April 6th—The Iron Giant (1999)

April 13th—Balto (1995)

April 20th—Quest for Camelot (1998)

April 27th—Cats Don’t Dance (1997)

April 7th—MLP: FIM season 7 episode 9 “Honest Apple”

April 14th—MLP: FIM season 7 episode 10 “A Royal Problem”

April 21st—MLP: FIM season 7 episode 11 “Not Asking for Trouble”

April 28th—MLP: FIM season 7 episode 12 “Discordant Harmony”

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Well, April Fools came and went, and I almost put up a corresponding chapter for "Nightfall" that had Silverspeak fighting Hitler and his army of Space-Nazis when they invade Canterlot to kidnap the Royal Sisters, but I was unsure about posting it due to the backlash I got for "The Magic of the Rainbow." As a reader, I love it when authors get to cut lose and go bonkers, and as a writer I adore getting the chance to do so, but I ultimately decided not to post the chapter.

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Hope you're paying attention to the date.

Today is April Fool's Day so Happy April Fool's Day everypony!

1. I am going to take a break from this website until May!
2. I don't love my boyfriend anymore!

Haha!!

APRIL FOOLS!!!

Please do NOT take those two statements seriously because it's April Fool's Day, the two statements are NOT true at all, and I had to think of something to say!

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Don't trust anything today. Not even me.

....and she killed me...

April Fools! I'm not dead, but this won't be the last you see of Dark Lily.

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Today is a day! A most precious day! In honor of this most prestigious day, I made soup! It's a very special soup! Look at that decadent broth, those moist meaty chunks! It's soup! It's a kings soup! Soup of kings! I want to share with the world, so they too know SOUP! THIS IS WHAT DREAMS ARE MADE OF! MADE OF SOUP! SOOOOUUUP!!!

Have a good 1st soup everyone! :D

I've been on this site for awhile now, so I've decided to reveal who I truly am.

It may come as a bit of a shock, so if you are of a nervous disposition I'd suggest that you turn away now.

No? Really? Your choice.

Well, here goes.

In reality, I am...

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I apologize for any concerns you may have or troubling thoughts this may bring up, but I shall no longer be writing on Fimfiction. Why? Well, I've lost inspiration entirely and have taken up the brilliant hobby of making lasagna.

Yes, lasagna. I learned how to make it and it's SO GOOOOOOOOOOD. Instead of writing, I've been baking and now my thoughts are all lasagna related. Lasagna. Lasagna. Freakin' Lasagna.

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The day everyone manages to piss me off so easily with their oh so fucking clever joke threads or fucking joke chapters.

Oh shit, I didn't see that coming.

And the shit smeared monogoloids irl that think their fucking cute with their excuses to say April fools when I fucking take them seriously for a second.

#triggered
#imstayinginbed
#fuku

Alright, usually on the first of the month (or sometime around there, whatever) I post an Ask Me Anything blog, where you guys can ask me anything you so desire. This is one of those blogs. However, I've also decided to expand these blogs into a general updates blog as well since I've been posting less and less in terms of blogs as time has gone on, and having a once a month blog just dedicated to AMAs and begging for money on patreon is a bit

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Tires make amazing donuts. Try one next time with a swig of bleach!

If you chant the Derp Song around a flaming pentagram surrounding a Derpy plushie, then you will summon Derpy.

Ketchup runs in our veins.

It's actually March 32. It's just that no one wants to acknowledge it.

Discord makes Nokia phones.

Obviously, this is my April Fool's joke.

I doubt that ti will say much to many of you, but today is a pretty important anniversary.

On the 25th of April 1945, with the allies pressing on the southern border of the Repubblica Sociale Italiana (the Salò Republic), from a recently liberated Milan, the National Liberation Committee called for the general insurrection of the partisan forces in all of northern Italy. On the 1st May, six days later, all of Italy had been freed after two decades of fascist dictatorship.

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It's the dreaded day

Nu... no spoilers.

And by that, I mean that this time, I'm writing a --redacted--.

"Shiiiii-nyyyyyy," Cadance's voice drifted through the air as she searched the apartment that served as her summer home away from the Crystal Empire. "I got some new furniture and clothing that fits your current predicamentttttt!"

"Mmfph!"

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Watch it... watch it immediately!

I just finished watching it today, and I fucking cried!

Hello, all!

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