More stories are more fun when they're in the same review, right?

I guess there's only one way to find out. Read them here: (link)

If that's not enough, have a picture too:

Not an hour and a half ago, I got chewed out by my aunt for something, that I'll admit was rather goddamn stupid on my part. And while this was going on, I basically acted like a dog with his tail tucked between his legs and the first moment I could, I bolted back to my room and hid.

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"Ich denke, dass wir eine falsche Umdrehung zurück in Polen machten"

Ich bin im Befehl eines Panzerkampfwagen IV gebracht worden, und sie gaben mir diesen netten Hut. Jetzt bin ich von, die Amerikaner oder Bolschewiken zu finden und meine Aufgabe für ein Land zu tun, von dem ich nicht sogar bin

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I thought it was a joke, I thought it was a funny or die video, I thought it wasn't going to happen in a hundred years... I was wrong.

"10/10 Best Anime"~ IGN
"Easily beats Toy Story."~ New York Times
"I beat the f**k Outta my d**k so hard that I can't even feel my left leg."~ Some random guy online.

Joking aside, yep, we're at that low point now. What's next?

So I promised to be finished with the One Shot by the end of November.
By now I've delayed the posting of this story several times over a span of a few months with honestly little progress or any idea of what the hell I was doing.
I give up.
At this point, anyone who could have possibly been interested is bored and tired of my delays now, I don't like the way the story is turning out, and I just don't really have any drive to continue writing.

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This may be the last time ill be on for an unforseen ammount of time. See you all when i get back

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Yes, really, really.

Micheal 'Boobz N' Explozions!!!' Bay, and a teenage, live-action Dora 'Swiper, no swiping!' the Explorer. Currently aiming to defile a cinema near you in the year 2019.

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Wowzers, did somebody slam their head against the cray button until both broke, or what, huh?

You know, I'd normally never end a blog on two clips, but both these seem too appropriate not to share.

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For everyone with autism or everyone who knows someone with autism, how well does this song describe the situation?

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Well hello again. Been a while though not to the extent where I just skipped the entirety of February in terms of saying hello.

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Ayyy it's late(ish) o'clock, you know what that means, I'm making a really stupid blog post where I spew random crap.

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Stupidity should be illegal.
I think we can agree on that.

Stupidity can't be illegal.
And yet there must be something we can do.
The stupid just need education.
And it might help to ban them simply isn't true.

Dummheit kann man nicht verbieten.
Und doch kann man etwas dagegen tun.
Was gegen Dummheit hilft ist Bildung.
Gegen Verbote sind die Dummen oft immun.

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War of Two worlds is hereby canceled.

I am obviously not a competent enough author to write such an ambitious project. So I hereby declare War of Two Worlds canceled until I improve my craft. I'll keep it up on my page for the few that did like it. But it is canceled until I reboot it once I am ready.

My deepest apologies.

Well, I had a good run.

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Six days and the hype is beyond belief right now

And just because have a littlepip in the rain

For those of ya'll that know me, I tend to be a somewhat introverted person when it comes to personal matters and my family. And well, I hadn't come out to them that, well, My door swings both ways. And.... Well, emphasis on hadn't

That's changed today

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"Fallout: Equestria - Deluxe 2edgy4me Edition" recently released its final chapter, and since it's now invading FimFic directly, I decided to weigh in.

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I have made headway on a few chapters of BwBb, struggled but prevailed with getting the Horizon Splitter idea out, and had some difficulty with YHaY: Twisted Product. The problem for TP stems from the "to kill or not to kill" problem of the Twisted Product. I've

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Ahh my childhood... Minus the traumatizing loss of my parents XD

So, I was thinking of a title for a new story. And, well, it would be a diary story so I came up with the word Diaryetic as in, diary-etic.

Wait, it gets worse.

The full title that popped into my head was going to be The Diaryetic Courtship of Pinkie Pie.

Yeah....

Chocolate rain anyone?