Yet again, thanks to everyone for making Vice Principal Luna Has Pretty Eyes a hit! I never would've thought one of my embarrassing junior high stories would've gotten me so many likes on FiMFiction, but it goes to show that inspiration can come from the strangest places. I'll definitely write the other two someday, and know that Dean Cadance Has A Cute Laugh is practically begging to be an awkward Shining Armor fic. Because falling head over heels with a girl over something

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A couple of weeks ago, one of my sister's friends recommended that I try watching a new anime, Akiba Maid War; I was bitching about what I didn't like in another anime, and he suggested that Akiba was well-animated, had a nice balance of violence and humor, and wasn't full of uncomfortably oversexualized underage girls.

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Hi again.

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I want to make one thing clear: this blog has been dramatized for ease of reading, and some scenes are shown in non-chronological order so that it all flows better. Everything written here is real, though. The dialogue is mostly literal to the best of my ability and memory. This all happened. 

It’s important you understand this because this story is about two things. 

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It has been a long time since I managed to get multiple review sets done in advance, and yet, here I find myself with two Read It Later review sets that I got done before I had posted either of them.

The last set’s epilogue ended with me noting I should read stories off my high priority bookshelf… so naturally, I immediately disregarded that advice and just read some stories on a whim.

Let’s see how it goes, shall we?

Today’s stories:

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A murder, a manhunt, and a malicious modicum of martyrdom plague Princess Luna in this tale proposed for "Suggest A Story September." Don't forget to give it a like and leave a comment, please! (After all, it's my first new story in 7 months!)

EPony-Me™: Rebooted

• MLP: FiM
• Adventure
• Sci-Fi
• Slice of Life

What happens when you realize that your life is a simulation? Well, you put the headset back on. A rewrite of 2017's Pony-Me.

• Human
• Alt. Universe
• Twilight
• Spike
• OC
• Other

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It's been almost a full year since I've actually written new content for Pony-Me. That chapter published back in August was the very last chapter I had in my little stash of chapters that I originally intended to have serve as a buffer zone between moments when I'd be unable to write for whatever reason.

Haha, who could've known that they'd be the only chapters I'd write for a long, long time.

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I never seem to keep all of this going, do I?

But here I am, Civviq Writer. I am still alive! My time - and drive - have just been dissolved by the exams. They still are being dissolved, by the way. But I'm doing fine. To be honest, I haven't been writing much, and if anything it's mostly for myself, for practice. I think I can say that I have improved a bit.

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...with some help from Daft Punk (and Streamable because YouTube was being a butt [might need to click to enable audio]).

I feel like a lot of people i know involved in the MLP fandom have, at some point or another, stopped watching the show itself. Doubtless they have reasons, good reasons. I think i've asked a few of them why, and they've told me; and at some point i forgot. And that's a bit of a shame, because i might have to start asking them again, tracing patterns, finding connections.

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So back in the day there was an amazing soul by the name of The Descendant. He has since moved onto other things but we still remember him for being the nicest gorram soul in existence.

We also remember him by donning festive cheer for the holiday season. This can be done very easily.

Step 1. Take your avatar image. If you lack the original take it from the largest source you can find on fimfic (usually your userpage)

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For.. a slightly odd commission.

As a gift for a friend (Who i love to tease) I'm gonna get him a custom body pillow. But the picture I want is an anime style young Stalin. It's a slightly complicated story.

Anyone know folks who can do a convincing anime style?

That wave of kinda fluffy stuff I've been writing?

It ends now.

Enemy of Mine is coming.

Soon.

Really soon.

Super soon, dammit.

Take it away, Defranco!

TL;DW:
Good News: Article 13, the copyright fine and filtering section, now exempts smaller sites and nonprofits, meaning GitHub, Wikipedia, and maybe even Fimfic are exempt.
Bad News: YouTube, Soundcloud, et al and their userbases are still super duper fucked.

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It started out bright and early with a scholarship interview at a college. After that I danced for two hours and for once remembered the choreography??? Anyway after that I showered, took a painful shit that ripped up my ass, then went to a Christmas party with the best family in the world! We played bingo and a bunch of other crazy games with some crazy people. There were these kids who were very effective condom commercials, but at the same time they were very sweet and

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1st reading: Snape whyyyyy *cries eyes out*
2nd reading: Snaaaaapeee
3rd reading: I feel strangely indifferent tbh

Middle of next week. The next chapter of Mystery on the Arcane Train will be done by the middle of next week.

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So I'm actually quite looking forward to The Rings Of Power, the soon-to-be cinematic series based on Tolkien's Middle-Earth lore. The Lord of the Rings is probably my favourite film trilogy and, while it's debated to this day, I really enjoyed The Hobbit series.
And there's something I feel I need to say...
I get that Amazon is...not a perfect company run by perfect people. I won't say anything else about that because frankly...I don't consider it relevant.

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