I've FINALLY got my new computer all set up and back from it's data transfer. Horse words should resume shortly. Enemy of Mine is certainly my top priority, writing-wise, and I've probably been set back by y'know, not having a computer. However, I might do a quick one shot or two to flex my writing powers, get used to the new keyboard, etc. Highly unlikely to be anything magnificent, but words are nice. Also, I would like to show off something potentially related to new stories.

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Something that might surprise most of you is that, when I try to humblebrag, I barely talk about the obscene size of my penis. There is nothing humble about it. It’s just generally a great thing.

No, what I always talk about is the fact that—and this is true, fucking warped as it sounds—even though I am the dumbest motherfucker on this website? I sometimes need to put, like, real effort into convincing my readers that my prose is shit.

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A friend of mine hit me up today and between flexing on me with how well he eats on twelve euros a month and further reminding me I live in a dystopian hellscape, he asked me to share this around if I could:

Pin Guardians: Drinks and Sweets

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FRIENDS I BRING A COMMERCIAL I want to share but before that I want to say that

there is an alternate universe out there where I wrote the Ducktales / MLP Crossover I was destined to write in which the Ducktales gang gets thrown into Equestria and shit happens BUT THE IMPORTANT PART IS THAT WE WOULD HAVE THE CRANKY DOODLE EP but with Donald and Pinkie instead of Cranky and Pinkie AND HONESTLY WE LIVE IN A LESSER WORLD FOR NOT HAVING THAT

anyway here's the commercial

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I have so many ideas for new stories floating around my head at this point. The thing is, only one of them is a one-shot that I'd be able to pull off in a short time, while the rest would likely end up demanding Pony-Me levels of time and dedication to bring to life.

First off is that story idea I pitched about a magical (not Narnia) world under a couch. Yes, I'm actually considering writing that.

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found dis

http://www.lookhuman.com/design/49336-i-hope-senpai-notices-me

This is the most demented thing I've ever seen. And I've written about a child discovering her own mortality. Okay? This. This will haunt me forever. I can feel it.

Because ice cream...

IS A FEELING.

Hello ponies! I missed uploading a chapter of anything yesterday because I was having trouble with the flow of the scenes for Frozen Shadows and since I have two ongoing stories and teased a new one in my blog last week here, I'm gonna put them in an easier to comprehend update here with the order of priority on my list:

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I had an hour this morning before work to do some writing. I could get something done in that small space of time, yeah. Then my stomach had to go and get nauseated so I can't even get breakfast down, let alone write. Yeah, thanks stomach for that. Thanks a heap.

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Dear Loyal Watchers, Interested Visitors, and Confused Passersby:

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Good lord, last week was a monstrosity. I even had to get involved myself, for the Transformers story.

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It’s gonna be a little while for my epic tale of adventure Up North (and in Gary, IN), so while we wait, let me regale you with the tale of the newest vehicle in my fleet.

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Hi. I guess this is technically my first update in 2024.

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Oh, watch him lie on his lounge, that old Aragón, that sharp fella. Covered in that velvet red robe of his, sipping idly from a cup of whiskey. There's a man you'd call a friend. There's a chap you'd call when there's trouble -- not because he can help, but he can stand there looking, make a witty quip.

You could kiss him, right now, but you won't. Because you know Aragón, that sharp fella. You know that cup looks like it's full of whiskey, but chances are, it's full of cum.

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i had an archery state competition on saturday! (i was gone practically all day) the competition was only 2ish hours, but it was like 4 hours (one way) from my school... and then i had to go to a party after... and then i stayed up til like 3AM... so i still am tired

but because i was on the bus for over 8 hours i got some drawing done!

BAEgolas

Lin-Manuel Miranda's Alexander Hamilton (aka me)

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I don't like the recent chapter of Home is for the Weak.

It's hard to walk the fine line between LOL SO RANDUM and humor that's... um... what I write. I don't really like being the former actually, and I feel the most recent chapter kinda jumped in that direction just a bit.

Gaaaaaaaaah~

So, I'd love to share my day's experiences, but I'm not sure if I have it in me to do it right now. Or, more accurately, I'm not sure if I want to stay up until 5 am writing a blog post - today was VERY active and VERY busy (and fun! I met so many people!).

But just wanted to share one final thing that happened at the end of the day.

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>think gay thoughts
>sometimes think Dislestia thoughts
>other times think Lunbra thoughts
>pepsi is better than coke
>Yakko
>this laptop is stoopid
>TAKE A BREAK RUN AWAY WITH US FOR THE SUMMER
>HONEY WHATCHU WAITING FOR
>where's nagi she needs her salad slap
>THERE RIGHT THERE
>GAY OR EUROPEAN
>Sassbra
>1 divided by 0
>fekkin sleep dammit
>i s t h i s t h e r e a l l i f e
>cats
>more cats
>gawd cats are adorable
>memes
>more gay thoughts
>gayer thoughts

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u guys should do ittt