So it’s pass the date that I said I would have the next chapters out and... nothing. Why? A simple reason. My computer malfunctioned and thus is gone; meaning all my work is lost and I’m on the bench until I somehow get enough money to get a new computer to start over. I’m also looking into just posting off my phone (like I am now), but that requires time (which is mostly into getting food and learning) and a wifi that doesn’t flicker on and off so I’m using up my data (fixed that today with a

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Zecora's Student

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i got another one-shot all lined up and ready to go. this one's a comedy, here's the long description.

"Luna has been the keeper of dreams well before her banishment, and after a thousand years of absence and unchecked nightmares, she makes a vow to herself to continue helping ponies to the best of her abilities.

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As I'm sure some of you you have noticed or heard from me through Discord, I'm taking a brief break from WYN (because that story makes me want to bash my head into a brick wall). In the meantime, I'm writing several dozen short stories to relax (Not only because I enjoy the format more but also because it fits my work schedule better). I don't plan to "quit WYN" but it will be on a brief

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One of my worst fears came true.

As of this minute, I have no money. At all. I literally checked on my bank statement right now after my debit card got declined while shopping, because I had nothing to live on. As a result, I have next to nothing. Just...shitty!

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So, y'know how I've got that upcoming story that I keep teasing, right?

So I've already started work on a prequel that'll dive deeper into the lore of the story universe it takes place in, and I've already got concepts for not one, but two sequels to that prequel that would take place roughly around the same time as sidestories to one another.

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Sometimes a step backwards works.

Or is it sideways.

Diagonally?

Whichever way, the result is awesome

Slippin' back into some good ol' insanity now, are we?

ELuna Needs Moneyz for dem Vidya Gaems!

• MLP: FiM
• Comedy
• Random

...And what better way to raise money, than to monetize dreams???

• Luna
• Other

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"But why?" Celestia had asked, "Why dost thou hearken to the days of depravity?"

And with that, Luna had returned, "Because I'm fed up with that fake accent of yours, sister. STOP MAKING FUN OF MY SPEECH IMPEDIMENTS!"

To be fair, however, she did fumble with the pronunciation of "impediment".

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Where did all the boy bands go?
Where are my, handsome lads?
Could they not keep up, with the flow?
Were they just a, passing fad?

Matching vests and upturned hats,
Stages bathed in bisexual lights,
Today musics sung by brats,
won't anyone hear my plight...

Aaaaa

AAaaaaaa
AAaaaaaa

I need a Boy Band.

Happy Filthy Friday, and happy early Vore Day~.

so have a life update

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Come find me at BABSCon! I'm a tropical pirate; I'll be wearing a different Hawaiian shirt everyday and possibly carrying around a ukulele. I'll be at the con today until 3:50pm, all day Saturday (when I'll consuming multiple legal and illegal substances), and most of the day Sunday. Come write a crappy fanfic with me! Come dance like you've never danced before with me! Come experience the MAGIC OF FRIENDSHIP with me!!!

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HOLY SWEET MOTHER OF FARORE!!!

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That moment you should be asleep but you've been up late and you have to wake up in two hours but don't know whether to sleep and risk oversleeping or stay up and risk passing out later in the day...

Whelp, time to roll a d20 to decide my fate.

1-10 = Stay up
11-20 = Sleep

Rolls

...Nat 20... whelp!

Passes out.

So first off, the news: I figured out what I'm doing with the Contrast prologue. (And the first six chapters!) It's going to be a fair bit shorter as a result, but still publishable. Thus, JJJ is coming soon, just waiting to hear back from my prereaders.

Second, a short list of characters I really want to write about but lack the time or ideas to do justice:
Twilight Velvet and Night Light
Photo Finish
Spitfire
Little Strongheart
Daring Do
Iron Will
Coco Pommel
Sea Breeze

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Heyyyyyy all. Arta here. Just wanted to tell you about this little one-shot I wrote this evening: Cleansing The Chakras. It's a Rarity x Tree Hugger fic.

Crack ships. Any ship. SHIP ALL THE THINGS!

Also, a little update about the other stories:

Chapter 5 of 'The True Shape' is well along in the writing.

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So in the wake of this bit of communal ridiculousness, I approached award-winning FIMFic and Writeoff author Not_A_Hat with a proposition. "Mr. !Hat," I said, "I like the cut of your not-a-jib. And furthermore, neither one of us has watched the Season 6 finale yet. And further-furthermore, this impending headcanon trainwreck seems like an awfully auspicious

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So there's a challenge I've always wanted to take on, and this Saturday I'm doing it. You might have heard of NaNoWriMo, a ridiculous challenge to write a 50,000 word novel in a month (the very same challenge that I completed Fifteen Dinners as a part of!)

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So, how about those leaked shorts?

I ship it hard.

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