Man, this last May has been the worst month in recent memory. From the first week to the last, it has been utter trash. Just one thing after another. And now, as the month closes, I think I'm just drunk enough to pour my problems out here. I don't expect anyone to care, nor do I see any reason for you to. I just feel like saying it to somebody. So if you don't mind hearing this burned-out hasbeen's problems, have a seat. It shouldn't take too long.

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You remember what I said last blog about Madam Fate.
Y'know the characterized interpretation of how everything I say or plan turns out to be examples of Murphy's Law?
(Anything that could go wrong, will go wrong.)
Well I called her a bitch last blog, and boy did she not like that.
In simple terms:
The One-Shot is going to be delayed again.

I know what one of you might be thinking:
"What an asshat, he just delayed that last time!"

And yeah. I did.

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I swear I was going to start writing again!
Unfortunately, the horrible curse that is Pokémon has sunk it's icy fangs into me once again. Oh cruel faith!

I've been calculating breeding chains to avoid using BP and coins for TMs for two whole days! But it'll be worth it! Soon I'll have a Tentacuel with Ice Beam! And a Feebas with Ice Beam! Everything with Ice beam! Muhahaha!

I love being normal, I mean transphobic.
Math is also transpho-
Oh wait, I forgot, math is racist.

The Latinx Movement is dripping with "American" stupidity.

Black people can't do simple math? - Must be that math is systematically racist.
White people can't understand simple Spanish grammar? - Must be that Spanish is transphobic.

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*blames teachers for not telling me about homework that they'd set over the weekend and not giving clear instructions on the task itself*

*is also aware that I need to complete more homework during the week so I actually have a weekend to myself*

~ Angel

Me and grey are teaming up to write a one shot and I'm willing to disclose is it involves two teenagers, transformations, the token black friend, breaking and entering, and woman called Granny Rags

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Sorry for vanishing... i was sent to equestria

Reading the discription for today's episode gave me a huge bloodborne vibe by only saying Nightmare

Well, either way we'll see in a half hour

From the asshole that brought you "The Sun's Desire". And the same asshole that brought you "The Moon's Lust," I now present three new stories.

"The Heart's Sin"

"Will You Walk into my Parlour? "

Celestia's fetish

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The next chapter of Misfits, currently named Never give Myst a Soapbox, is currently chugging along at a little over a thousand words.

Great, he's not shutting up.

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Holla holla, scrublords in the basement! It's your old pal Dark Avenger bringing you a brand new review written by the most professional writer people since humanity invented... paper, I guess...

Might as well give you a preview before we jump in:

Don't miss it, or you'll stay a scrub forever!

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I've finally decided to get started on an idea I've been playing with for a while and am proud to say that I got the first chapter finished last night. I plan on having chapter two done sometime in thenext few days, after which I will be publishing it for all to see. What's it about? Who's in it? Where do you keep the doughnuts? All good questions and ones you'll have to wait to have answered (except for the doughnuts. I ate them).

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In case you missed it, given the damn yo-yoing that the front page entries on this site love to do, I tried to get out of my recent slump by writing some pure grade Sunset/Rarity smut. Give it a look, if you're into that kind of thing, won't you?

So, a couple of things to get out of the way here...

There's a new chapter out for Second Contact, and you can check it out here.

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Hey guys, another update.

There is no dead stories, but, I am still fighting with my workplace. I have been forced to take legal actions through my union. That means I have had to submit a lot of paperwork, and read a lot about the laws, rules, and regulations I have to abide by so I am sure in my case. Of course the people from my union are the experts, but I don't wanna be lied to again by my bosses.

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For weeks I had problems sleeping. I would reach for my phone and check this site, hoping to catch the moment IT happened. I had posted my story up for review and finally noticed the reviewer was reading it. My mind buzzed. Would it be good? Would it be garbage? I had to know. Somehow this would finally tell me the worth of my story. Definitive proof, as it were, what it was. My heart and brain latched onto this idea like a lifeline and would not let go.

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Yesterday, I saw this video, and if Equestria ever gets cars, this is pretty much exactly what pony road rage would look like.

And then I thought: what would current Equestrian road rage look like if it was actually rage-y?

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Seriously, I swear I'm not drunk when I write these blog posts, I'm not even old enough to drink.

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When some "people" don't get what they want, blood, they throw a tantrum saying everything's wrong, everything's bad, blah blah blah.

Double Jeopardy, something meant to protect us all from being charged for the same crime more than once.

Well, surprise, surprise, due to "certain events" rattling someone's cage, obviously the Rittenhouse verdict, double jeopardy is now unjust.

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My brother found my porn folder..... and the first thing he saw was Braeburne