With Restore the Queen nearing a conclusion I am trying to plan somewhat for the future. Given my inability to keep any idea simple and short, I've been agonizing over which project I want to try next. So I will ask you all, my kind and compassionate readers.

Which story should be written next?
A: Story about anon and derpy on their own (prequel)
B: Story about human immigration to equestria (somewhat sexual)
C: yandere Luna × anonymous (in need of much more plotting.)

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So just thought about making a blog post, because why not, and I didn't make one yet. There won't be anything overly interesting here, it's actually just a test how many would read a random-ass blog post of a random-ass user.

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Hello all! Just wanted to let you all know that the second chapter of 'Doggy Style' is finished!

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Hey everyone,

Prismatic is complete with its second and final chapter, one year after I published the first.

This was not an easy chapter to write, nor the one I originally envisioned in 2017. There's a lot to be said for good intentions.

For now, I am glad to have completed Prismatic. I am proud of how the chapter (and ending) turned out, even though it doesn't line up with what I had initially planned for this story.

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Thanks man, it was about time my reign of terror came to an end.

-Fuzz

PS: In writing related news, once Inktober is done digesting me and shits me back out into the real world, I plan to go for a NaNoWriMo high score. A goodly portion of which should end up here.

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I just watched a couple episodes of Bordertown tonight.

Kill me. F**king kill me, somebody. And then someone kill Seth McFarlene before he poisons television with another abysmal pile of lazy racist garbage.

Seth, you're a twat. Once upon a time, you were a funny person. But now? Now I see only a man who I could honestly well and truly strangle and have no shame and regret for.

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This post is really only relevant to the linked story I just published, so spoilers ahead. Kind of. I'd still suggest reading the story first.

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Here's a link to the basic premise

I have 17 incomplete stories in my portfolio. That's not counting the few that I gave up and marked as "on hiatus".

I can't promise I'll get better or faster at writing new stories, but, here is what I will promise.

I will update all 17 incomplete stories before 2016.

For a good number, that means actually finishing the stories and gaining closure. For others, it just means they continue to march on.

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Welp, that big cloppy romance I've been working on is finally done, and I know some of you have been curious as to who it was about. I can now announce that the story features:

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So I'm sitting here on election night with this now nearly depleted bottle of Jack Daniels, wondering what the fuck is wrong with my country (yeah, not hard to guess my political persuasion). Just thought I'd mention that I'll do my best not to put a fucking bullet through my head, if for no other reason than that I'd like to actually finish Heart of Loyalty one day, and I consider it quite rude when authors up and die in the middle of incomplete projects. Still, fuck you America. Just...fuck

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Hey, guys!

So after a bit of dithering and planning and organizing and more dithering, I've finally got a gofundme set up for the hard copy of Reading Rainbow's One Full Day poem within the story. Details and donations go here. I'll make sure to pm those of you that expressed interest in the previous blog(s).

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Time: 0001
Date: 11/23/16

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It's true.

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5829008/1/Imperfect-Metamorphosis

New chapter is up, and perhaps it's time to check in on the aristocracy! Surely the nobility will have reasonable suggestions on how to deal with the ever-growing Shiner threat... right?

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So the amazing Scarlett Blade has done a dramatic reading of Luna's Guide that you can find below.

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My life Fucking sucks and I hate everything.
I like doing nothing and every day I go through the motions of
what I can only assume is life and fake my emotions as if I was an actor in my own
sick and sad movie

This is some next level fanfic:

(Mayfair. The Newspaper-Boy holds a copy of the late edition, ink smudging onto his fingertips. Passers-by slow as they read the splashed headline.)

THE NEWSPAPER-BOY: Extra! Extra! The hairy-handed gent who ran amuck in Kent has lately been overheard in Mayfair! Extra Extra!

A PASSERBY: (admonishingly) Yeh bett’r stay away fr’m h’m. He’ll rip yer lungs out.

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