I asked an AI to generate a criticism of raisins in the style of the King James Bible. · 5:52pm January 23rd
Thus saith the Lord: Wo unto those who delight in the eating of raisins, for they are an abomination before me, and a stumbling block to the souls of men.
Verily, I say unto you, the raisin is a fruit that hath been corrupted by the hand of man. It is not as I have created it, but rather, it is a perversion of the natural order, a fruit that hath been wrinkled and dried and made unclean.