Oh hey you, nice to see you came off break again. I was wondering why my newer stories were missing that one down vote. That single anonymous negative vote that shows up on everything I write. At the exact same time, every other day, within seconds of each other. You know I was worried about you, when you didn't show.... I thought you'd forgotten about whatever reason you decided to do this to all of my stories. Glad to know you are alright, and remember me, and all the others not on your

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My favorite chicken coup has been cookin' up something spicy!

[Unpublished stories cannot be embedded]

Go check it out! Yours Truly was an editor, and lemme tell you, this is a good one.

Due to some bad luck on timing (and some eligibility goofs on our end), this week we're still waiting for all of our pending featured authors to complete their interviews.  But don't worry — we've got you covered!  We keep track of stories which have passed through our approval process, but whose authors were uncontactable despite repeated effort.  We'd like to see these great stories get their time in the spotlight too, so we're presenting a pair of RCL-approved tales for your reading

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Happy friday the 13th

To the surprise of all, the doors of the Badfic Slaughterhouse have opened once again. Five stories await judgment. Which ones are worth reading, and which ones will be thrown into a grinder for your twisted amusement? Click the button below to find out.

In this edition:
—Rarity subverts expectations by not subverting expectations.
—Twilight adopts Sweetie Belle.
—A pegasus bursts into flames.
—A rabbit just bursts.
—I make up a new question for Cards Against Humanity.

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First thing's first: No Heroes: Beyond the Everfree releases today! I am very aware that this story is not going to make a splash, as the only people who will be seriously interested in it are those fans of the No Heroes series. And y'know what? I couldn't care less. I'm just excited to finally see a sequel – not a prequel, not a side story – finally come to light, and it's a sequel I've wanted to do ever since I finished Book IV almost exactly two years ago. This may be the

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Original Trollfic: Aplejek Getz Stuk In A Barel

One day Aplejek, one of teh most famus dirt ponies in all of teh wurld, wuz workin on teh farm becuz despite savin teh wurld 20 millonz of timz she was still a poor aple pesent wit no moniez. It wuz okay tho as farm pony wuz too stupid to relize she never got paid for saving teh world like teh other ponies did.

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*void screams back*

violent sobbing

Still not sure how I feel about Thanksgiving. On the one hand, we've got a nightmare for anyone working retail (my heart goes out to you, and just know I'm staying home tomorrow and friday so there's one less customer to worry about), and on the other hand, we've got an expectation to go back to family whose opinions are radically different from my own to celebrate a romanticized story of a pretty damn violent colonization. So, capitalism, racism... yeah, still deciding how I feel about the

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Reviews, reviews, who’s got the reviews?

TD, apparently.

In an attempt to simultaneously get something done, clear out the Royal Guard queue a bit, and to procrastinate, I’ve got five more stories read and reviewed for you folks.

Today’s stories:

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As much as I wanted to keep my blog posts at 69, I felt the need to say this. I'm volunteering as a counselor at a Jesus camp even though I'm a dyke who's never held a Bible in her life. Hopefully , there won't be too much drama since this crazy bitch is coming after she learned that I applied. I really hope that this camp kills my sex drive. Lately, I've been too horny for my own good.