Okay so I'm getting this wig for Christmas for a Sunset Shimmer cosplay

But the thing is, I'm not sure if I want to cosplay old Sunset (from EQG and EQG:RR)

Or the Sunset revamp!

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GUESS HOW OLD THE TEL ONESHOT IS TODAY

I wasn't originally going to write a blogpost because it's been a bad week, but then LILFUNKMAN spent an entire night doing that GIF so now I had to.

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Considering how much progress I've been making writing the latest one, I wouldn't say it's out of the question. Probably! There's going to be a considerable amount to edit (and I fucking hate editing) and I also won't have much of a chapter buffer after this one goes out... but I dunno. Words are flowing, and the story's been wrangled pretty alright now.

I'd say it is probably gonna happen. Here's to hoping for less time between chapters. 🤞

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Fuck it. Here’s a thesis in two parts that literally nobody will like, ‘cause y’all fucking cowards.

• Being featured isn’t actually that hard. That’s how you get a popular story.
• Being featured ultimately doesn’t fucking matter. That’s not how you get famous.

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I was away at a museum, and we forgot the poll until literally the last second. Cut us some slack, mate.

We're finished on the DiscordExe trilogy. Or, as it may come to be known, the Facebook hateboner story.

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Tonight, I went to a Chinese restaurant.

The lady behind the front counter was white.

Our waiter was Arab-American; the other was Hispanic.

The only other people in the restaurant was a Polynesian family gathered around a table in the middle of the room.

Number of Chinese people in the Chinese restaurant: 0.

But at least I still got an Engrish fortune cookie (You will always have good luck in you. Personal affairs.)

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I am, for all intends and purposes, a walnut.

Like a walnut, I'm objectively delicious, and everybody wants a piece of me. I'm also full of nutrients, and I'm sorta shaped like a brain. The metaphor works in many levels. [1]

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"Hurry, they put Spike in a railroad!"

Hey everyone! Just here to let you know that the gallery for The Iron Horse has been updated! Two new chapter illustrations have been added but first, I need to say HOLY ST, THAT'S BEEPING AWESOME!!

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IMAGES DON'T BREAK

Eh, it could've been better. It's only a sketch though. LOOK AT THAT RED ARMOR AND THAT slightly cut off cyber-snake... Dammit. My camera skills have failed me.

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Spoilers below the cut! There will also be spoilers for next week's episode, as well.

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And look who I've gone gay for!

Nah, I'm still straight really. But if I did ever need to go gay, it'll be for this guy right here. Fuck off Superman. You've been replaced by the best OP hero of all time.

Sorry, I got that last part wrong.

I meant to say..."he's just a guy who a hero for fun."

A little bit of wee comes out at that line every time.

I must change my pants...

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"Alicorn Milk" is now the newest inductee to the most hallowed hall in fimfiction history:

I've made it, you guys. I've reached the summit. Testicular mediocrity below me; open skies above. Feels good.

I work part time as a back room guy at Target and I arrive at work an hour before work - there's parents already forming a line out the door for these damn things and I'm struggling to understand the appeal of the miracle of plastic egg hatching - particularly the fact it seems the actual 'hatching' is a one-way deal since these online reviews show the egg does irreparably shatter even though the top and bottom halves are hard plastic. Like, once the bird thing grows to 'maturity' or

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And now, back to (if you haven't already...), the continuing stooooooory of a Brony and his quest for really good fanfics.

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Finally, UniqueSKD finishes his terrible awful piece of shit animation. Now I can do something else and continue the full video at a later date or something.

So until then, feel free to hate me for bringing this abomination into the fanbase and humiliating every living brony and pegasister with my garbage animation skills.

I hate myself infinitely more than any of you do.

...when this happened:

What kind of fic do you think I'm writing, Gdocs?!

Howdy, y'all. I'm gonna give a rambly status update on my life because I can. But let's get to the heart of the matter first: I might go on a small break from updating. I've got a few more chapters left to post, and I might be able to get back to writing before the buffer is exhausted. So hopefully this whole blog post is pointless, and thus I should really wait until I know for sure, but I feel like posting it will help me feel less stressed, so that's what I'm gonna do

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Chapter in Progress DONE - Chapter 13, "A Deadly Exchange"

Come watch me work! Finishing up the latest chapter of my running story "The Mad Seeress of the North". This link will be good for the next few hours as I write the last scene before posting it later today.

The chapter is up. Thanks to all who stalked me out there (I know who you are, lol!).