy April Fools Day!

I hope everyone enjoy this years April Fools.

Now on some news I got.

On the 3rd of this month, I'm getting Game Pass Ultimate for my Xbox account for my Xbox One. I'll be livestreaming on Twitch for GTA Online and Roblox on my Xbox One. So don't forget to follow me on twitch. twitch.tv/willight_robinbine.

Or whatever you want to call this holiday combination.

Watched yesterday's episode. A nice combination of chuckles and cringe. And, entertaining as always, shipping torpedoes.

Today is quite a fun day to be on the Internet if you keep your wits about you. More than a handful of my subscribed subreddits have pulled out their own shenanigans.

Nothing from me, I have work in a half hour.

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Today is the BEST DAY OF THE YEAR.

And what way could there possibly be to celebrate this magnificent day than a blog post.

I bring you...

"What could this be?"

I hear you say. Well, let me explain to you what Fimfiction 2.0 entails. Imagine, if you will, the perfect fanfiction website. Clean, elegant, fast, with all the features you could possibly want as an endearing fan of the My Little Pony franchise.

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Comedy Gold here!

I regret to inform you that Sketcha-Holic has succumbed to a case of Explosive Blood Disease. It all happened so suddenly in the past fifteen minutes, and all of her OCs are in shock of this tragic event. It took us a bit to realize that she caught this disease by way of not studying for her blood test. You know what happens when we don't study.

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Asi es, mis amigos y amigas. Porque es el primero the April, voy a solamente a ablar en puro Español. Para los que no sabian que yo soy un hablador nativo de Español, ahora es claro. Porsupuesto, an sido various años desde que yo he tubido qe escribir tanto en my lenguage nativo.

Y ahora, disfruten su primero the April. Yo voy a disfrutar my tiempo. Ja, ja, ja, ja!

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Its the one day In a year that Its okay to lie, no It's not, lying Is bad even If used as a joke It still bad, I wish April Fools was never made to be completely honest, Its the day people just make complete fools of themselves. Sorry had to say It, I just dislike April, Its annoying having people lie to you in a joking matter.

Sorry for like no story updates, I've just been busy lately,

I wrote a story today. It is short. I hope it is approved by the end of the day, as I was hoping to get it released quickly.

Yeah, I posted a thing, and it's important enough to drop both here and, since I can count you guys on my fingers and have a thumb left over, other places too.