First off, looks like INEVITABILITY made it to the featured box. Woo! (It's still there if you turn on your Mature filter, even. Guess people like butts more than they do weird metatext crossover fiction). Go figure.

And also, as a bit of a surprise, NEW PONE. That I only found out about 'cause PresentPerfect blogged about it. Blame him.

SPOILERS FOLLOW, if you are worried about such things.

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I should not have to refer to myself officially as "an oldster," but considering the average age of the fandom I suppose I qualify.

So, before some of you out there were born, there was another well-written, well-animated cartoon out there... though far less pastel-equine oriented.

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And now for something completely different

Taken from a comic drawn by Pencils

On popular cartoons in one sentence.

Paw Patrol: Neutered puppies would be very obedient and can even speak.

SpongeBob SquarePants: What radioactive pollution can do with underwater dwellers.

The Powerpuff Girls: Some chemicals can induce macrocephaly.

Attack on Titan: Utility knifes can help school children to scare exhibitionists away.

Charlie the Unicorn and Llamas with Hats: My Little Ponies for people on psychedelic drugs.

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Did I just seriously look up The Rugrats Movie because I was bored and wanted to revisit some nostalgia?

Yeah, I guess I did.

I'm still here, but still not hopeful.
https://moderndaydarkage.com/ This still keeps my heart from plummeting every other day.
Happy 30th Birthday & Anniversary Cartoon Network, if anything happens at all(keep an eye out for the comic con). I'll still be treating every last blog and comment as my last for the next 53 days. But even after that...I still think this will haunt me for another 2 years. Stay Stong My Fellow Americans.

I mean, the last time we had NEW PONY was back in October, between the movie and the season finale and all.

BUT. I guess with Hasbro Toyfair and/or PresentPerfect's enthusiastic endorsement, I've been watching more of this silly little pony show lately. Catching up on old eps I missed the first time around, for one.

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https://www.fanfiction.net/r/12478507/

Wow! This guy really has a problem with me (And if you can actually read all his posts... he's way worse than anything I am. At least I take my rage out on cartoons.)

Keeps thinking that Bullying cartoon characters is the exact same thing like being a real bully. (It's not)

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Greetings Denizens of the Interwebs! Big news!

So almost a year ago I got involved in a project led by a good friend of mine, and I became lead writer for a cartoon show named "Gamma Girl and Friends!" It's a teen-superhero story set in an arctic world where the main characters are anthro penguins and other arctic themed animals. We're a small team that has been working hard, and the heart and soul going into this show is amazing (Not to mention the art is incredible! just look at this!)

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I'm so happy with the reboot of Danger Mouse. Almost everything works, they've managed to update it technically without losing the charm of the original, the voices are right -- and it couldn't possibly be American. Not that I have anything against cartoons from the western side of the Atlantic, obviously, but DM should not be one of them. I blogged a little while back about how I wished there were blind reactions to European cartoons. Well, if anyone's looking for one to do,

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Saturday night, and I'm talking about pony show.

For the record, I could (and perhaps should?) be out and about being social, but I've got to wake up early for holiday bidness tomorrow, so ... here we are.

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Now, there's a spirited debate to be had over whether The Last Crusade is better than Raiders of the Lost Ark. I think a lot of it boils down to Sean Connery-- although now that I think about it, the tank chase is probably the best action sequence of the trilogy. (We do not talk about that Crystal Skull flick).

Er, wait. Ponies.

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Comedy/Family Films

Feb. 4th—Ted (2012)

Feb. 11–Ted 2 (2015)

Feb. 18th—Daddy’s Home (2015)

Feb. 25th—Daddy’s Home 2 (2017)

Feb. 3rd—MLP: FIM season 7 episode 1 “Celestial Advice”

Feb. 10th—MLP: FIM season 7 episode 2 “All Bottled Up”

Feb. 17th—MLP: FIM season 7 episode 3 “A Flurry of Emotions”

Feb. 24th—Scene Analysis #20: Apelinq vs Scourge “Transformers: Rise of the Beasts”

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Or how about some more 80s nostalgia.

Come watch.

I don't think I've laughed...or cried...as much as I have during a My Little Pony episode as I did with this one. My God, it was the perfect balance of hilariousness and seriousness. This could have been a disaster of an episode, but holy fuck it was the exact opposite. It was AMAZING.

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Okay, I want to do a review of this game... but I can't exactly do that since I haven't played the entire game, so I can't really do that.

But I do want to give you my thoughts on what I have played so far because, well... I want to.

So here's a quickie review of Cuphead!

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Gonna tell you right off the bat, I loved this one. Then again, it's pretty hard to go wrong when Patton Oswalt is guest-starring. Plus, the whole background with Oswalt's daughter playing Windy Sprint and all is super sweet. And again, we have an ep that you could easily slot into an earlier season (well, as long as that season was later than the obvious continuity nods, of course).

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