Quarter through next chapter of Project Sparkle.
Going through an update of Blink with a reformatting, it's been sorely needed.
Welcome To The 'Verse is probably about halfway through its next chapter.
A few other concepts are being toyed with as my brain pukes them up. Sci-fi space-y type things.
In other news, apparently you can change your username? News to me, never knew that was a function.
Y'all better watch out. I have a new story coming on a pretty rad day. The image below is the only hint you all shall have about my lastest word crimes. The tagged story will also be relevant, though not exactly for sequel-prequel-continuity purposes.
Better start getting hype now.
So I'm watching Lavalantula on Syfy and during the ad break...this.
Really? Really?
Did advertisers learn NOTHING from the banned Quiznos ad? 
I woke up at 7:45 
(raritydespair should be called :despairity:). At this time of year, that is what we call ass o'clock. I had to take the car to the mechanic since I'm the only other person left in the house with their license. I listened to the R&B channel on the way there and it was pretty good. When I got home, I ate leftovers. They were so good! It was fish, almonds, and olives. I found this shit.
Just a short questionnaire.
How do you lot feel about vampire stories on fimfiction?
I have had Pinkie Pie's Smile Song stuck in my head all day, and the worst part was that I couldn't sing along because I was at work, where there are other people...
I hope you all choke on it. 
~Crystalline Electrostatic~
23:55_8/10/2015
Originally, the first three chapters were meant to by one. However, I was so naive and eager, that I didn't realize how lackluster they were divided. Some have said that there just wasn't enough substance to really hook them. So, I did what I wanted to do from the start. Chapters 1-3 are now a good 9k chapter. I think this might help hook some new readers, but I don't know yet. Let me know what you think if you have an opinion of the matter.
Okay, so let's just get into it
I broke my computer, so the new chapter is going to be delayed for a while
Can't say until when just yet because I don't have money...
BUT
Get hype for when I can start posting again
Because Chapter 2 of Pull Me Closer is coming with an awesome sex scene
And that isn't even all that's coming soon
I'm participating in the Incest Is Wincest siblings contest this month
So I'll hopefully be posting that soon
Wish I was kidding, but I'm not sure.
I'm not gonna sugarcoat it, folks. My town got hit by this COVID 19 pretty bad, and frankly, it was only a matter of time before I got fucked by it.
With two jobs, bartending and working part-time at a gas station, I deal with too many fucking people a day. Too much to the point where, well, I caught the stupid thing. Now look at me; wheezing my lungs out, nose is running the fucking mile. I'm fucking disgusting; a godamn mess lol.
I never want to interact with a harsh, arrogant, hostile, impatient, and unforgiving individual ever again. I don't care if they make great NSFW fan art. All I did was sympathize with their situation, apologize, and be polite, but they reacted unpleasantly, turning the conversation into a nightmare which severely affected my mental health. In retaliation for kicking me out of their server, I blocked them on Discord, Twitter, and Tumblr. I feel like I want to quit Discord for the 2nd time. Or at
I mean, I'm generally working on a completely different story, but I'm kinda struggling with it (especially since it's easier for me to write bloody murder than a sex scene as of late, though my next main project has both), so I instead finished a different thing which was sitting on my hard drive for a while. It was a bit difficult to write because it's partially an awful story, partially a way to cope with trauma (if you think I wrote this instead of therapy, don't worry, I do both therapy
Does this mean I am not bad at romance anymore?
Hahahah.
God no.
One day I'll probably write an actual, straightforward romance. Today, sadly, was not that day. But maybe at some point, perhaps? I've read enough shitty fics to at least know what not to do.
On that note, sorry for the lack of updates on the "How Not To Write Romance" series. New one coming soon.
Soon.
Something that might surprise most of you is that, when I try to humblebrag, I barely talk about the obscene size of my penis. There is nothing humble about it. It’s just generally a great thing.
No, what I always talk about is the fact that—and this is true, fucking warped as it sounds—even though I am the dumbest motherfucker on this website? I sometimes need to put, like, real effort into convincing my readers that my prose is shit.
This
one's
for you
peaches
Attack on Titan—Shingeki no Kyojin if we’re being Like That, and we’re not—is a manga written and illustrated by Hajime Isayama, which ran from September 2009 to April 2021, and it’s bad. It’s so fucking bad.
And it's fascinating.
I sincerely wish you all a happy and Holy Christmas, and I hope you and yours are all doing well with many happy returns for the new year and beyond.
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