Racist Sandwich? · 3:12am Sep 5th, 2015
... Just, just watch.
... Just, just watch.
How To Get Dah Ladies - 100% Success Rate!
I bet you fine gentleman are wondering how to get all of the ladies. Well look no further than this tutorial. I've got your back.
So what you will need is:
1. A large supply of chocolate. Get white chocolate too, just in case the lady is allergic to regular chocolate. You can also get that fake chocolate stuff too but, eh, it is not as effective.
I made a beautiful song. Here are the lyrics for you to enjoy. XD
Also, I was high on orange soda when I wrote this. Don't judge meh. <_<
Wash Dat Bass
By Emma Lee Downs (AKA LyraAlluse)
The first step to being first class,
Is ya gotta remember to wash dat bass,
It ain't that much to ask,
And I don't mean donkey so don't give me sass.
The second step to being king,
Is scrubbing every little corner of your body clean,
Here's a joke I've been working on.
What is the difference between UniqueSKD and an ordinary bag?
UniqueSKD may be passing himself off as something special, but the bag holds a hell of a lot more dignity than he does.
Congratulations to you if you have read this far into the joke, all...four or five of you who actually come here for the comedy...which actually might just be two out of the five hundred and fifty five people who know me.
The 180 stone beast has almost killed his owners on more than one occasion due to his sheer size - but that doesn't stop them giving him the freedom of their home.
It might sound like a load of bull but this couple really do share their home with a 180 stone BUFFALO called Wild Thing.
It occurs to me that the people who claim that 'everyone is beautiful' are the same people who go around telling each other that they're beautiful. Now, correct me if I'm wrong,* but surely this renders the compliment meaningless. It is roughly equivalent to saying "You're just like everyone else." I shan't pretend I've met everyone else, but I've met some of them, and, frankly, the less like them I am, the better. Based on this logic, the next one to tell me I'm beautiful gets a punch up the
Feeling rather tired, so I'll just let the screenshots do most of the talking. I think I finally completed my pony avatar, so now I can talk to other pony players without feeling embarrassed. Yay.
Well, I think he does anyway.
Hello every one, here, as promised is the next chapter of Dream Sickness. Expect a new chapter soon, though this week there may be a little bit of a delay as I'm going to be busy.
I'm going on Google and looking for this stupid god damn Flash animation crap all the cool kids' are using now. I want to be good at stuff too! I don't want to keep getting low amounts of views for the time I put in to my junk! I must at least see if Flash will help me in ANY way at all!
One of the best old dubbing series you'll find on YouTube. Bloody brilliant and hilarious comedy only British twots can provide!
Webcomic / Romantically Apocalyptic
Awesome / Romantically Apocalyptic
Characters / Romantically Apocalyptic
Funny / Romantically Apocalyptic
Do you like pain?
Are you depressed?
Do you like the idea of being tested by god like Job was with no end in sight?
Then this story is for you. This story is for *redacted joke prolly breaks tos*.
Like the character is a slave who gets emotionally, psychologically, and physically abused and neglected.
Every chapter.
Like, if you are a depressed communist who *redacted* sure, this will appeal to you. You can relate it to the horrors of uh colonialism haha.
Comic time! Nothing dark this time Abyss XP
And it's not hard to see why!