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I work part time as a back room guy at Target and I arrive at work an hour before work - there's parents already forming a line out the door for these damn things and I'm struggling to understand the appeal of the miracle of plastic egg hatching - particularly the fact it seems the actual 'hatching' is a one-way deal since these online reviews show the egg does irreparably shatter even though the top and bottom halves are hard plastic. Like, once the bird thing grows to 'maturity' or

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Ever have trouble finding pseudoephedrine because of pesky government restrictions on buying America's favorite nasal decongestant due to stupid meth-heads trying to synthesize meth from it?

So were the authors of this paper, who came up with an entirely reasonable and rational approach to solving the problem:

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I actually got advanced warning about this reading through Twitter, but yeah here it is!
It’s by Spinothesaiyanhog on youtube, but he goes by Steven1992 on fimfiction with an assist from Scribbler with some voices!

LISTEN AND ENJOY

It has been a while since I did a set of Read It Now reviews. I actually started this one all the way back in March, and then forgot about finishing it out until this weekend, when I decided to get another review set done and actually read some recent stuff.

Today’s set contains a pair of episode reaction stories, a story with an interesting premise about Celestia and her ability to see the future, a story about Chrysalis sending Cadance a letter, and a story about… well, wingboners.

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The puns will continue until morale improves.

The last Multipart Blitz is all set. Congrats.

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This came from a pretty eclectic variety of sources; two writeoff stories, a story from a writeoff writer which is unrelated to the writeoff, a featured story, and a random story that got recommended to me by Sharp Spark. Quite the variety pack of stories - but how will they hold up?

Spoiler alert: reasonably well.

Today’s stories:

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Yeah this one was a matter of time and I've been avoiding it for way too long. I do need a way to communicate with my Patreons in expedient manner, and PMs simply don't cut it.

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Okay, I seriously need a break from everything. Internet, YouTube, stories, technology, everything.

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Hey readers! I’m back, this time with an update post on a lot of projects. Because I have been blasting ahead lately. I’ve got some awesome news and updates for everyone, so make sure you check through everything if there’s a story or even you’re waiting up on!

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When I look back on my life there are a few things I regret. There are certain girls I've dated that I wish I hadn't, things I've said that I'd prefer that I hadn't said and certain movies I've seen that I can't watch again due to certain things that happened while they were playing (including the fact that they sucked).

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Revenge, prayer of revenge
Indelible Hisako, indelible grudge
Slaughter, massacre of tragedy
Indelible Hisako, guardian
Bloody, bloody rage
Shouting, screaming, guardian
Indelible Hisako, the tomb of flame
Smoke, the smoke of memory

Heeeey! I'm back! Have I lost some-

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Let's see if I can maintain maximum punnage until the event ends.

Last week's is set in stone. Go look.

This week... well, we're continuing "Mighty Morphin' Kaiju Rangers." So yeah, you're slightly fucked.

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No seriously. Sunset Shimmer, Twilight (EqG), Romance, Order Top Rated, Second Page, Second From The Top.

... and there it is!

... go me? Go... us? You guys apparently really liked this story. I don't know what to say about it beyond being embarrassingly flattered. So... hurrah?

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