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IN WHICH I BIRTHDAY'D
*ahem* Jesus was Black. Ronald Reagan was the Devil. And the government is lying about 9/11. </boondocks>

Okay, now that I've probably shocked you into unfollowing, allow me to explain myself past the jump.

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Since Starlight is probably going to stay with the Mane Six (even though a part of me hopes she doesn't and they forget she ever existed), she's also going to make an appearance in the next Equestria Girls film, whatever that may be.

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So here is the thing about Dr. Who. It's bigger on the inside. You look at it right from the outset and go, 'Huh, there's only ten series so far. Let's try this thing out.'

(This is an especially easy mistake to make if you, like me, are American and can't easily access Classic Doctor Who.)

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Spoilers below the cut! There will also be spoilers for next week's episode, as well.

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I JUST STAYED UP FOR THE PAST TWO NIGHTS WRITING ON AND OFF FOR A ONESHOT AND I I JUST BROKE 5000 WORDS EVEN THOUGH I HAVE SCHOOL ON TUESDAY. I HAVE NO CONCEPT OF TIME AND I SHOULD REALLY GET TO BED BUT I DESERVE A MEDAL BECAUSE I HAVEN'T FELT THIS ALIVE SINCE THE SOMBRAPIE FEVER OF 2014.

I know I probably don't have to write these every time delays happen, but I like to keep you guys informed ^^ and I guess I can some day look back and see how many times I delayed in my schedule?
Anyway, no chapter Sunday, or at least I don't think so. I haven't gotten far with it because of assignments in school, and we haven't even properly started the group stuff :/ I'm gonna get busy... XD
Sorry for the wait, but I have to do this stuff ^^

IN WHICH I CONSIDER SAGAS AND STORIES

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...when this happened:

What kind of fic do you think I'm writing, Gdocs?!

Here I sit on the five year anniversary of when I first joined Fimfic. Wow. The site has changed so much; so have I. This site and the authors have become far more experienced, the stories far more nuanced, the comedy funnier, the drama sadder. We are all growing into true blue writers. 51 stories later, I am amazed and mystified at how much I was able to accomplish as a writer (350k+ words) but how much growing I still have to do. Some day I may re-write WestBoro in Equestria, My British Pony,

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Now, I may not have a huge reader-base (or follower-base, for that matter) when it comes to A Cold Wind Blows. However, I am here to inform you that I am indeed working on the next chapter of my fiction. It's just been taking me an increasingly long amount of time; mostly due to work and the new Legend of Zelda game sucking up all my time. So, the chapter is coming and is being worked on.

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I had meant to write a blog post that tortuously wound around to the tagged story, but while I was typing, I got a PM:

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So hey all of you. I don't know if you all know but I started a new story because I felt I had moved past where I was on my previous work here. In many ways I have but most importantly was my mentality. I feel in someways a different person than what I was a year ago. I hope my writing has improved, which I know it has but how much is so difficult to say, but more importantly is things are looking up for me in my life outside of writing. Which is kinda funny coming from a person who just spent

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IN WHICH STORIES PROGRESS SORT OF

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I attempted to explain to my mom what memes were...
I think she's just more confused now

Full Name: Teona Royal British Egg
Future Career: Voice Actress
Birthday: January 6
Relationship Status: Hostage
Height: 5'6 (around that)
Favorite Color: Purple
Girl BestFriends: Soluna (& Cindy) - Online - RDcrystalheart, NorthernLights8 & Many More. Okay, more like 7 more.
Boy Bestfriend: None - Online - Blaze (DeviantART)
In Love?: YES (with Soluna... ????)
Want Kids?: Yes
If, So How Many?: 2-3
SnapChat: Yes, I have one.
Zodiac Sign?: Capricorn ♑️

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Gonna be a quick thing here:

• This summer was admittedly not that great for writing. I think I have maybe 40k of words from various chapters/not quite complete updates and the like that I managed.
• I don't have much to show for it, but I'm on the last (and biggest) part of the Actual Next Update. Even if I wanted to rush it (and, uh, I don't) I have a lotta boxes to pack and a whole-ass move to college in 48 hours.

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paulasaran gabs about autophobia and thinks that it's pretty good! if that interests you, why not give it a looky!

This blog post contains spoilers for the Doctor Who 2017 Christmas Special, Twice Upon a Time. If you haven't seen it yet, and you don't want spoilers, don't read this post.

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Sometimes, I get so bored that I drink. I'm saving the last of the whiskey for my love. I tried three seconds of tequila and it was pretty good. It didn't have the same effect as whiskey so I made myself a cosmopolitan. It tasted delicious! It still didn't give me the desired effect so I gave myself two seconds of tequila. That shit tastes so much better than whiskey. The only problem was that my insides burned when I sneezed. Here's the recipe for the

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