Living: Most likely, unless you believe ghosts can press keys.
Chance of writing: High! For the most part.
Chance of publishing something readable by the end of the month: Slim. But plausible.
Chance of writing that Halloween fic? ... Oops. A bit late, aren't I? Well. Anything's possible!
Word count of The Mare Who Went Into the Cold reboot: 1405, ignoring previous chapters and separate chapter for outline. Will be writing more.

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I made it myself using a stock Rainbow Dash cutie mark from a quick web search, combined with a crapton of filters in PaintDotNet.

There aren't any crazy gradients, ribbons, or semi-3d things in it this time though. Just clouds.

◼◼◼◼◼◼◼◼◼◼◼◼Derp◼◼◼◼◼◼◼◼◼◼◼◼◼—▢⨉
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It's no secret that Twitter is a horrible platform that just keeps getting worse, so how about a social network for bronies specifically? Sounds good to me! If you wanna see what I'm up to, check me out! It's a great platform in general from what I've experienced so far so ya'll should give it a go and follow me because I post cute shit.

See you there!

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Thanks for breaking all my title card links, FimFiction.

To head off any possible confusion, I've added a clarification to TEEE's story page and a note at the top of the chapter explaining that TEEE was not written using LLM generative AI (the story actually predates this technology by several years).

[Adult story embed hidden]

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If you'd like to know why, and you're not a Patreon, check the front page.

If you are a Patreon of Fimfiction, I am sorry. You cannot see all the funny ads that have been parodying one another on the front page, because Fimfiction chooses to punish you for supporting them. That is just the way it is.

But this is what you are missing.

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Oof, ouch, a failed reboot.

EI Think I Summoned a Ponk: The Arrival of Derp

• MLP: FiM
• Comedy
• Random

Quite self explanatory.

• Pinkie
• Derpy
• Anon

TheMajorTechie · 2.9k words  ·  9  3 · 476 views

Not much else to say, let's get started. I wanna spotlight some OCs and get back to writing horsewords.

“Go back to sleep, Pinkie.” I groaned. It was a Saturday, and on days like these, sleep was golden.

I stand by this as fact.

I cracked an eye ope--

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I accidentally logged on two days ago (laptop cookies), but it's probably good I did. I appreciate the support.

I'm on my tenth family of depression medications now (Prozac, ironically), not counting the off-brand uses of various other drug classes. If I'm extremely lucky, I might start to feel better in a month.

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I may have just done this:

No, it was exactly this.

My keyboard is a Das Keyboard with blank layout so I can type in Dvorak easily. Back when I purchased it (twelve years ago), it was somewhere around $1000.

Today, the fancy new model costs $166.

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Who knew a heartwarming comedy about cuckoldry wouldn't be popular?

Me neither.

Let's see how long I leave it up. Place your bets.

So, there happened a little derp in my list with my upcoming stories.

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So here's something.

I'll tackle shading later.

Stay hydrated.
-Fuzz

Alright, so far I have my main OC fleshed out fairly decently I think. I had posted a background of him some time ago on a thread, explaining his main attributes. But I thought I'd put a little more, since I found my little black notebook with most of his original information intact.

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So... I haven't been to bed in roughly... what, thirty hours? I get weird when I'm tired. I start slurring my words, I will trip over every goddamned thing between here and the bathroom, including invisible turtles... and I forget important information.

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I didn't think through the "lots of bad stories have OP OC characters compared to Twilight" angle of Irreversible, probably because I neither read nor write stories of that sort. This was an unfortunate oversight, especially since Eclipse's powers aren't super-relevant to the story.

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IN WHICH THINGS TURN WEIRD
This is the third in a six-part series. Here's Part 1, wherein may be found links to all other parts because I'm way too lazy to cross-link everything right now.

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I ain't gonna say that Wanderer D put me up to this. Except maybe he did.

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I accidentally hit "publish" too quickly (an hour or two ago), but Broken Symmetry is now actually updated with a new chapter.

"Best Friends"

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I'm working on a number of projects, but everything is slowed down at the moment.

This was in an episode.

I'm not sure what the deal is. I think my headspace is bad for writing because of some of the medication I've been taking, so presumably this will be a temporary hiccup.

My current front burner:

Update TSJ (finally)

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