... soooorrrrryyyyyy

anyway,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY STELLAR BLAZE!!!

love you so much, wouldn't be anywhere without you.
you've finally caught up to us old people

hope u like this:

love u!

Well, ladies and gentlemen, this is it. I've hit the big time. Kind and generous follower Blackjack 21 has formed what I am now sanctioning my OFFICIAL FAN GROUP: CategoricalGrants Cuddle Cave!

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Ok, you guys, this is something I really want to do. This isn't some stupid blog post about me talking about Ponies in the hood or me trying to hook up on Bronymate. This is something serious I really want to do. I am definitely going to Bronycon, and this is something I been wanting to do.

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Hello everyone! I just releasted THIS BLOG POST in the CategoricalGrant's CuddleFic Contest group announcing our winners and honorable mentions for

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I wanted to write a short poem but I'm not in that group. Then I checked and it wasn't there???

What's up guys, Pump It Up back at'cha with an update to something. Drumroll please....!

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And, I'm sick. I'm groggy. I'm unmotivated. What a way to start the fall, eh? All I've been doing lately is lounging about, staring at the screen and occasionally typing for my stories, fighting a cold for four days, and playing video games to occupy dead air. I mean, the latter is certainly entertaining enough. Maybe I'm just mad I don't have much drive to do writing. I joined a group to do some story reviews to help give me some introspection while inspecting other works from an outside

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Canadian protesters tell Hannity how they feel about 'gutless, spineless, cowardly' Trudeau

Given that there seems to be a pretty good lull in my family emergency right now, and that I have the chance to relax, this seems like a pretty good time to go over a few things that happened yesterday that I probably need to acknowledge.

First of all, my most recent story 'Hope Sinks' is not only my most hated story ratinsgwise, but it also ended up in the bottom 10 stories of the day. Bottom 5 at one point I think. You know how that fucking feels??

...Pretty. Damn. Great.

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Wow, haven't been on here for a while! So as the title suggests, yes; I'm saving Immortality for a different time.
Will it ever release?
Yes, I am planning to release Immortality sometime in 2017, just not now.
Why'd you delay it?
After teasing the fiction for so long, I really wanted this Fall release to be something incredibly special; I wanted it to be the best work I'd ever written.
So... why'd you replace it?

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my new Applejack story is ready for you guys to view. Consider it my Christmas gift to you guys.
Also after some deep thinking I am going to put another story on hiatus. So I can focus on
My little apple pet
The confusing life
Miss Martini

The Magic of Heat and lust only have two chaps left
Pinkie makes magic love candy just needs edited and it's done.
The same for the farmer and the princess.

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I didn't feel that it would work any other way, and certainly he felt that way too. So that's why it's there. Otherwise, FIMFiction doesn't give you much in the way of penalties for that. What it DOES give you penalties for is revealing someone's personal address.

Besides, I went about using that name in probably the LEAST malicious manner of them all, so I have elected not to remove it from the group.

Sweetie Belle here, and I'm gonna talk about groups! Specifically, I'm gonna talk about some of the problems I see with them, and ways that they could be fixed, and then I'll go into other neat stuff on my wishlist for groups. Of course, it'd take knighty or Xaquseg to actually do any of these, and I'm pretty sure they are busy with other things.

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So first thanks to everyone for the votes. Ms. Martini aka Applejack won. I will be writing this one as soon as I finish with my competition story. Just so everyone knows it is almost finished the whole story will be posted one chap a day. I just need to type it and edit it so be on the look out for my first Twijack fic.
After that I will be updating The rise of a new kind of magic. Followed by the first chapter of Ms. Martini hanks agian for all the followers.

Yes, I know. Shut up.

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Hey there if you're part of (or even not of) my Mr Allan's Collection Group then please come join me at the link down below.

It's just a place to talk to me or whatever you really want I guess.

Allan's Collection Discord Server

(I will be available to talk at 4-7PM AZ time today.)

It is now Nov. 24, which means that unless you have been granted an extension (and you know who you are if you have), story submissions to my CuddleFic Contest are due TODAY! Don't forget to post them in the group's submission folder prior to 11:59pm EST so judging can begin!

I officially released a new group today called the Wordsmith Workshop!

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Here at Dueling Keyboards, we write a story.

Not just any story, however... we write Our Story.

Our Story isn't just a single story, or even a handful of stories. Rather, it'll serve as an expansive collection of stories, written by the members of the group itself, centering on a single, common theme.

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